A Drink In The New Foret

18 Feb 2005

T-J
Sounds very impressive, certainly beats my 36-38-98 figure biggrin

It certainly gives a man something to think about on those long cold lonely nights with only a right hand for enjoyment mad

Look forward to seeing you and your figure re-united again for the New Forest drink (hopefully), but defo for the Winchester meet rolleyes

:roll:
Now, where was that right hand, uummmm 36dd ?????
xx

18 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
T-J
Sounds very impressive, certainly beats my 36-38-98 figure
Look forward to seeing you and your figure re-united again for the New Forest drink

Oh I forgot to tell you this bit . . . the bod's ok, but I have a face like a bag of spanners :shock: cool

Best bring a sack for my head rotflmao

T-J

19 Feb 2005

T-J
Have now worry about spanners, you get some quality and very classy spanners these days so look forward to meeting the peron behined the body, behined the face redface

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I have no doubt that I won't be dissapointed by what I find biggrin

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Still hope to see you at the New Forest drinks and I shall buy the first drink for you and your man wink

Of to do some quality shopping now (beer, Box of Maltesers and a box of Cheerios) for the weekend, no expense spared :D :D :D
Mike
xxxxxx

19 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
Of to do some quality shopping now (beer, Box of Maltesers and a box of Cheerios) for the weekend, no expense spared :D :D
Mike
xxxxxx

Ooh! Such a decadent lifestyle :shock:
Most guys I know don't bother with the cheerios :lol2:
T-J

19 Feb 2005

Quote by RedHot

Of to do some quality shopping now (beer, Box of Maltesers and a box of Cheerios) for the weekend, no expense spared :D :D
Mike
xxxxxx

Ooh! Such a decadent lifestyle :shock:
Most guys I know don't bother with the cheerios :lol2:
T-J
I prefer helloooooossss to cherios (sometimes followed by a quick bugger off)
Yes corny I know, but the best I could do at short notice
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

20 Feb 2005

There are always the eggs (fertilised etc) now that really would be corny and not like me rolleyes

Can't beat the cheerios, maybe after the eggs cool

8-)
Do we have a roll call for the New Forest drinks, don't want to get involved with any riff raff, can't afford to lower my standards (not that I have any of course).
Looking forward to meeting one and all and having an orange juice as I will have to drive mad

:x
Mike
xxx

20 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
Do we have a roll call for the New Forest drinks, don't want to get involved with any riff raff, can't afford to lower my standards (not that I have any of course).
Mike
xxx

Yes we do, but it's not going to be published in here.
Not sure about lowering your standards, but there may be some lowering of the tone at times rolleyes

Tracy-Jayne

20 Feb 2005

T-J
Good job that I am here to ensure that standards are maintained then.
I have very low ones so I should fit in well. wink

20 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
T-J
I have very low ones so I should fit in well.

D'ya know I'm beginning to like you more and more . . . :giggle:
T-J

21 Feb 2005

T-J
You smooth talking wench.
cool

8-) 8-)
xxxx

21 Feb 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
not only her talking thats smooth

No - my legs are too - freshly waxed and smooth as a baby's bum :P rotflmao

T-J

21 Feb 2005

This is gona sound really stupid!! Where abouts is that then?
Iv never been to a social thingy apart from a club
sounds pretty good. Have fun
xxx biggrin

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Gemmalou85
This is gona sound really stupid!! Where abouts is that then?
Iv never been to a social thingy apart from a club
sounds pretty good. Have fun
xxx

:shock: :shock: :shock: You don't know where the New Forest is? :shock: :shock:
Didn't they teach you the geography of England at school? confused

Tracy-Jayne . . . must be getting old 'cos I'm totally shocked at that :?

21 Feb 2005

I suppose i could be gettin old!! Im 20, but i grew up in Holland!! Is that ok for an excuse?!Sorry to sound thick and all that" biggrin

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Gemmalou85
I suppose i could be gettin old!! Im 20, but i grew up in Holland!! Is that ok for an excuse?!Sorry to sound thick and all that"

No I'm afraid it's not an excuse IMO.
I've never been to Outer Mongolia but I can tell you the names of some of the regions there rolleyes

T-J

21 Feb 2005

Quote by RedHot
I suppose i could be gettin old!! Im 20, but i grew up in Holland!! Is that ok for an excuse?!Sorry to sound thick and all that"

No I'm afraid it's not an excuse IMO.
I've never been to Outer Mongolia but I can tell you the names of some of the regions there rolleyes

T-J
All well and good! But what day's half day closing? wink

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Surreychap
All well and good! But what day's half day closing?

You remember half day closing? :shock:
Cor! You must be nearly as old as me then :wink:
T-J

21 Feb 2005

Probably a bloomin' bit older! Still! A man's as old as the woman he feels! ...

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Surreychap
Probably a bloomin' bit older! Still! A man's as old as the woman he feels! ...

So I've been told wink

But a woman is only as old as she *tells* you she is - so I'm 21 ok? :grin:
T-J . . . yeah yeah I know - must've had a big paper round rolleyes

21 Feb 2005

Quote by RedHot
Probably a bloomin' bit older! Still! A man's as old as the woman he feels! ...

So I've been told wink

But a woman is only as old as she *tells* you she is - so I'm 21 ok? :grin:
T-J . . . yeah yeah I know - must've had a big paper round rolleyes

Yeah! But what do they know at 21? Pah! :wink: ... PS! Wanna hand with that paper round? :wink:

22 Feb 2005

Surreychap,
You muscling in on my wenches mad

:x :x If you are a 5ft 5in, no muscle, coke drinking, Eastender watching wimp then I'll meet you round the back of the shed. evil

...
If you aren't then start without me rolleyes

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Hi ladies, back from my tour of Cornwall (all one night of it) and looking forward to New Forest drink and meeting the spanners. biggrin

:D
Mike
xxxx

22 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
Surreychap,
You muscling in on my wenches :x :x
Hi ladies, back from my tour of Cornwall (all one night of it) and looking forward to New Forest drink and meeting the spanners. :D
Mike
xxxx

YOUR wenches??! :shock:
I thought we were in Manilishi's harem :doh: :grin:
The spanners await your return . . . :P
T-J

22 Feb 2005

Quote by RedHot
Surreychap,
You muscling in on my wenches :x :x
Hi ladies, back from my tour of Cornwall (all one night of it) and looking forward to New Forest drink and meeting the spanners. :D
Mike
xxxx

YOUR wenches??! :shock:
I thought we were in Manilishi's harem :doh: :grin:
The spanners await your return . . . :P
T-J
Nothing gets between a man and a good set of spanners, what I would do for a set of open ended rolleyes

:roll:
No, not even Manilish beats a good old fashioned Spark Plug tightening wink

22 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
nothing gets between a man and a good set of spanners, what I would do for a set of open ended :roll:
No, not even Manilish beats a good old fashioned Spark Plug tightening

That's what you think mate . . . I've been told his male to female socket couplings are very good :shock: :P
T-J

22 Feb 2005

That is only because his Torque loading is 10, whereas mine is...... wink

That is for me to know and you to :shock: :shock:

22 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
That is only because his Torque loading is 10, whereas mine is......
That is for me to know and you to :shock: :shock:

For me to . . . bring along my best Snap On Tools Torque wrench and put it to the test :shock: :twisted:
T-J . . . very good with a set of tools in her hands cool

22 Feb 2005

I hear a lot about you and your tool handling technique rolleyes

You can check torque my tools as you desire, i am due to complete my annual test and I like them to be tested by the best wink

:wink:
Mike "Spanner" Drve
xxx

22 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
You can check torque my tools as you desire, i am due to complete my annual test and I like them to be tested by the best :wink:
Mike "Spanner" Drve
xxx

Gee thanks rolleyes

I had heard you should have an anuual test drive when one get's to such a great age as your good self :rude: :grin:
T-J

22 Feb 2005

At 65, I need a dead/alive test every day confused

so if you can just feel for my pulse and if it beats slightly then please do with me what comes naturally :censored: .
I shall even take out my catheta for you, true love eh rotflmao

22 Feb 2005

Quote by mikedrive
At 65, I need a dead/alive test every day so if you can just feel for my pulse and if it beats slightly then please do with me what comes naturally :censored: .
I shall even take out my catheta for you, true love eh

Phew! Well at least we've established you still have a pulse :shock:
I do prefer my men to have one :twisted:
T-J