hi all im brian from luton, im just recovering from a mild heart attack, my wifes going out clubbing tonight leaving me all on my own bored. so i need 10 women to come and pamper me, sit on my face, and make sure i take it easy lol, oh and a cup of tea before you tuck me into bed xx a/s/l unimportant
thank fook for that! :thumbup:
LMU is crap for cheering yourself up though - come over to the cafe where the GFZ is open (virtual pub) and come say hello to folk. You might just find all 10 of the ladies you're looking for, but ffs dont ask em to tuck u up and look after you, i borrowed the defibrilator a few weeks back and havent returned it yet, poor bloke :cry:
:twisted:
I told ya......
Im cheap hehe
xanaisx
Can I be the one who makes the cup of tea?
if u had a heart atack your wife shoudnt leave u on your own i smell b*llsh*t
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Milk with two sugars for me please :thrilled: :thrilled:
