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What would you do to get an invite to her forum party?
I'd bake a cake. And come, bearing it, dressed as a slutty gladiatrix :twisted:
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What would you do to get an invite to her forum party?
I'd bake a cake. And come, bearing it, dressed as a slutty gladiatrix :twisted:
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I would buy her a new pipe and cloth cap !!!!
Sexlightened
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I don't need to do anything, her being my role model and mentor 
However, if I had to, I'd buy her a book of Oscar Wilde's quotations :-)
However, if I had to, I'd buy her a book of Oscar Wilde's quotations :-)
Sex God
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A bottle of Bailey's, of course. Or two.
Sexlightened
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A bottle of Bailey's, of course. Or two.[
That was my back up plan!
That was my back up plan!
Sex God
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Stop blaming her for the shortage of Haagen Dazs baileys flavour a few years back. Apparently they were experiencing supply issues with "a core ingredient" which I can only assume was down to Blue drinking enough of the stuff to drown in at the time!
Sex God
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Disguise myself as a fly on the wall... Blue's legendary parties scared the living shit out of me and I was a little relieved that she'd stopped having them by the time I pitched up!
:giggle:
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bake her a cake, and ginger muffins
oh no i already did that
erm be elated! :twisted:
but i agree with DG i think the real old parties would have scared the crap out of me being all shy n stuff! :twisted:
oh no i already did that
erm be elated! :twisted:
but i agree with DG i think the real old parties would have scared the crap out of me being all shy n stuff! :twisted:
Sexlightened
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i will bring the vodka jelly or even might try Baileys jellyy
Warming the Bed
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bring chocolate hobnobs!!!
Sex God
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I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.
Sex God
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I'd bring her a bottle of own brand cola.
Sex God
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I'd bring her a bottle of own brand cola.
Cheap skate!!!!
Sex God
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If I bring party hats, balloons and party poppers would I be lowering the tone? :bounce:
Warming the Bed
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Quote by bluexxx
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.
Think you should organise a real party
:bounce:
Sex God
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Quote by leather_n_lace_
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.
Think you should organise a real party
:bounce:Good god no. The NHS is short of money, they can't afford the medical bill I would cause :crazy:
Warming the Bed
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Quote by bluexxx
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.
Think you should organise a real party
:bounce:Good god no. The NHS is short of money, they can't afford the medical bill I would cause :crazy:
Is that from too much Baileys or the injuries? :giggle:
Sex God
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Well, we'd prevent people drawing on her face after she has passed out with too much Baileys !!
J & S
J & S
Sex God
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Quote by bluexxx
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.
Think you should organise a real party
:bounce:Good god no. The NHS is short of money, they can't afford the medical bill I would cause :crazy:
But then, the company who produced the gaffer tape would make money, so that kind of offsets the cost to the NHS!
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We would bring several bottles of our home made elderflower champagne and ginger beer
Sex God
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We would bring several bottles of our home made elderflower champagne and ginger beer
Oooooo if we have a party you can come and bring some elderflower champagne!
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No offence to Blue but I wouldn't want one, take me a day to get there and possibly 10 years to be invited
That said, I hope you have a great bash.
That said, I hope you have a great bash.
Sex God
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No offence to Blue but I wouldn't want one, take me a day to get there and possibly 10 years to be invited
10 years to recover maybe :lol: :lol:
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No offence to Blue but I wouldn't want one, take me a day to get there and possibly 10 years to be invited
10 years to recover maybe :lol: :lol:......
Well If I had an invite - i'd let you know - I as an Irishman normally recover the next day! lol
Sex God
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i would bring my grey boxers and my new dementor outfit
Casanova
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Vodka Jelly (the famous tatty vodka jelly)
Chocolate...lots and lots and lots of chocolate
Pizza......
Are we in??????
Chocolate...lots and lots and lots of chocolate
Pizza......
Are we in??????
Sexpert
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I would peep in from outside and hope that Stevie would notice and bring me some ginger beer out :high-smile:
Sex God
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Quote by tigersgobounce69
Vodka Jelly (the famous tatty vodka jelly)
Chocolate...lots and lots and lots of chocolate
Pizza......
Are we in??????
Depends on whether your pizza has pineapple on it or not..... :giggle:
Sex God
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No pineapple.
And certainly NO boxer shorts!!!!
And certainly NO boxer shorts!!!!
Sex God
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...bring her an ice cream glass, filled with some of the Baileys so many other people have brought, and give her a badge saying "Sapphire" :lol2:
