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A birthday video from my mum and dad, who are on holiday in Gran Canaria
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What Has Made You Smile Today :) Part 2
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Finishing the Christmas shopping :bounce: and that means all of it the prezzies food the job lot.
Orgasminator
I have a new job 
*Her*
*Her*
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Quote by couplefunuk
I have a new job
*Her*
Does it involve lots of hours working overnight and only for one night a year? I warn you, its seems good but their never grateful
Congratulations :bounce:
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This!
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Tea stops at my office!! :bounce:
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Sadly, finding a box that was perfect for posting an awkward sized item
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My Daughter who's gone to stop with her BF at Uni for a few days, posting on her FB status, what she's cooking for them both. And sounding so proud that she did a Shepherds pie from scratch yesterday.
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Googles tribute logo to Jules Verne, a working submarine that even has a functional depth gauge :mrgreen:
(today only- unless they feature it in the logo archive
)
(today only- unless they feature it in the logo archive
) 
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seeing the leaves on the trees popping into buds,
summer n sunshine on the way.
summer n sunshine on the way.
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See cheeky Sassy back.
yippee
yippee
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My son is back from his ski trip (minus a Nintendo DS, 1 and a half pairs of gortex ski gloves and a wash bag) ... I missed him soooooo much!!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
A quick pop in to the Cafe and spotting Tweety's boobies! :lickface::smitten::rascal:
We aim to please
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I got a tax rebate!!!! :bounce:
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Quote by Cubes
I got a tax rebate!!!! :bounce:
Tax rebate? What's one of those then?
Never had one before ... I'm hoping its not a really early April fool's joke!!
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an email which made me not so much smile, more 
Nice day meat2pleaseu!!! How are you?
(bloody awful, works crap, i'm stressed and i think i have a cold coming- still, musn't grumble)
probably you are interested who I am and why I have chosen you?
(you chose me cos i'm the best, baby!)
I have found your email in the site flirtbox
(never heard of it, let alone left my email on show)
I'm lonely and I am very tired from it... My name is Nailya. I'm 29 year old. May be I'm young
but I'm an honest woman and I look for serious relations (hubba) :rascal: I'm from Kazan, Russia.
Probably I'm not the first girl from Russia who write you. Yes, I read that many girls want to leave Russia.
But the only my dream is not to leave Russia but I want just meet a good person who will love me and I will love him all my life. May be you wonder why do I write now a man from abroad?
(my style, charm, wit, good looks, adonis like body, sexual prowes and most of all my modesty?) :mrgreen:
The answer is simple - there are not enough men in Russia who are ready to create a family
(newsflash luv- theres not enough here too- kids....ewwwww! :scared...
I live in a small city and the men here are not serious
(she's obviously never read any of my posts here )...
Probably I had no success
to meet an honest and reliable man
(she's obviously never read any of my posts here :lol: ) ...
But I am tired from short relations when a man needs only sex
(err, no comment :mrgreen: ).
That's why I have decided to take a chance through the Internet.
And now I hope you read my letter... And I hope to hear from you soon because
I'm really interested in you. Answer me, please.
Have a nice day,
Nailya
Should i mail her back and ask if she swallows on the first date and enjoys bondage and light bdsm? :lol:
Nice day meat2pleaseu!!! How are you?
(bloody awful, works crap, i'm stressed and i think i have a cold coming- still, musn't grumble)
probably you are interested who I am and why I have chosen you?
(you chose me cos i'm the best, baby!)
I have found your email in the site flirtbox
(never heard of it, let alone left my email on show)
I'm lonely and I am very tired from it... My name is Nailya. I'm 29 year old. May be I'm young
but I'm an honest woman and I look for serious relations (hubba) :rascal: I'm from Kazan, Russia.
Probably I'm not the first girl from Russia who write you. Yes, I read that many girls want to leave Russia.
But the only my dream is not to leave Russia but I want just meet a good person who will love me and I will love him all my life. May be you wonder why do I write now a man from abroad?
(my style, charm, wit, good looks, adonis like body, sexual prowes and most of all my modesty?) :mrgreen:
The answer is simple - there are not enough men in Russia who are ready to create a family
(newsflash luv- theres not enough here too- kids....ewwwww! :scared
...I live in a small city and the men here are not serious
(she's obviously never read any of my posts here
)... Probably I had no success
to meet an honest and reliable man
(she's obviously never read any of my posts here :lol: ) ...
But I am tired from short relations when a man needs only sex
(err, no comment :mrgreen: ).
That's why I have decided to take a chance through the Internet.
And now I hope you read my letter... And I hope to hear from you soon because
I'm really interested in you. Answer me, please.
Have a nice day,
Nailya
Should i mail her back and ask if she swallows on the first date and enjoys bondage and light bdsm? :lol:
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Mrs Tweekys Egg shell finish :twisted:
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Today my dad mad me smile, when for the first time since mum passed away 3 weeks ago, he wrote a silly thing on the chores sheet, and laughed.
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A letter from my solicitor
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A couple of days ago, I gave up a couple of hours of my time to help a random stranger who needed to improve her maths for a job she had applied for. I just got a text to say that she passed and has got the job!! :bounce:
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Today I have sat on the sofa with no back pain.
I got a bit over-enthusiastic at the allotment on Friday and was laid up all Saturday and Sunday. I had to use a garden lounger in the sitting room as it was the only seat that gave full back support. And yesterday I managed to plant may potatoes - but that was difficult cos it was painful to stoop and even more painful to stand up again. Foolish and all my own fault - I need to pace myself for the next round of digging.
I got a bit over-enthusiastic at the allotment on Friday and was laid up all Saturday and Sunday. I had to use a garden lounger in the sitting room as it was the only seat that gave full back support. And yesterday I managed to plant may potatoes - but that was difficult cos it was painful to stoop and even more painful to stand up again. Foolish and all my own fault - I need to pace myself for the next round of digging.
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Quote by Funlovers2009
A couple of days ago, I gave up a couple of hours of my time to help a random stranger who needed to improve her maths for a job she had applied for. I just got a text to say that she passed and has got the job!! :bounce:
This had made me smile
Quote by foxylady2209
Today I have sat on the sofa with no back pain.
I got a bit over-enthusiastic at the allotment on Friday and was laid up all Saturday and Sunday. I had to use a garden lounger in the sitting room as it was the only seat that gave full back support. And yesterday I managed to plant may potatoes - but that was difficult cos it was painful to stoop and even more painful to stand up again. Foolish and all my own fault - I need to pace myself for the next round of digging.
Would you like me to try to bang it back into place
? Ok, Ok, I'll get me coat 
Dave_Notts
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My friend and I were walking home tonight and I saw this bloke and he was HOTTER THAN HOT!!
I turned to my friend and said "did you see what I just saw?"
She replied "I did see what you just saw!"
And this random woman walked past us and said "I also saw what you just saw!"
:giggle:
Made us laugh a lot! He was lush!! :rascal:
I turned to my friend and said "did you see what I just saw?"
She replied "I did see what you just saw!"
And this random woman walked past us and said "I also saw what you just saw!"
:giggle:
Made us laugh a lot! He was lush!! :rascal:
Quote by Dirtygirly
My friend and I were walking home tonight and I saw this bloke and he was HOTTER THAN HOT!!
I turned to my friend and said "did you see what I just saw?"
She replied "I did see what you just saw!"
And this random woman walked past us and said "I also saw what you just saw!"
:giggle:
Made us laugh a lot! He was lush!! :rascal:
I didn't know you were in Nottingham today?
Dave_Notts
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Quote by Dirtygirly
My friend and I were walking home tonight and I saw this bloke and he was HOTTER THAN HOT!!
I turned to my friend and said "did you see what I just saw?"
She replied "I did see what you just saw!"
And this random woman walked past us and said "I also saw what you just saw!"
:giggle:
Made us laugh a lot! He was lush!! :rascal:
This made me smile
Three woman agreed on something and in quick time with no debate :lol2: Someone needed to video that for the historical archives.
