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Orgasminator
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... owners of Apple products that requires them to impress upon you their device of choice? We all (well, most of us) have mobile devices of some sort that either makes calls, browses the internet or allows us to carry out some kind of feat of social connectivity, but what is it about the owners of Apple products that forces them to tell us that their device is manufactured by Apple?
"I'm on my iPhone/iPad/iLollipop blah blah blah."
It's a f*cking phone ffs. (or tablet, or lollipop) Every other member of the population can get by in life by calling it a phone, or mobile, or tablet... Have you ever heard someone using the specific model name of their device if it's not an Apple product?
Sorry, but that gets my iGoat.
*Him*
p.s. What's with the damn arse about face capitalisations too!?!?! bangheadloon:fuckinghell:
aaaaaand relax...
Sex God
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It's a good iGimmick that Apple have come up with to advertise their products. I have to iAdmire them for that.
I have an iPhone and an iPad, and the boy has an iPod. I tend not to say or write iPhone as I am still in the old ways and just say "phone". I have even had people correct me and say, "no, you have an iPhone" :eeek:
But iPad... I say "iPad" not tablet, as a tablet is something else (something you take when you're ill). And also iPad is easier to type than tablet as it has less letters.
And iPod. Well, that's just an iPod. That's its name. I wouldn't know what else to call it.
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Quote by couplefunuk
... owners of Apple products that requires them to impress upon you their device of choice? We all (well, most of us) have mobile devices of some sort that either makes calls, browses the internet or allows us to carry out some kind of feat of social connectivity, but what is it about the owners of Apple products that forces them to tell us that their device is manufactured by Apple?
"I'm on my iPhone/iPad/iLollipop blah blah blah."
It's a f*cking phone ffs. (or tablet, or lollipop) Every other member of the population can get by in life by calling it a phone, or mobile, or tablet... Have you ever heard someone using the specific model name of their device if it's not an Apple product?
Sorry, but that gets my iGoat.
*Him*
p.s. What's with the damn arse about face capitalisations too!?!?! bangheadloon:fuckinghell:
aaaaaand relax...

*Hides* waits for the toots time-bomb :scared: ^^^
by the way i secretly agree
Sex God
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The reverse capitalisation is just a bit of iIndoctrination for me now. Apple products auto-correct you when you type such product names without using the reverse capitalisation, and I have continued to do it (as now) when not using an Apple product :dry:
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It's always non Apple users that complain about this shit. It's a phone to me. It's always an iPad though. Tablet is what you eat at camp courtesy of my Mum!
bolt
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so is a Mac really an iMac and isnt that a hair removal creamdunno
Orgasminator
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Tablet is what you eat at camp courtesy of my Mum!
bolt

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I think *Him* needs to chill out. I LOVE my iPhone biggrin
*Her*
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How can you tell if someone's a vegetarian?
They'll tell you.
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If Apple make a vibrator people would be suing them because it made them go blind.
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If Apple make a vibrator people would be suing them cause they have gone blind.

would it be called the Ibrator? lol
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
If Apple make a vibrator people would be suing them cause they have gone blind.

would it be called the Ibrator? lol
Too long, more likely the iVibe
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
*Hides* waits for the toots time-bomb :scared: ^^^
by the way i secretly agree

Oooh... you's in soooo much trouble now! :scared:
Quote by celestria
If Apple make a vibrator people would be suing them cause they have gone blind.

would it be called the Ibrator? lol
Too long, more likely the iVibe
Too late!

:giggle:
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I have heard people say " My Blackberry."
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Quote by Cubes
*Hides* waits for the toots time-bomb :scared: ^^^
by the way i secretly agree

Oooh... you's in soooo much trouble now! :scared:
Quote by celestria
If Apple make a vibrator people would be suing them cause they have gone blind.

would it be called the Ibrator? lol
Too long, more likely the iVibe
Too late!

:giggle:

Good old doc Johnson :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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As far a I see it iphone/ipad/ipod are trade names of a product. Whereas phones/tablets/music players are a generic term to describe various forms of technology from a multitude of manufacturers.
If you don't like it then stop talking to people about it. It's not going to go away
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Quote by celestria
*Hides* waits for the toots time-bomb :scared: ^^^
by the way i secretly agree

Oooh... you's in soooo much trouble now! :scared:
Quote by celestria
If Apple make a vibrator people would be suing them cause they have gone blind.

would it be called the Ibrator? lol
Too long, more likely the iVibe
Too late!

:giggle:

Good old doc Johnson :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
there is an ivibe app :eeek:
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Quote by Cubes
*Hides* waits for the toots time-bomb :scared: ^^^
by the way i secretly agree

Oooh... you's in soooo much trouble now! :scared:

GRass :fuckinghell:
Sex God
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I have a number of iproducts
iPod
Ipad
iPhone
And a Mac mini........
And I yes I don't care lol
Sex God
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And iPod. Well, that's just an iPod. That's its name. I wouldn't know what else to call it.

Music box.
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Mine's just a "phone"
I do love it though flipa
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iToot's told me about the iPhone10

lol - Toot's - I couldn't resist it!