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Sex God
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Last seen in some campsite.......
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Now, is Postie's 'stool' some sort of thinly veiled innuendo, or is/was it an actual stool? dunno
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3 legged green stool from what I remember, it went on outing / social events.
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Now, is Postie's 'stool' some sort of thinly veiled innuendo, or is/was it an actual stool? dunno

It is an actual stool. It used to do the rounds of campsites, truck stops etc.
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There maybe be phtoos somewhere, off to the cellar!
Warming the Bed
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I know where it is!!!
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Orgasminator
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It was "borrowed" from Postie one camp and then proceeded to travel the country, having pic's taken as it went.
I remember taking a pic of it on the Suspension bridge before it went off on it's travels lol
I'm not 100% sure that was on this site tho MikeC lol.
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Yes, this could have been after Postie was banned. But as he has been banned from pretty much everywhere on the Internet over the years, it all starts to be the same old, same old, after a while lol :lol: :lol:
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we tied him to that stool using his own shoe laces after he`d fallen asleep in it pissed lol Tim then woke him up and told him to go get in his tent...the funniest thing ive seen as he tried to get up, tried walking but couldnt understand what was going on and why he couldnt walk..... priceless rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
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we tied him to that stool using his own shoe laces after he`d fallen asleep in it pissed lol Tim then woke him up and told him to go get in his tent...the funniest thing ive seen as he tried to get up, tried walking but couldnt understand what was going on and why he couldnt walk priceless rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:

dino,.....we done a similar thing at tattys to him smile))))
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we tied him to that stool using his own shoe laces after he`d fallen asleep in it pissed lol Tim then woke him up and told him to go get in his tent...the funniest thing ive seen as he tried to get up, tried walking but couldnt understand what was going on and why he couldnt walk..... priceless rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:

That is so cruel :twisted:
Someone did exactly the same thing to me once. Except for a few key differences: I was at work... I was sober, awake, and it happened in front of 100 people :-0
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we tied him to that stool using his own shoe laces after he`d fallen asleep in it pissed lol Tim then woke him up and told him to go get in his tent...the funniest thing ive seen as he tried to get up, tried walking but couldnt understand what was going on and why he couldnt walk priceless rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:

dino,.....we done a similar thing at tattys to him smile))))
:grin::grin: its not fair is it,,,we shouldnt really..hes such an easy target :grin::grin::rotflmao:
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:giggle: Oh, poor Postie.
Remember when he fell asleep early on a hotel room floor after a munch and he ended up with a full face of make-up and marker pen? lol
Postie's stool... wasn't it hijacked at camp and then posted around the country?
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i actually found a photo of postie standing up looking quiet sobre in my pics folder......
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:giggle: Oh, poor Postie.
Remember when he fell asleep early on a hotel room floor after a munch and he ended up with a full face of make-up and marker pen? lol
Postie's stool... wasn't it hijacked at camp and then posted around the country?

Didn't we tie him to a chair and set fire to him at one camp? Or was that Roger? Hahahaha
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No-one mentioning the beer in the pocket thing yet?! :giggle:
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we tied him to that stool using his own shoe laces after he`d fallen asleep in it pissed lol Tim then woke him up and told him to go get in his tent...the funniest thing ive seen as he tried to get up, tried walking but couldnt understand what was going on and why he couldnt walk priceless rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:

dino,.....we done a similar thing at tattys to him smile))))
:grin::grin: its not fair is it,,,we shouldnt really..hes such an easy target :grin::grin::rotflmao:
OMG I just remembered the firewood stealing ninjas... wtf were you calling yourselves?? That was the night me, Timmy and OnlyMe went naked roly polying down the hill and someone complained about us (again!) and in the morning Timmy made me go and look at him cos he was rough as hell after I'd been feeding him brandy sours all night :giggle:
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Quote by little gem
:giggle: Oh, poor Postie.
Remember when he fell asleep early on a hotel room floor after a munch and he ended up with a full face of make-up and marker pen? lol
Postie's stool... wasn't it hijacked at camp and then posted around the country?

