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Quote by mikedrive
Nobody loves me anymore sad :( :( :(
I may have to turn Japanese and play with my paper folding now (feelings hurt). :cry: :cry:

Hey! I'll buy you a beer and you can have half my sequeins! lol
Half a pint and 3/4's of your sequins and we have a deal cool 8-)
Quote by mikedrive
Half a pint and 3/4's of your sequins and we have a deal cool 8-)

OK! But only the plain white sequiens! You're not getting me sparkly ones! wink
Isn't life just great, thanks Surreychap
Now where is my Dancing Gown and stilleto's confused
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Misschief, Voddy, I am seriously starting to wonder about Mike and Surreychap now :shock:
I mean *seriously* :shock: :eeek:
What you say girls that we sneak out the loo window as soon as they arrive next week?
Won't be the first time I've left someone sitting at a bar wondering if I've fallen down the bog confused
I've done it once, I can do it again. Shoes off, skirt up round your waist and *pop* out the window we go . . . redface :evil2:
T-J
While they are handbags slippers and fluffy things at am (dawn far too early ) allow me to slip in andf whisk the lovely ladies away .
lol
Quote by kentgiant
While they are handbags slippers and fluffy things at am (dawn far too early ) allow me to slip in andf whisk the lovely ladies away .
lol

Ooh ! You old flatterer you wink
C'mon girls . . . I think we could be in here :twisted:
T-J
Quote by RedHot
Ooh ! You old flatterer you wink
C'mon girls . . . I think we could be in here :twisted:
T-J

Ooooh you!!!!! :shock:
Wait until me bums firmly wedged in the toilet window, before legging it off at the first sign of sweet talk!!! :shock:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
thats right leave me with me bum hanging out the window anything could happen to me
lmao
voddy xxxxxx

You wish rolleyes
I distinctly saw you stick your bum in the window in the pub on the quay on purpose :roll:
Just 'cos you got all hot under the collar about those Marines . . . Tart! rotflmao
And now it seems you're leading Misschief astray too smackbottom
*My* bum only ever gets stuck in car windows :evil2:
T-J
Now there would be a site that us guys would pay gladly for. lol
Voddy, redhot and misschief showing their bums all out the car window at the same time
wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
we maybe interested tell us more.
J&P
Quote by bicouplebmth
we maybe interested tell us more.
J&P

Perhaps it is *you* who should be telling *us* a bit more . . . about yourselves wink
A few members are meeting next week for a drink, nothing sinister, but we would need to know something about yourselves first before we could disclose the location.
Details are not going to be available on the forum for security reasons. After all, we don't want the whole town turning up, or indeed the media, trouble makers etc.
Please drop me a pm with your phone number and we'll take it from there.
Tracy-Jayne
T-J ,MISS CHIEF AND VODDY all three together ,jesus it would be my birthday,christmas and pancake day rolled into one ,im thinking its a long way but maybe I should be travelling for this lil soiree lol
biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by kentgiant
T-J ,MISS CHIEF AND VODDY all three together ,jesus it would be my birthday,christmas and pancake day rolled into one ,im thinking its a long way but maybe I should be travelling for this lil soiree lol
biggrin :D :D :D

Oi mate! You just *know* we are worth it . . . :twisted: wink
And if you're built like you say you are, maybe it'll be our birthday's too :eeek: :grin:
T-J
How on earth would I be able to control myself or you three ,I would be ruined for other women forever lol OH what bliss biggrin
If you mean what I think you mean by eeyore than Im sorry but I wouldnt want to get your hopes up redface
But on the same point I could be a tigger lol
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
well it is my birthday the week after
ooooooo t j is he a eeyore
voddy xxxx

Voddy! I'm shocked that you think me presumptious enough to ask about "that" :shock: rolleyes wink
I'm talking about his build - he says he is built like a brick outhouse and you know I adore big guys :P
It's only you who is worried about the size of their appendages :wink:
I just take em whatever size they are redface :twisted:
T-J
Ok let me qualify the comment I made ,it aint an annaconda but its more than big enough to tie a birthday ribbon round it voddy !!!! biggrin lol
I don't think you are concerned with his appendix being out, but his appen-dicks maybe would interest you all me thinks rolleyes :roll: :roll:
You are all just after one thing, have a one track mind, tut tut
smile confused :?
What can I say!!!
I am away for a week and look what happens - my thread is totally hijacked and my favorite women are being lured elsewhere sad
You naughty naughty people smackbottom
Quote by Manolishi
What can I say!!!
I am away for a week and look what happens - my thread is totally hijacked and my favorite women are being lured elsewhere sad
You naughty naughty people smackbottom

Well what do you expect?! evil
You bugger of to work without so much as a "ta ra" and we don't hear from you for a whole week :shock:
I mean, we have to have something to keep us amused don't we? rolleyes
But don't worry - we'll be all over you like a rash next week, specailly if you get the first round in :P :grin:
T-J
Quote by RedHot
What can I say!!!
I am away for a week and look what happens - my thread is totally hijacked and my favorite women are being lured elsewhere sad
You naughty naughty people smackbottom

Well what do you expect?! evil
You bugger of to work without so much as a "ta ra" and we don't hear from you for a whole week :shock:
I mean, we have to have something to keep us amused don't we? rolleyes
But don't worry - we'll be all over you like a rash next week, specailly if you get the first round in :P :grin:
T-J
And I suppose your going to tell me next that the flowers didn't arrive with the note explaining my absence???????? :doh:
Reckon I will have to get a new PA - you just can't get the staff nowadays :roll:
I will definately make it up to all three of you next week :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Manolishi
What can I say!!!
I am away for a week and look what happens - my thread is totally hijacked and my favorite women are being lured elsewhere sad
You naughty naughty people smackbottom

Sorry to intrude on your harem mate confused :?
Maybe they are getting too liberated for their own good and need some punishment, any ideas what we could do :happy: :happy:
Naughty Voddy :angel: :angel:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ooh ! You old flatterer you wink
C'mon girls . . . I think we could be in here :twisted:
T-J

Ooooh you!!!!! :shock:
Wait until me bums firmly wedged in the toilet window, before legging it off at the first sign of sweet talk!!! :shock:
If you get stuck I'll happily offer to give you a push ... Look! No hands! :wink:
I ama a single divoorced guy, living in Southampton and would like to come to your meet on the 3rd. I have only just joined this forum and seen the post
I appreciate the fact that I am an unknown quantity, and no one knows me :cry: , but would like to know how I can instill some confidence in me so that I may come on the 3rd.
Please excuse spelling..my keyboard isn't very good at joined up writing yet
Quote by wallace47
Please excuse spelling..my keyboard isn't very good at joined up writing yet

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Drop me a pm and we'll see what we can do about finding out if you are gen or not :twisted: :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne
T-J, I PM'd you as requested, did you get it? smile
Quote by wallace47
T-J, I PM'd you as requested, did you get it? smile

Yes thanks biggrin
Reply on it's way wink
T-J
Quote by Manolishi
And I suppose your going to tell me next that the flowers didn't arrive with the note explaining my absence???????? :doh:

Correct evil
Quote by Manolishi
Reckon I will have to get a new PA
I will definately make it up to all three of you next week :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

You're getting your cock pierced? :shock: :eeek:
Yup! Having a PA done will def make it up to us hey girls :twisted: :giggle:
T-J