To all the contenders in the Best Boobs Contest: (and anyone else who wants to enter)
I'm taking names for the first annual Best Boobs inspection, to be held in Norwich at some point in the near future. All interested parties sign up :small-print: here...
Any of the lads who want to be judges, put your names down too...
Calm down mate, I'm not that way inclined either. If you had read the original post properly, you would have seen that I was offering the chance to be judges for the contest, nothing more, nothing less.
Sorry, but if you go back and read the thread, you'll find I'm an entrant. I'll put my chest up against that of any woman out there! (Now that sounds like fun!)
(P.S. I'm only joking.)