I do..i spent ages painting his face to look like a baboons arse rotflmao:rotflmao:
ive got some pics from that munch...Wakefield Halloween much..i went as a mushroom ;)
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Quote by Dino
:giggle: Oh, poor Postie.
Remember when he fell asleep early on a hotel room floor after a munch and he ended up with a full face of make-up and marker pen? lol
Postie's stool... wasn't it hijacked at camp and then posted around the country?

I do..i spent ages painting his face to look like a baboons arse rotflmao:rotflmao:
ive got some pics from that munch...Wakefield Halloween much..i went as a mushroom ;)

dino thats an awful lot of red on you.....have you converted to us rags
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dino thats an awful lot of red on you.....have you converted to us rags

NO!!! lol
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Didn't we tie him to a chair and set fire to him at one camp? Or was that Roger? Hahahaha
*Her*

That was deffo Roger, i remember catching timmy and hornyred building a fire of wood and kindling under his chair as he slept. neutral
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Postie poured beer in his own pocket after being gaffer taped to his chair at swing camp, but I do believe Roger was Roger the fire breathing dragon after being set light to. The firewood thieves were renamed the Magical Ninja Ponies lol :lol: wink
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Postie poured beer in his own pocket after being gaffer taped to his chair at swing camp, but I do believe Roger was Roger the fire breathing dragon after being set light to. The firewood thieves were renamed the Magical Ninja Ponies lol :lol: wink

Magical Ninja Ponies! Thanks Celery! :thumbup:
And it was indeed Roger - set on fire by Timmy's manfire I believe!
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Hornyreds just reminded me....on the sunday morning, all nursing hangovers, kit n kat (more kat actually) crept up behind me and emptied a cooler box of iced water over my head :eeek: one by one i felt my all my major organs shutting down and my body went into shock neutral but most alarmingly, my dick vanished inside of me :eeek: ..for two hours :neutral: even after a day it still looked like a small stack of buttons!! :uhoh:
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Hornyreds just reminded me....on the sunday morning, all nursing hangovers, kit n kat (more kat actually) crept up behind me and emptied a cooler box of iced water over my head :eeek: one by one i felt my all my major organs shutting down and my body went into shock neutral but most alarmingly, my dick vanished inside of me :eeek: ..for two hours :neutral: even after a day it still looked like a small stack of buttons!! :uhoh:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I just remembered waking up in the middle of the night one camp, and coming over to yours for a brew. But your tent had sprung a leak, so then we had to listen to hornyred whinging for the next 4 hours that she was homeless! But then you got adopted (but she still milked your homelessness for the rest of camp to get everyone else to do stuff for her!) pokebolt
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Hornyreds just reminded me....on the sunday morning, all nursing hangovers, kit n kat (more kat actually) crept up behind me and emptied a cooler box of iced water over my head :eeek: one by one i felt my all my major organs shutting down and my body went into shock neutral but most alarmingly, my dick vanished inside of me :eeek: ..for two hours :neutral: even after a day it still looked like a small stack of buttons!! :uhoh:

OMG......... lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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so then we had to listen to hornyred whinging :

Welcome to my world, i have to listen to it every day of my miserable existence i laughingly call a life rolleyes
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so then we had to listen to hornyred whinging :

Welcome to my world, i have to listen to it every day of my miserable existence i laughingly call a life rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've missed you DibDob! (I still have your card thing too)
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so then we had to listen to hornyred whinging :

Welcome to my world, i have to listen to it every day of my miserable existence i laughingly call a life rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've missed you DibDob! (I still have your card thing too)
And ive missed you too Donna chat, and im glad its you who has my card thingy wink
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so then we had to listen to hornyred whinging :

Welcome to my world, i have to listen to it every day of my miserable existence i laughingly call a life rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've missed you DibDob! (I still have your card thing too)
And ive missed you too Donna chat, and im glad its you who has my card thingy wink
Aww I got a bit emotional then DibDob passionkiss :inlove:
You're still not having it back though, haha!!