What Has Made You Smile Today :) Part 2

26 Aug 2011

Great big bag of free posh condoms and a glow in the dark sperm keyring from my mate - she is a sexual health nurse.
biggrin

11 Sep 2011

Did anyone see The Last Night of the Proms? Best one yet - but then I love Horrible Histories :lol2: :lol2:

11 Sep 2011

One of my chickens laid her first egg this morning! :bounce:
After all of her hard work and efforts, I cant bring myslef to let anyone eat it! lol

11 Sep 2011

Quote by anais
Did anyone see The Last Night of the Proms? Best one yet - but then I love Horrible Histories :lol2: :lol2:

Me too! I think it's gonna be a iPlayer afternoon! ;-)

11 Sep 2011

Quote by anais
Did anyone see The Last Night of the Proms? Best one yet - but then I love Horrible Histories :lol2: :lol2:

With the added comedy! Three microphones rolleyes

The opera singers hat kept attempting to fall off during Rule Britania. The quick flip to Hyde park with all the flag wavers and one guy walks past the camera like he was totally oblivious to anything around him. One thing that is getting silly though! Lets shoot that loon who keeps on letting of the stupid noisey balloons. Once it was funny now its just so old :sad:

12 Sep 2011

My cat being silly, and having a mad 5 mins! lol

13 Sep 2011

Our new chickens ate out of our hands today and even got brave enough to come and sit on the kids knees biggrin

13 Sep 2011

On the train back from london today the guy sitting next to me was snoring loudly so i gave him a 'polite' nudge in the ribs to wake him up. he woke up VERY startled, 'where are we, what was the last stop, have we gone past Coventry yet?!!!!!' i think the woman opposite pee'd herself.

13 Sep 2011

My new iron arrived today :bounce:

13 Sep 2011

Quote by SinSi
My new iron arrived today :bounce:

Ahhhhh enjoy your round of golf Sinsi lol

13 Sep 2011

Quote by SinSi
My new iron arrived today :bounce:

I can only imagine the unbridled joy you must feel! wink

My 65 year old dad pulled his phone out of his pocket and dropped his viagra on the floor, infront of my 97 year old inquisitive grandad!!!
"whats them for then??" :lol2:

13 Sep 2011

Quote by SinSi
My new iron arrived today :bounce:

Is it the latest iRon from Apple
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/20110914/6aa10ae1.jpg
The iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook, and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

13 Sep 2011

Quote by st3v3
My new iron arrived today :bounce:

Is it the latest iRon from Apple
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/20110914/6aa10ae1.jpg
The iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook, and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
Omg dont tell meeko ... :eeek: thats the next 8 years worth if gifts sorted for me if he see's that :giggle:

13 Sep 2011

But it could change your life, isn't technology wonderful lol

15 Sep 2011

Who would have thought that my new iron would have given myself and so mny others happiness :happy:

17 Sep 2011

Watching two tiny squirrels chase each other for about 10 mins, I thought it was really cute :giggle:
Then the squirrel at the back caught the one in front and despite her obvious protestations he proceded to hump the crap out of her!! :shock: