Where`s the toilet ?

7 Apr 2013

Quote by flower411
Today was the first event in my new capitalist venture .
My venue is high profile but under exploited !
I have arranged "facilities" for people attending my event and the venue is well supplied .
But today the question I have had to answer the most is "where`s the toilets ?"
FFS !! Do people just come out for the day looking for somewhere to have crap or are we a nation with weak bladders !!

What was the event?

8 Apr 2013

I think at such events people ask where the toilets are because this is the only thing they need to know, they wont ask about items they are seeking or hot food stalls etc because they are simply happy to wander round and find these things enjoying browsing all the other displays as they do but toilets by their very nature are usually tucked away somewhere away from the main attractions smile

8 Apr 2013

I would never have asked to use them, as there in no way I am sticking my arse on one of those toilets where a million and one people's other arses have sat. I cannot think of anything more gross.

8 Apr 2013

Quote by starlightcouple
I would never have asked to use them, as there in no way I am sticking my arse on one of those toilets where a million and one people's other arses have sat. I cannot think of anything more gross.

Me neither. I always check out the nearest cafe/pub for toilets when visiting any temporary event. Luckily I'm not one of those with a thimble bladder. My sister is murder - can't make a 2 hour car drive without having to stop - I can go 8 hours teaching in an engineering company with no female toilets within view and only hairy-arsed engineers to ask for directions (I do ask eventually if I need to).
On entering an unfamiliar building spot - toilets, coffee machine, fire exits - in that order. biggrin

9 Apr 2013

Quote by foxy
On entering an unfamiliar building spot - toilets, coffee machine, fire exits - in that order.

Fire exits always a first for me... Then bar followed by toilets lol