A Drink In The New Foret

22 Feb 2005

Quote by RedHot
Phew! Well at least we've established you still have a pulse :shock:
I do prefer my men to have one :twisted:
T-J

Fussy mare rolleyes

22 Feb 2005

Redhot,
keep looking at someones website and it sends my pulse up, wonder who's redface

ops:
MISSCHIEF
You not fussy then, I heard you had high standards, unlike some I could mention, saying no names biggrin

:D

22 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Phew! Well at least we've established you still have a pulse :shock:
I do prefer my men to have one :twisted:
T-J

Fussy mare rolleyes

But Missy! I hate it when they got cold blue skin :shock: lol

22 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
MISSCHIEF
You not fussy then, I heard you had high standards, unlike some I could mention, saying no names :D

No mate. She don't care if they got pulse or not :giggle:

22 Feb 2005

Not as fussy as TJ

the amount of times I wished my ex didn't have a pulse :lol2: so yeh, less fussy I would say lol

Quote by RedHot
But Missy! I hate it when they got cold blue skin :shock: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That is such a whopping fib!! :shock: Straight from the mouth of someone who goes dogging in the middle of winter!!! :rotflmao:

22 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
But Missy! I hate it when they got cold blue skin :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That is such a whopping fib!! :shock: Straight from the mouth of someone who goes dogging in the middle of winter!!! :rotflmao:
S'wot I mean . . . if they got cold skin I gotta find some way of warming them up haven't I? cool

22 Feb 2005

Quote by RedHot
S'wot I mean . . . if they got cold skin I gotta find some way of warming them up haven't I?

Ooooooh good answer worship

22 Feb 2005

You two ladies really should meet up and exchange notes. confused

:
Would make a great book based on your two lifes, X rated of course but I would buy it. biggrin

22 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
You two ladies really should meet up and exchange notes. :
Would make a great book based on your two lifes, X rated of course but I would buy it.

Nah. Can't see a publisher letting us do a book . . .
Page one T-J gives a bj . . .
Page two - see page one rolleyes

It'd be completely boring after page 5000 :shock: :twisted:
T-J

22 Feb 2005

Quote by RedHot
Nah. Can't see a publisher letting us do a book . . .
Page one T-J gives a bj . . .
Page two - see page one
It'd be completely boring after page 5000 :shock: :twisted:
T-J

Well there goes me drink all over the place :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

22 Feb 2005

Sowweee :grin:

22 Feb 2005

We may have a best seller here biggrin

How about you Missy, what would you do to up the tone and charm of the book. Bet you can't beat redhots action thriller confused

: :?:
xx

22 Feb 2005

Blimey

dunno why, but just had visions of me and TJ doing double BJs and still managing to yap to each other :shock:
You're actually talking to the trainee dogger here lol

So far all I've managed to do is visit a carpark - scream and leave rolleyes

Well they made me jump!!! :shock: :scared:

22 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Blimey dunno why, but just had visions of me and TJ doing double BJs and still managing to yap to each other :shock:

Well I know you can talk out of the side of yer mouth but what about T-J?

22 Feb 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You and TJ doing double BJ's, this is my dream for tonight sorted out now. I am going to have problems putting on my PJ's now.
What a glorious thought and well worth Â£5 of any mans money when the book comes out, there again the video at Â£20, I could be your manager, we would be millionaires this time next year :!: :!:
I would also be a very happy man biggrin

As for trainee dogger, well practice makes perfect and if you are coming to the Winchester meet then I know a few guys who may help you feel at ease and build up the confidence, me first though cool

8-)

23 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross
Blimey dunno why, but just had visions of me and TJ doing double BJs and still managing to yap to each other :shock:

Well I know you can talk out of the side of yer mouth but what about T-J?
Well I dunno about that, but Jon says I often talk out of my arse rolleyes

Anyway how do you know Misschief can talk from the side of her mouth? Is there something you're trying to tell us? :twisted:
T-J

