Hiya all, I'm Paul 35 from Manchester I'd love to find a swinging partner/s( yeah i should be so lucky) in the Manchester / North West area ...I'm new to the scene but very genuine Just wasn't my exes thing I've an ad on S/H :arrow: 58563 Would love to hear from some of you wonderful people out there and hope to contribute in a positive way to the site :boxing: :idea: Bye For now
Quote by ohfk_58563 Hiya all, I'm Paul 35 from Manchester I'd love to find a swinging partner in the Manchester / North West area ...I'm new to the scene but very genuine Just wasn't my exes thing I've an ad on S/H :arrow: 58563 Would love to hear from some of you wonderful people out there and hope to contribute in a positive way to the site :boxing: :idea: Bye For now
Err..........would you like to translate what you mean by WTFLBMW? :confused:
Ok, Firstly thanks .. thanks sgt bilko for unlocking post and yes I'm a little nuts, but hey it's a pretty mad world and only the strange survive.. I do feel a bit silly as 1. the blatant moving up of my post should have read something like "blatant moving up of post in operation" aren't i a bad toad! then at least those who used to watch dangermouse would have at least the slightest inclination as to what the f*** i was prattling on about 2. the original post was titled WTFLBMW hence the quote from eager slut.. which was an acronym i was going to keep running but thought it was(a) not very funny and( b)not very funny so that was scrapped postscript about the poll was in my defence the only thing i probably got right.I put a poll in the box marked poll and when i sent it, it wasn't there , so technology is to blame!! However in conclusion these inane ramblings have served 2 worthwhile purposes 1. my chances of finding a swinging partner(the whole point of the post in the first place) have just greatly plummeted to somewhere very very low, below the earths crust 2 I'm so bloody embarrassed at making a complete gobshite of myself.. theres a fair chance i won't make another post for a very long time indeed!! Thanks for listening , you are truly wonderful people, where as i have to take solace in the fact i'm just a handsome stud , with the brain capacity of an eight year old.. let the pisstaking begin :idea:
Ok, given that one moderator and three lovely ladies have given the thumbs up. I'm going to blatantly push it up to the top of the thread again!! bad toad.. promise I'll leave it at least a week before i do it again!!
Quote by Sexysteph Psssssssssst....HappyCats is a couple and it's usually Mr. HappyCats who posts
Oi Frecks he might be a coouple but he never introduced me to his lovely lass at Notts...... Naughty Cats She pretends not to know him - can't blame her really, poor lass :lol:
Strange world we live in, a little knowledge goes such a long way, like back to the top of the thread!! oops But thanks, I'll remember that.... bad bad toad!! Aren't you all supposed to be taking the piss..go on .. I'm a big boy now .. I can handle it Leaves the door open for rampant mockery.. I did say i wasn't very bright!
Quote by freckledbird Psssssssssst....HappyCats is a couple and it's usually Mr. HappyCats who posts
Oi Frecks he might be a coouple but he never introduced me to his lovely lass at Notts...... Naughty Cats She pretends not to know him - can't blame her really, poor lass :lol: Oi! :sparring: :sparring:
Y'know in my day, rather than 'blatant move up of post to the top' they used to call it 'bumping' given this is aswingers site, that's probably highly appropriate. Muha ha haaa... Now that I'm resident here on these hallowed pages, you have been pushed one rank further from the bottom you naughty toad. Providing you get some in the next sixteen years, there's hope for Dannage yet. YAY... Now, regardless of piss taking, dance like a monkey and entertain us.
Yipee, I got my first party invite!! :swingingchair: :thumbup: hopefully all will go well, although as happy as i am I'm gonna use this opportunity to bump my post up one last time,( has been a week!) B4 posting a new and hopefully original post..as a fully fledged :swingingchair: Woohoo! yes I'm quite happy!! :taz: Thanks to all those who've made me welcome so far, as I've said I'll try and contribute as in a positive and helpful way!! Boring oscar bit!!( skip this bit for my indulgence only) :violin: I'd like to thank my mum my family, my agent and those wonderful people who made this possible :upset: sorry I cant no,, thank you!! Thanks for listening, you're truly wonderful people,I'll get the hang of it eventually
Quote by ohfk_58563 Boring oscar bit!!( skip this bit for my indulgence only) :violin: I'd like to thank my mum my family, my agent and those wonderful people who made this possible :upset: sorry I cant no,, thank you!! Thanks for listening, you're truly wonderful people,I'll get the hang of it eventually
Quote by Sarah Sarah rushes in having read the title 3 that's the magic number
and thought this thread was about something quite different. :twisted: Now of to find a ffm 3 some, now who can I find this time?????????? :twisted: Me Me Me!!!! :bounce: LoL....... *Hugs* for Sarah....
Hey all, It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you without a strong beat to step to think of how many weak shows you slept though times up I sorry i kept you.... Oh my god , It's that halfwit nut ohfk again... nearly lost my fingers ,giving a health and safety demo..on yes you guessed it.. how not to lose your fingers!!! How are you all??? I'm back and this time , there's gonna be fireworks!!!! no really there is!..no really
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I'd love to find a swinging partner/s( yeah i should be so lucky) in the Manchester / North West area 
...I'm new to the scene 
but very genuine 
Just wasn't my exes thing 
:boxing: :idea: 
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to bump my post up one last time,( has been a week!) 
