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Would you kiss and tell ?

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Sex God
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My hand is boring in bed
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No I wouldn't, but then I am not shallow and vacuous. I take it having no morals and pandering to gossip tabloid rags is all that's required for getting a job as a celebrity these days.
Though having celebrity status isn't earned and therefore I have no respect for them.
Sex God
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If I was a Z lister with an ego and lifestyle to promote .... Yes. More column inches = more minutes of fame + more wonga
Orgasminator
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Quote by Rogue_Trader
No I wouldn't, but then I am not shallow and vacuous. I take it having no morals and pandering to gossip tabloid rags is all that's required for getting a job as a celebrity these days.
Though having celebrity status isn't earned and therefore I have no respect for them.

Totally with you there, but i think i should sleep with Kelly Brook so i can give a second opinion lol
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Quote by Devon1
No I wouldn't, but then I am not shallow and vacuous. I take it having no morals and pandering to gossip tabloid rags is all that's required for getting a job as a celebrity these days.
Though having celebrity status isn't earned and therefore I have no respect for them.

Totally with you there, but i think i should sleep with Kelly Brook so i can give a second opinion lol
Piss of I am in here already
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Jordon aka Kate Price used to go out with this guy, in fact they were very much an item.
He also cheated on her with other girls and they then broke up. In replying to an article the other day, Jordon called Danny, Danny Chipolata because he has apparently got a very small skinny willy. Apparently Kelly Brook found that amusing as she obviously thinks so too.
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Kissing and telling is odious. Of course close friends chat - but they assume a certain level of discretion/secrecy. And to publicly 'tell' that an ex is in any way lacking in the bed department is just plain nasty.
Even between lovers it is tempting to ask for a comparison to the last or previous lovers. But that is 100% out of line too. Everyone is different - styles, techniques even flavour varies. That's what makes swinging so enjoyable. But it wouldn't excuse comparisons.
Sexlightened
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I've never 'slept' with anyone who would be even remotely interesting to anyone else. Neither am I. Why would you share the details even if you were remotely interesting anyway? Particularly if you're slagging them off. Just plain nasty and pointless. Who gives a fuck (pardon the pun).
Sex God
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Sooooooooooooooo, no one else has developed a scoring system for this sort of thing?
Just me then innocent
It's right up there with my mouse records in level of complexity :undecided:
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I have no idea who Danny Cipriani is but I know he's pratt !
Why on earth would he decide to tell the world that Kelly Brook is boring in bed ? And anyway , what exactly does constitute "boring in bed" ?
Do people generally go around telling others about their partners sexual prowess or is it just celebrities ?

i really think this needs some sort of clarification
i suggest a small group of sh males set out on an expedition to either prove or disprove this opinion :lickface:
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I've never 'slept' with anyone who would be even remotely interesting to anyone else..

Heres your chance. Just keep your gob shut - before, during and after!!!
lol
Sex God
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Quote by flower411
I have no idea who Danny Cipriani is but I know he's pratt !
Why on earth would he decide to tell the world that Kelly Brook is boring in bed ? And anyway , what exactly does constitute "boring in bed" ?
Do people generally go around telling others about their partners sexual prowess or is it just celebrities ?

Maybe he wanted to play chess or something and she just wanted to screw like a Duracell-powered rabbit. dunno
As for would I kiss 'n' tell, I have just one phrase to utter......

redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Quote by Happy Cats
I've never 'slept' with anyone who would be even remotely interesting to anyone else..

Heres your chance. Just keep your gob shut - before, during and after!!!
lol
:gagged:
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Quote by Qbu
I've never 'slept' with anyone who would be even remotely interesting to anyone else..

Heres your chance. Just keep your gob shut - before, during and after!!!
lol
:gagged:
Thats the spirit
Sex God
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I kissed a girl, and I liked it.
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i still wonder what he was on to cheat on a woman like that.
he failed big time.
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If it was possible for me to have sex with Tom Hardy humpblast or the England Rugby squad :rascal: then yes I might tell a few people about it.
Not for the sensationalism of it, they can keep the money, I would just want people to know
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noooooo discretion forever...can't abide kiss and tell...