23 Feb 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
ile let you know that on saturday tracy
lmao
voddy xxxx

:thumbup: Ooh! I love a bit of gossip lol

T-J

23 Feb 2005

Bad TJ, Voddy smackbottom

Anyway, it's fact that women can hold whole conversations just by a series of ,mmms and hmmms - mmmm, said in varying speeds and volumes, is usually used for all the positives, whereas hmmmm, said low and loud, is usually the negative.
Like this, the first sentence again....
Hmmm HM Hmmm :smackbottom:
See :smug:
Take the mmmmm in an orgasm for a positive example - even men can work that one out rotflmao

23 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Take the mmmmm in an orgasm for a positive example - even men can work that one out

Are you quite sure of that? :shock: rolleyes

T-J

23 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
Surreychap,
You muscling in on my wenches :x :x If you are a 5ft 5in, no muscle, coke drinking, Eastender watching wimp then I'll meet you round the back of the shed. ...
If you aren't then start without me .
Hi ladies, back from my tour of Cornwall (all one night of it) and looking forward to New Forest drink and meeting the spanners. :D
Mike
xxxx

Oi Mike! You've been peeping again! ... I'm off to gaze at Eastenders! wink

23 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Phew! Well at least we've established you still have a pulse :shock:
I do prefer my men to have one :twisted:
T-J

Fussy mare rolleyes

Mare? ... New Foreest? ... Now I'm scared! wink

23 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
We may have a best seller here
How about you Missy, what would you do to up the tone and charm of the book. Bet you can't beat redhots action thriller : :?:
xx

I bet she could! wink

23 Feb 2005

Quote by Surreychap
Surreychap,
You muscling in on my wenches :x :x If you are a 5ft 5in, no muscle, coke drinking, Eastender watching wimp then I'll meet you round the back of the shed. ...
If you aren't then start without me .
Hi ladies, back from my tour of Cornwall (all one night of it) and looking forward to New Forest drink and meeting the spanners. :D
Mike
xxxx

Oi Mike! You've been peeping again! ... I'm off to gaze at Eastenders! wink

:roll: :roll: Handbags at dawn ladies :roll: :wink:
T-J

23 Feb 2005

Quote by RedHot
Surreychap,
You muscling in on my wenches :x :x If you are a 5ft 5in, no muscle, coke drinking, Eastender watching wimp then I'll meet you round the back of the shed. ...
If you aren't then start without me .
Hi ladies, back from my tour of Cornwall (all one night of it) and looking forward to New Forest drink and meeting the spanners. :D
Mike
xxxx

Oi Mike! You've been peeping again! ... I'm off to gaze at Eastenders! wink

:roll: :roll: Handbags at dawn ladies :roll: :wink:
T-J

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Errrrr Surreychap - which part of you is 5 ft 5 eh? :shock: Fold you in half I s'pose you could be :shock: lol

23 Feb 2005

Handbags no...... :idea:
This is serious business, we may have to use the ultimate weapon, fluffy slippers to the death mad

:x :x :x
wink

23 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
Handbags no...... :idea:
This is serious business, we may have to use the ultimate weapon, fluffy slippers to the death :x :x :x

Yeah! But do you sew your own sequiens? :wink:

23 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Surreychap,
You muscling in on my wenches :x :x If you are a 5ft 5in, no muscle, coke drinking, Eastender watching wimp then I'll meet you round the back of the shed. ...
If you aren't then start without me .
Hi ladies, back from my tour of Cornwall (all one night of it) and looking forward to New Forest drink and meeting the spanners. :D
Mike
xxxx

Oi Mike! You've been peeping again! ... I'm off to gaze at Eastenders! wink

:roll: :roll: Handbags at dawn ladies :roll: :wink:
T-J

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Errrrr Surreychap - which part of you is 5 ft 5 eh? :shock: Fold you in half I s'pose you could be :shock: lol

LOL! In your presence it would be impossible to fold anything in half! :wink:

23 Feb 2005

Quote by Surreychap
Handbags no...... :idea:
This is serious business, we may have to use the ultimate weapon, fluffy slippers to the death :x :x :x

Yeah! But do you sew your own sequiens? :wink:
Bitch evil

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
lol

:lol: :lol:

23 Feb 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :shock:
T-J

23 Feb 2005

Nobody loves me anymore sad

:( :( :(
I may have to turn Japanese and play with my paper folding now (feelings hurt). :cry: :cry: