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What Has Made You Smile Today :) Part 2

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Pork. The effort of educating it, is just way too much, on occasion.
Glee. :karaoke:
Oh and my job. It's pretty great on a good day. :smug:
I had an op yesterday and so have spent the day in bed.
My 8 year old daughter (who is still on half term) checked on me every 1/2 hour to make sure I was ok. She even made me a sandwich and brought it to me in bed in case I was hungry even though her dad had made her a packed lunch so that she didnt have to bother me ..... how sweet is she!!
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You know, I've said that for years - how do so many stupid people get degrees? Fortunately, teaching is one of those where you have to prove your worth 'out there' in order to gain the degree. Of the people I was at university with, the ones who spent their heads buried in books researching essays, made the lesser quality teachers. The ones who concentrated on the job, made better teachers.
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You know, I've said that for years - how do so many stupid people get degrees? Fortunately, teaching is one of those where you have to prove your worth 'out there' in order to gain the degree. Of the people I was at university with, the ones who spent their heads buried in books researching essays, made the lesser quality teachers. The ones who concentrated on the job, made better teachers.
isn`t that strange when most entrepreneur's are in fact uneducated and believe that teachers in-fact teach you nothing of any worth
imagine the horror and feeling of utter worthless when my truant officer found out his wages where nearly £500 a month less than mine as a barrow boy working the london markets in 1981
when i should have been studying gcse`s or o`levels :twisted:
as a footnote it was followed by a breakdown and he now stacks trolleys for a well known supermarket wink
i still cant spell add up or punctuate but my bank manager likes me a lot so much he takes me to dinner at least twice a year lol
My Dad putting his size ten's in to my "surprise" that Busty had planned for my Birthday on Sunday, and the look on Busty's face as she tried to say "shhhh ffs will you shhhh!!!!" thankyou dad...............blink:doh::doh::blink:
My bank manager is a tosser. lol
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My bank manager is a tosser. lol

happily introduce you to rav he`s pretty good knows some great tax breaks too dunno
and some great restaurants wink
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My bank manager is a tosser. lol

Aren't they all? Rather eat with a poor teacher than a tosser of a bank manager who's only nice to me because I have money :lol:
the relieved look on my daughters face cos she has finished redoing her last years Health and Social course work to gain yet another distinction...... means another year in 6th form for science and then Uni...... dont think the little clever clogs will ever leave home though lol
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the relieved look on my daughters face cos she has finished redoing her last years Health and Social course work to gain yet another distinction...... means another year in 6th form for science and then Uni...... dont think the little clever clogs will ever leave home though lol

Find her a place in the university you'd be willing to travel to (but too far for her to travel daily), and she'll get university lodgings for the first year. She won't want to come home after a term!
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the relieved look on my daughters face cos she has finished redoing her last years Health and Social course work to gain yet another distinction...... means another year in 6th form for science and then Uni...... dont think the little clever clogs will ever leave home though lol

Find her a place in the university you'd be willing to travel to (but too far for her to travel daily), and she'll get university lodgings for the first year. She won't want to come home after a term!
To be honest she is looking at some further afield as well, she wants to be a paediatric nurse so places are few and far between, I'm sure like you say she will love it once she gets there.
The sunny weather after the horrid storm of yesterday evening.
The spare inches in my trousers that I'm going to throw out when I get home! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
blokes avatar, fook me thats hot!! :twisted :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
When I arrived for work tonight flowers and a thank you note had been left for me. They were from a girl I talked down off a bridge about six months ago smile
being unemployed lol
well the time off to do stuff for a change is nice for now
Finally clearing the last of the allotment. It's half planted already and now I've got space for more. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D
And the compost box is rammed with the stuff I've dug out.
Homemade chicken lasagne that tasted amazing... even if I do say so myself! :mrgreen:
A wonderful birthday with visits from very dear friends, gorgeous pressies, time with my family who I don't see as much as I'd like and some clear realisation
Life is good biggrin
I had a shag last night .... the ban may be finally lifted!!! :bounce:
Glee :karaoke:
Just watched the season finale - feel good TV!
My loss of lard :bounce: and my total inability to hula hoop!! :giggle:
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Glee :karaoke:
Just watched the season finale - feel good TV!

Have just watched it too...and loved it! Can't wait for the next series.
Impromptu late night meets :twisted:
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My loss of lard :bounce: and my total inability to hula hoop!! :giggle:

I'll join you in the first point :mrgreen: and Mrs Tweeky too :shock: as for the hula hooping dunno but prepared to watch biggrin
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Glee :karaoke:
Just watched the season finale - feel good TV!

Have just watched it too...and loved it! Can't wait for the next series.
Wasn't it just fantastic!!!
I was looking last night to see where sells the series on DVD :giggle: