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Nobody loves me anymore:( :( :(
I may have to turn Japanese and play with my paper folding now (feelings hurt). :cry: :cry:
Hey! I'll buy you a beer and you can have half my sequeins!
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Misschief, Voddy, I am seriously starting to wonder about Mike and Surreychap now :shock:
I mean *seriously* :shock: :eeek:
What you say girls that we sneak out the loo window as soon as they arrive next week?
Won't be the first time I've left someone sitting at a bar wondering if I've fallen down the bog
I've done it once, I can do it again. Shoes off, skirt up round your waist and *pop* out the window we go . . .
:evil2:
T-J
I mean *seriously* :shock: :eeek:
What you say girls that we sneak out the loo window as soon as they arrive next week?
Won't be the first time I've left someone sitting at a bar wondering if I've fallen down the bog
I've done it once, I can do it again. Shoes off, skirt up round your waist and *pop* out the window we go . . .
:evil2: T-J
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Quote by kentgiant
While they are handbags slippers and fluffy things at am (dawn far too early ) allow me to slip in andf whisk the lovely ladies away .
lol
Ooh ! You old flatterer you
C'mon girls . . . I think we could be in here :twisted:
T-J
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
thats right leave me with me bum hanging out the window anything could happen to me
lmao
voddy xxxxxx
You wish
I distinctly saw you stick your bum in the window in the pub on the quay on purpose :roll:
Just 'cos you got all hot under the collar about those Marines . . . Tart!
And now it seems you're leading Misschief astray too
*My* bum only ever gets stuck in car windows :evil2:
T-J
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Quote by bicouplebmth
we maybe interested tell us more.
J&P
Perhaps it is *you* who should be telling *us* a bit more . . . about yourselves
A few members are meeting next week for a drink, nothing sinister, but we would need to know something about yourselves first before we could disclose the location.
Details are not going to be available on the forum for security reasons. After all, we don't want the whole town turning up, or indeed the media, trouble makers etc.
Please drop me a pm with your phone number and we'll take it from there.
Tracy-Jayne
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Quote by kentgiant
T-J ,MISS CHIEF AND VODDY all three together ,jesus it would be my birthday,christmas and pancake day rolled into one ,im thinking its a long way but maybe I should be travelling for this lil soiree lol:D :D :D
Oi mate! You just *know* we are worth it . . . :twisted:
And if you're built like you say you are, maybe it'll be our birthday's too :eeek: :grin:
T-J
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
well it is my birthday the week after
ooooooo t j is he a eeyore
voddy xxxx
Voddy! I'm shocked that you think me presumptious enough to ask about "that" :shock:
I'm talking about his build - he says he is built like a brick outhouse and you know I adore big guys :P
It's only you who is worried about the size of their appendages :wink:
I just take em whatever size they are
:twisted:T-J
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Quote by Manolishi
What can I say!!!
I am away for a week and look what happens - my thread is totally hijacked and my favorite women are being lured elsewhere
You naughty naughty people
Well what do you expect?!
You bugger of to work without so much as a "ta ra" and we don't hear from you for a whole week :shock:
I mean, we have to have something to keep us amused don't we?
But don't worry - we'll be all over you like a rash next week, specailly if you get the first round in :P :grin:
T-J
Quote by RedHot
What can I say!!!
I am away for a week and look what happens - my thread is totally hijacked and my favorite women are being lured elsewhere
You naughty naughty people
Well what do you expect?!
You bugger of to work without so much as a "ta ra" and we don't hear from you for a whole week :shock:
I mean, we have to have something to keep us amused don't we?
But don't worry - we'll be all over you like a rash next week, specailly if you get the first round in :P :grin:
T-J
And I suppose your going to tell me next that the flowers didn't arrive with the note explaining my absence???????? :doh:
Reckon I will have to get a new PA - you just can't get the staff nowadays :roll:
I will definately make it up to all three of you next week :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Manolishi
What can I say!!!
I am away for a week and look what happens - my thread is totally hijacked and my favorite women are being lured elsewhere
You naughty naughty people
Sorry to intrude on your harem mate
:? Maybe they are getting too liberated for their own good and need some punishment, any ideas what we could do :happy: :happy:
Naughty Voddy :angel: :angel:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ooh ! You old flatterer you
C'mon girls . . . I think we could be in here :twisted:
T-J
Ooooh you!!!!! :shock:
Wait until me bums firmly wedged in the toilet window, before legging it off at the first sign of sweet talk!!! :shock:
If you get stuck I'll happily offer to give you a push ... Look! No hands! :wink:
Warming the Bed
I ama a single divoorced guy, living in Southampton and would like to come to your meet on the 3rd. I have only just joined this forum and seen the post
I appreciate the fact that I am an unknown quantity, and no one knows me :cry: , but would like to know how I can instill some confidence in me so that I may come on the 3rd.
I appreciate the fact that I am an unknown quantity, and no one knows me :cry: , but would like to know how I can instill some confidence in me so that I may come on the 3rd.
Warming the Bed
Please excuse spelling..my keyboard isn't very good at joined up writing yet
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Quote by wallace47
Please excuse spelling..my keyboard isn't very good at joined up writing yet
:rotflmao: Drop me a pm and we'll see what we can do about finding out if you are gen or not :twisted: :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne
Warming the Bed
T-J, I PM'd you as requested, did you get it? 
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Quote by wallace47
T-J, I PM'd you as requested, did you get it?
Yes thanks
Reply on it's way
T-J
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Quote by Manolishi
And I suppose your going to tell me next that the flowers didn't arrive with the note explaining my absence???????? :doh:
Correct
Quote by Manolishi
Reckon I will have to get a new PA
I will definately make it up to all three of you next week :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
You're getting your cock pierced? :shock: :eeek:
Yup! Having a PA done will def make it up to us hey girls :twisted: :giggle:
T-J