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I've been told to add our names as possibles to your list if that's OK Lucy.
Quote by LadyFeeBee

So the E.S B who so far have said they'll be going in a kilt....
david48 , Wishmaster, Smokerjim, Dino, and me...

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh I'm HAPPY !!!!! Oh yes !!!!!
Any more ?????????? C'mon guys........................... get yer kilts on :twisted:
Fee
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chunky..bobbyb.. Ken..bigScotsbloke.. are also wearing kilts.. omg the staff at the venue are gonna think it's a wedding Fee lol :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
I've been told to add our names as possibles to your list if that's OK Lucy.

Brill Bev !!
Consider yourselves added to the list biggrin xx
Quote by lucyweebaps

So the E.S B who so far have said they'll be going in a kilt....
david48 , Wishmaster, Smokerjim, Dino, and me...

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh I'm HAPPY !!!!! Oh yes !!!!!
Any more ?????????? C'mon guys........................... get yer kilts on :twisted:
Fee
XX
chunky..bobbyb.. Ken..bigScotsbloke.. are also wearing kilts.. omg the staff at the venue are gonna think it's a wedding Fee lol :lol:
Should I wear my tartan knickers then Lucy??? cool
Fee
XX
Quote by LadyFeeBee

So the E.S B who so far have said they'll be going in a kilt....
david48 , Wishmaster, Smokerjim, Dino, and me...

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh I'm HAPPY !!!!! Oh yes !!!!!
Any more ?????????? C'mon guys........................... get yer kilts on :twisted:
Fee
XX
chunky..bobbyb.. Ken..bigScotsbloke.. are also wearing kilts.. omg the staff at the venue are gonna think it's a wedding Fee lol :lol:
Should I wear my tartan knickers then Lucy??? cool
Fee
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why not ? Go for it babes wink :lol:
Quote by lucyweebaps

Should I wear my tartan knickers then Lucy??? cool
Fee
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why not ? Go for it babes wink lol
Oh well, if she's wearing the tartan knickers then I'd be as well wearing my kilt :wink:
Quote by lucyweebaps
I'm begining to think we should have a tartan theme for this munch ? biggrin

I think you should in fact i think kilts hould should compulsary for all males attending wink
Up til now those wearing kilts are in no particular order
Chunkylove
Bobbyb
Ken
Bigscotsbloke
David48
Wishmaster
Smokerjim
Dino
Postie
The Laird
Oh and cant forget Fee in her tartan knickers lol
I dont have anything tartan my self will have to see what i can find perhaps knickers like Fee :lol:
Carol
Well why dont the ladies wear tartan mini skirts/kilts .. my mate V has one thats almost a belt ... just covers her very very tight sexy bum ( well she is a horse riding instructor lol ) so if you can get one then fine.
Or how about the guys have to wear kilts if they can ( regimental of course and i'm sure there will be a queue of "tackle inspectors" lol ) and the ladies all wear skirts commando too ( volounteer's to be 1st in line to be inspector general of the ladies line up lol ).
Me a perve ??
of course i am i'm a bloke aint i rofl
Davie :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
hi lucy im new n was wonderin bout gettin added to the list. cheers hen
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hi lucy im new n was wonderin bout gettin added to the list. cheers hen

Hi & :welcome: to SH biggrin small n sexy..
the munch is for regular users of the site, so stick around get yourself known via chatroom or forums, and nearer the time I will consider adding you smile
Lucy xxxxx
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
I too will be wearing a kilt - commando stylee of course! Not to keen on the tackle inspection tho, it is November after all!
Quote by ptolemy1975
I too will be wearing a kilt - commando stylee of course! Not to keen on the tackle inspection tho, it is November after all!

I think that's the same excuse we'll all be using mate! lol
Quote by Chunky Love
I too will be wearing a kilt - commando stylee of course! Not to keen on the tackle inspection tho, it is November after all!

