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5th Wilts camping Social 27/28 June
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sorry bev we not gonna get xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Orgasminator
Quote by winchwench
This time in two weeks, there will have been mass erections, Wino will have had his chopper out, we'll all have had a hot portion & will be sitting around singing about goolies!
:bounce:
sorry no chopper this year as you lot will all be bringing some logs yourselves this year wont you
but a hot portion i will provide :smug:
errm can i have the details of the camp site please
Look, if my smutty mind calls for a chopper, a chopper there will be, ok? 
sorry no chopper this year as you lot will all be bringing some logs yourselves this year wont you
but a hot portion i will provide :smug:
errm can i have the details of the camp site please :roll: :roll:
Quote by Ukwineman
This time in two weeks, there will have been mass erections, Wino will have had his chopper out, we'll all have had a hot portion & will be sitting around singing about goolies!
:bounce:
sorry no chopper this year as you lot will all be bringing some logs yourselves this year wont you
but a hot portion i will provide :smug:
errm can i have the details of the camp site please
:roll: :roll: Quote by redpantherman
This time in two weeks, there will have been mass erections, Wino will have had his chopper out, we'll all have had a hot portion & will be sitting around singing about goolies!
:bounce:
yeah baby & I'll have me chicken out for you all to munch on! :giggle:
:bounce: book me in for a gobble on your little red rooster!
Quick heads up peeps. If you, like me, booked using the campsites online reservation forn- ring up & confirm! I just did, and it's lucky I wasn't gonna be an Injun- coz I didn't have a reservation!!!! 
All fixed now though :bounce:
Just done a little eyelash fluttering & managed to procure some folding table legs, so, we will be bringing......
A largetable
A smaller camping table
A gazebo
A two burner stove (just hope the gas doesn't run out)
A Kettle & assorted kitcheny stuff
A spare chair for big chief London Sitting Down Thing
Not to mention a tent, more chairs, two pushbikes, a couple of tins of poker chips..........
and if theres room- some costumes!
Oh, and a cuddly toy!
All fixed now though :bounce:Just done a little eyelash fluttering & managed to procure some folding table legs, so, we will be bringing......
A largetable
A smaller camping table
A gazebo
A two burner stove (just hope the gas doesn't run out)
A Kettle & assorted kitcheny stuff
A spare chair for big chief London Sitting Down Thing
Not to mention a tent, more chairs, two pushbikes, a couple of tins of poker chips..........
and if theres room- some costumes!
Oh, and a cuddly toy!
Blimey....the Winchies are bringing a truck :shock:
All camping equipment is very gratefully accepted.
I'll be bringing a pasting table
Solar lights ( one for me to find my tent in the dark )
Enough cutlery, plastic plates and dishes, melamine cups and servihets for all. Also got 4 wine glasses.
Coffee, tea and sugar for the essential cuppas
Also have a couple of small travel blankets for around ye olde camp fire
plus me new tent.....when it finally turns up
All camping equipment is very gratefully accepted.
I'll be bringing a pasting table
Solar lights ( one for me to find my tent in the dark
)Enough cutlery, plastic plates and dishes, melamine cups and servihets for all. Also got 4 wine glasses.
Coffee, tea and sugar for the essential cuppas
Also have a couple of small travel blankets for around ye olde camp fire
plus me new tent.....when it finally turns up
Quote by Sassy-Seren
A spare chair for big chief London Sitting Down Thing
but Im a cowboy! I have boots, vaseline and everything!
:shock: I think you're taking this Brokeback thing a bit TOO seriously :shock:
well... it gets a-lonely out on the plain... all that fine rump on the hoof... tumbleweed for company...
lp
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh you guys crack me up..........can't wait to meet up again, what a blast we gonna have
Orgasminator
ok well i finally got round to sorting my pitch
i assume pete will be bringing his big tent for preparing the food and stuff as before ?
i assume pete will be bringing his big tent for preparing the food and stuff as before ?
Orgasminator
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm gonna need 2 pitches. My tent's huge!!! :shock:
are you saying its bigger than my tent :shock:
Orgasminator
must remember to bring all my heavy rock music to drown out the natives
Bad Winey!
Sex God
ATTENTION RPM
"welcome to my... ahem, dance class!
I have taught many aerobics/bum n tums classes so I reckon turning my hand to your request shud not prove to be such a monumental task.
At considerable expense to my street cred I am willing to undertake the task to tutor you"
I took this from another of your posts I am in need of some fitness attention....shall we say about outside your tent next Saturday morning?......Please :rose:
"welcome to my... ahem, dance class!
I have taught many aerobics/bum n tums classes so I reckon turning my hand to your request shud not prove to be such a monumental task.
At considerable expense to my street cred I am willing to undertake the task to tutor you"
I took this from another of your posts
I am in need of some fitness attention....shall we say about outside your tent next Saturday morning?......Please :rose: Quote by firelizard
ATTENTION RPM
"welcome to my... ahem, dance class!
I have taught many aerobics/bum n tums classes so I reckon turning my hand to your request shud not prove to be such a monumental task.
At considerable expense to my street cred I am willing to undertake the task to tutor you"
I took this from another of your posts
Careful, Fire- I took him to a TKD class once! He had to sit out :lol2:
