The very first time I came...

30 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796

Clare;
I just dont understand this at all... I might have hinted that I had a sexual preference for goldfish and 5 second interludes and WBB has to ridicule me!!! It's not fair !!!!
Thank God some of us are sane
Paul

Interesting how you can put both hinting at a sexual preference for goldfish and proclaiming to be sane in the same post.
At least some of us admit to the fact that were mentaly unstable :haha: :uhoh:
Clare,xxx
wink

ANd, your point is? I can't see what is wrong here.... :P
Paul

30 Jun 2004

Quote by davej
I've been lead up the garden path....

Now that those damn garden fairies,supposed to be nice but evil really rolleyes

Clare,xxx

30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
Shit Davej... you've met Geraldine!!!! She is a good girl (fish) and is an oral expert
WHat a wonderful world this is
Paul

If she is the same Geraldine that used to live in a tank at my local Chinese takeaway I've done more than met her, I've stuck me finger in and given her a twirl.

30 Jun 2004

WHAT some people have been fibbing mad

Blood and sand Davej you better be telling the truth about these pixies or were all in trouble rolleyes

Pau :shock: l seems perfectly sane and well balanced to me :shock:

30 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
WHAT some people have been fibbing
Blood and sand Davej you better be telling the truth about these pixies or were all in trouble
Pau :shock: l seems perfectly sane and well balanced to me :shock:

The Pixies are real Warwick I've shared many a cigarette with them.

30 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
WHAT some people have been fibbing
Blood and sand Davej you better be telling the truth about these pixies or were all in trouble
Pau :shock: l seems perfectly sane and well balanced to me :shock:

Thanks Warwick.. I knew I could rely on someone like you
Paul

30 Jun 2004

Quote by davej

Shit Davej... you've met Geraldine!!!! She is a good girl (fish) and is an oral expert
WHat a wonderful world this is
Paul

If she is the same Geraldine that used to live in a tank at my local Chinese takeaway I've done more than met her, I've stuck me finger in and given her a twirl.
So, you do know her then... She is a bit of a babe I must admit.. Fancy a piece of her?
Paul

30 Jun 2004

oh THAT Geraldine
everybody knows her...she still up for some group action confused

:
Davej s premium fish fingers next I suppose lol

30 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
oh THAT Geraldine
everybody knows her...she still up for some group action :
Davej s premium fish fingers next I suppose

She is always up for a bit of Group(er) :shock:
Paul

30 Jun 2004

Quote by davej

Thought your goldfish was dead in a fag packet????
Those drugs again,tut,tut!!!
Clare,xxx

Ha !!! well spotted Clare.........only this means... :doh: ........some of this could have been made up :shock: !!!!
I've been lead up the garden path.... mad

FFS i am not a pauper you know....... i managed to save up the for my new fish ages ago! rolleyes

took a bit of fundraising.. and scrimping.. but i finally got there!

22 Oct 2007

Ok ok .. so this thread is ancient but I needed a real :giggle: and it was too good to :giggle: alone.
Cx

22 Oct 2007

the first time i came in here........ i was well scared of al the confident and witty people who were obviously all experts at posting, bantering and swinging!!
I thought to myself, when I grow up I want to be JUST like them lol

sad but very true lmao :laughabove:

22 Oct 2007

......across a jar of marmite i thought life couldnt get any better, till i came across the squeesy bottles, now life is even better!!!!!!!!! lol

22 Oct 2007

...i thought I was about to wet myself in bed whilst having a scratch that felt rather *perculiar*...
redface

lp

22 Oct 2007

:laughabove: :shock:
Really? :neutral:
OI!!! Cally... you can't bump threads like this.
*humpf*
I'm a highly respected chat op (stop that sniggering you lot evil

) and can't be associated with this kinda nonsense and blatant thread hijacking any more.
:giggle:
You're soooo in for a smackbottom

next month. :lol2:

20 Jul 2013

This thread has me in stitches every time I read it!
Davej's response to Roger743 reduces me to tears every time I read it!

20 Jul 2013

..... In here I was like a dog on heat. So many funny posts in the forum, so many damn sexy women to perv over and the first post I did was a damn techie help post! Feel kind of ashamed that there was no smut or flirting in it at all. :sad:

20 Jul 2013

Quote by mattmoleman
..... In here I was like a dog on heat. So many funny posts in the forum, so many damn sexy women to perv over and the first post I did was a damn techie help post! Feel kind of ashamed that there was no smut or flirting in it at all. :sad:

Ahh but you've made up for it since!

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Calista
..... In here I was like a dog on heat. So many funny posts in the forum, so many damn sexy women to perv over and the first post I did was a damn techie help post! Feel kind of ashamed that there was no smut or flirting in it at all. :sad:

Ahh but you've made up for it since!
I think the first comment I said to you was that you were (still are to be honest) an instant erection maker.
Oh how innocent I was back then.

20 Jul 2013

Quote by mattmoleman
..... In here I was like a dog on heat. So many funny posts in the forum, so many damn sexy women to perv over and the first post I did was a damn techie help post! Feel kind of ashamed that there was no smut or flirting in it at all. :sad:

Ahh but you've made up for it since!
I think the first comment I said to you was that you were (still are to be honest) an instant erection maker.
Oh how innocent I was back then.
Oooh what a charmer you are ;) passionkiss