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5th Wilts camping Social 27/28 June

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You know, once upon a time I had this vision of LP being a quiet, shy retiring type......
....now it would seem that his ass has done the rounds of half the inboxes of the females of SH!
For goodness sake! Has RPM been giving you lessons? Are you being groomed as "Deputy rent-a-tart?"
rotflmao
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For goodness sake! Are you being groomed as "Deputy rent-a-tart?"
rotflmao

Hopefully :twisted:
so many cylindrical meat products so little time rolleyes lol
Quote by splendid_
so many cylindrical meat products so little time rolleyes lol

confused
ok will be honest i have not yet book my pitch, im certain im coming but not commited myself yet :confused:
anyway as i said before i will be bringing ye old fire pit with me but we need wood to burn on it.
not any old wood proper seasoned wood, anyone who is driving down if you all bring a few logs with you we should be ok, im not planning on doing my friday 13th immpression again so please bring what you can.
oh and yes i will do my chilli again. cool
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ok will be honest i have not yet book my pitch, im certain im coming but not commited myself yet :confused:

move it Wino! smackbottom
Splendid wrote:
oh my gosh, can me and wor lass pop down to share a sausage ?

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so many cylindrical meat products so little time rolleyes lol

Good to see you upholding your vegetarian principles there Splen rotflmao
Or are we talking Quorn & two veg? :lol2:
Quote by winchwench
For goodness sake! Has RPM been giving you lessons? Are you being groomed as "Deputy rent-a-tart?"
rotflmao


:fuckinghell: I bloody well plead the filth on that scurrilous comment!!! :jagsatwork:

redface Sorry I meant the fifth!
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Just bought me a new tent! :bounce:
Got loads more room now :twisted:

Fancy a pole erected up the middle? :rascal:
tart rolleyes
just don't forget the chicken :lol2:
:bounce:
:shock: A chicken???
erected up the middle???
bolt rpm has just resigned from swinging
U lot are just far to weird for me!!!
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Splendid wrote:
oh my gosh, can me and wor lass pop down to share a sausage ?

Quote by splendid_
so many cylindrical meat products so little time rolleyes lol

Good to see you upholding your vegetarian principles there Splen rotflmao
Or are we talking Quorn & two veg? :lol2:
I am a vegetarian.. but with a clause in sub-section 12 paragraph 13 for the odd cannibilistic moments.
cool
Quote by splendid_
Splendid wrote:
oh my gosh, can me and wor lass pop down to share a sausage ?

Quote by splendid_
so many cylindrical meat products so little time rolleyes lol

Good to see you upholding your vegetarian principles there Splen rotflmao
Or are we talking Quorn & two veg? :lol2:
I am a vegetarian.. but with a clause in sub-section 12 paragraph 13 for the odd cannibilistic moments.
cool
Am I the only guy here crossing me legs! redface
no!
lp
don't knock it 'till you've tried it. biggrin
Seein' as we are doing the cowboy thing, does that mean we can all sit around the campfire eating beans?? lol
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Seein' as we are doing the cowboy thing, does that mean we can all sit around the campfire eating beans?? lol

.....Or Winey's Chilly!
I see you have yourself a Brokeback stylee avatar there mr FC....nice :rascal:
sillyarp:
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sillyarp:

smackbottom
There'll be none 'o that! Ladies present! :angel:
(Especially not with you in those chaps)
I see you have yourself a Brokeback stylee avatar there mr FC....nice :rascal:

Well when in Rome as they say confused or the west... :? cool
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anyway as i said before i will be bringing ye old fire pit with me but we need wood to burn on it.
not any old wood proper seasoned wood, anyone who is driving down if you all bring a few logs with you we should be ok,

ok serious hat on for a moment, unless you've been to a previous one you wont realise how important this is for a good night. wink
we really will need good seasoned firewood so whatever you can collect between now and then, grabbit n bringit peeps :cheers:
Yup- sure do- wouldn't be the same without melty-boots lol
But I am sooooo not singing around it this time redface
:thumbup: Yup! camp wouldn't be the same without Fire innocent
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Yup- sure do- wouldn't be the same without melty-boots lol
But I am sooooo not singing around it this time redface

Yeah I wonder who it will be next :giggle: Bin there done that, can't risk another pair of boots :giggle:
I'll try and source some seasoned wood Petey :twisted:
I went out today- on my lonesome- no phone, dog etc.....deep in the woods.....to get logs for camp.
I'm fecking sure I encountered a Wild Boar FFS!!!!
I don't scare easily- but bluddy hell was I scared :scared:
Got a bag of logs tho :smug:
I think a trip to freecycle is called for, don't you? wink
Just a quick bump ( ooerrrrr! ) and a reminder to get your pitch booked people! ( mentioning no names *LP* ) innocent
Always room for latecomers if they want to join us biggrin
I hope you lot are happy now. Do you have any idea of what you've done to me? I bought false eyelashes today ffs. False fecking eyelashes.
You've turned me into......
....a girl! :scared:
doesn't Pete have any spare?
lp
Quote by winchwench
I hope you lot are happy now. Do you have any idea of what you've done to me? I bought false eyelashes today ffs. False fecking eyelashes.
You've turned me into......
....a girl! :scared:

Should have saved your cash girl. There's plenty of spiders out in them fields you could have used instead :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I hope you lot are happy now. Do you have any idea of what you've done to me? I bought false eyelashes today ffs. False fecking eyelashes.
You've turned me into......
....a girl! :scared:

Should have saved your cash girl. There's plenty of spiders out in them fields you could have used instead :giggle:
Sod off you.....just watched Cloverfield & went all cringey at the bit in the tunnel....those legs are just :scared:
Quote by winchwench
....those legs are just :scared:

sorry
lp