.....when someone lets one go mid shag?
Stop?
Laugh?
Check for follow through?
Plug the hole?
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What's the correct etiquette .....
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Sex God
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don a gas mask? (if only discretely)
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
.....when someone lets one go mid shag?
Stop?
Laugh?
Check for follow through?
Plug the hole?
If it's a wet sounding fart, you'll know you need to run for cover
Overall you should definitely laugh, it helps to errr break the ice. Parrrrrrrp
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on the same theme (apologies for the hijack) -
If a burrrp at the end of a meal is a sign of appreciation, what does a mid coital fart signify?
If a burrrp at the end of a meal is a sign of appreciation, what does a mid coital fart signify?
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just make sure its not this girl !!!!
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Quote by deancannock
just make sure its not this girl !!!!
Whooops :shock:
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Quote by deancannock
just make sure its not this girl !!!!
Ewwww!! :eeek:
Sex God
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That's not '2 girls and 1 cup' is it?
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i just giggle a bit and say oops lol
Sex God
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If she farts mid shag I just say "ffs, yer sister doesn't do that"
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Deal-breaker - Standard :shock:
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I have never experienced a girl's fart during sex. How come you ladies have such good control of your insides/buttocks? Maybe that is why some of you eat so little when we take you out for dinner...so that you are prepared for the night ahead. Whereas we stuff ourselves oblivious to the consequences hours later.
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Quote by 50ShadesOfBlue
I have never experienced a girl's fart during sex.
:shock:
One of us must be doing it wrong then!
;)
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Fanny farts don't count right?
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ialways thought a fanny fartws whentheguyeitherwasntlarge enough and there was air being 'pumped' in or he was small enough that he kept slipping out again 'pumping' air in lol. either way fanny farts are not great.... normalfarts are a giggly time and yes have ended some playing but purely from lack of concentration