I think that's the same excuse we'll all be using mate! lol
What a pair of wimps!!!!! :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Well I for one dont mind "short arm inspection" when i'm wearing the kilt all part and parcel of wearing one I suppose. I aint got the biggest , thickest cock on the planet but it does what its supposed to when I need it too and I aint had many complaints lol
Davie :twisted: :twisted:
P.S. i've got a kingsize double bed with onsuite if any ladies need somewhere to "sleep" during the munch lololol ( I know dream on lol ) :shock:
Ach, I dinna mind the ladies having a cheeky wee inspection under my kilt.. Hell, it's par for the course when you throw one of those bad boys on!
"On you go girls, but bear in mind it was awfa' cold walking to the venue, and erm.. I've no been feeling myself and.. ehhh... did I mention it was awfa' cold outside?!?"
wink lol
Quote by Chunky Love
"On you go girls, but bear in mind it was awfa' cold walking to the venue, and erm.. I've no been feeling myself and.. ehhh... did I mention it was awfa' cold outside?!?"
wink lol

Yip sure will be brass monkeys in November .. you'll be awfa numb by time you get there
oooooo don't think I could leave home without me winter warmers :lol:
ok after much nagging by crystal ive been volenteered to wear my kilt ... the only prob is I took it out of the cupboard to find my kid has decided to paint it and it isnt coming clean , so surgestions please on where i can replace it (preferably without taking out a second morgage hehe ) smile
matt
Quote by heaysyandck
ok after much nagging by crystal ive been volenteered to wear my kilt ... the only prob is I took it out of the cupboard to find my kid has decided to paint it and it isnt coming clean , so surgestions please on where i can replace it (preferably without taking out a second morgage hehe ) smile
matt

quite cheap on Ebay rolleyes
or hire one ?
Lucyxxxxx
Ooooh Kilt - good idea!
I'm told I look sexy in a kilt, maybe the ease of access will come in handy!
Andy x
:swingingchair:
Quote by ptolemy1975
I too will be wearing a kilt - commando stylee of course! Not to keen on the tackle inspection tho, it is November after all!

<<< makes note to self not to inspect anyones tackle redface unless you really want me to? :giggle:
On a more serious note guys , I know there have been a lot of innuendos with regards to kilts,
but I would like to remind peeps that it is a Social meet,and obviously appropriate behaviour will be expected at the venue itself!
right who's for first inspection wink bolt
Lucy xxxx
he he he Lucy I know but when i'd my kilt on last friday night in my local pub the damn thing was above waist height most of the night , got fed up with keeping the damn thing down so gave up lololol
Besides it was a very very warm evening so the flapping of the kilt kept me nether region cool lolololol
:eeek: bolt :taz:
Sooo... what are the chances that this munch will happen on the same night there's another spectacular? ;)
What Dr Who related event could possible compete with with an SH Munch ?
Foolish child.
Will you be travelling by Tardis MrB?
If I could travel by Tardis I'd never make it! smile
Though I would be stuck in a small box with a bunch of pretty assistants, which might work out ok now that I think about it... ;)
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Sooo... what are the chances that this munch will happen on the same night there's another spectacular? ;)

So if not interrupted by a Dr Who spectacular billy ? and if the daleks have not exterminated you lol
do you think you will be at this Sh Scottish event ? biggrin
You missed a fab night last time !!
Lucy xx
Quote by billybofh
Sooo... what are the chances that this munch will happen on the same night there's another spectacular? ;)

Tape it... derrr... rolleyes
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Yay ! But is Dino up for joining the English Skirt Brigade? There's going to be a gang of Sassenachs in Kilts.... biggrin

Skirt !! how dare ya Postie smackbottom

Now, I have been thinking about this.... I would say long and hard, but i daren't, so here's my conclusion regarding the skirt / kilts thingy...
If it's worn by a scotsman,it's a kilt.
If you are refering to an item worn by a scotsman that looks like a tartan skirt,it's a kilt.
If you are refering to an item being worn by an Englishman that looks like a tartan skirt worn by a Scotsman ,then it's still a kilt.
If you are an Englishman, dressing up in a item that looks like a tartan skirt that would be worn by a Scotsman, then you are wearing a skirt.
It's all a bit "Carry on up the Khyber".... but I think the 1st Battalion of the English Skirt Brigade( the Sassenachs) has a nice ring to it...
and we wouldn't want to offend any of our SH brothers in the land of the Scots who are really wearing Kilts... (especially if it's chunky_love!!! )
So theE.S B who so far have said they'll be going in a kilt....
david48 , Wishmaster, Smokerjim, Dino, and me...
As postie has put me in it, I'd best get mine ( and Smoking Muff's ) name down, but if I am brassic nearer the time I may regretfully pull out - I hope not, I want to set up I company of the ESB ( I for Irish ) wink
the little green whore is thinking this would be a naughty nite to catch up with celtic friends add me plz
lep will be great to see you again babes biggrin
consider yourself added ..
I'll add you both smokerjim smile
let me know nearer the time if you can't make it hon ..