A plea from Jags

16 Aug 2006

Quote by AndyNudeUK
In the last hour I have:
Locked/threatened to lock 5 threads
received or sent 15 arsey PMs alternating between :jagsatwork: and :inlove: and all stations inbetween
made 3 phone calls
drank one measely glass of wine
wrote 6 (yes SIX) letters
and got totally pissed off at lots of users
NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

Check my profile to see if I'm what you are looking for :rascal:
LOOK.. I'm a Mod.. I don't check profiles!! I spend my time banning, warning, deleting, moving and sobbing into my cornflakes.
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell
wink

1) ticked. Wonder how much a taxi would be from scarborough innocent

SCARBOROUGH'S an option! About 80 miles as the crow flies. Can you be here by m.??
lol

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
In the last hour I have:
Locked/threatened to lock 5 threads
received or sent 15 arsey PMs alternating between :jagsatwork: and :inlove: and all stations inbetween
made 3 phone calls
drank one measely glass of wine
wrote 6 (yes SIX) letters
and got totally pissed off at lots of users
NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

Check my profile to see if I'm what you are looking for :rascal:
LOOK.. I'm a Mod.. I don't check profiles!! I spend my time banning, warning, deleting, moving and sobbing into my cornflakes.
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell
wink

1) ticked. Wonder how much a taxi would be from scarborough innocent

SCARBOROUGH'S an option! About 80 miles as the crow flies. Can you be here by m.??
lol

Can Andy bring his webcam with him? :grin:
:shock:
bolt

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
In the last hour I have:
Locked/threatened to lock 5 threads
received or sent 15 arsey PMs alternating between :jagsatwork: and :inlove: and all stations inbetween
made 3 phone calls
drank one measely glass of wine
wrote 6 (yes SIX) letters
and got totally pissed off at lots of users
NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

Check my profile to see if I'm what you are looking for :rascal:
LOOK.. I'm a Mod.. I don't check profiles!! I spend my time banning, warning, deleting, moving and sobbing into my cornflakes.
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell
wink

1) ticked. Wonder how much a taxi would be from scarborough innocent

SCARBOROUGH'S an option! About 80 miles as the crow flies. Can you be here by m.??
lol

I just rang up and they said Â£100 :eeek: Now I am not saying your not worth it kiss

but I think I'll have to choose a day when I can get the train :kiss:

16 Aug 2006

If all else fils Jags...
take the wine and massage option...
there will be the empties for which Im sure a good use could found
eh what?
LP

16 Aug 2006

Quote by AndyNudeUK

I just rang up and they said Â£100 :eeek: Now I am not saying your not worth it kiss

but I think I'll have to choose a day when I can get the train :kiss:
ANOTHER timewaster naming and shaming himself!!
:lol:
Any sensible, viable and interesting opportunitiies for some skin-on-skin action??
:inlove:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
ANOTHER timewaster naming and shaming himself!!

Any sensible, viable and interesting opportunitiies for some skin-on-skin action??
:inlove:

Thats blown any future chances then :doh: kiss

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell

I'm in the 2 category sad

But hey ho - still send some cyber shags cool

:hump: :hump:
And snogs galore

assionkiss: :passionkiss:
As long as they're a joint snog with Mr Missy???
:hump: :inlove: :inlove:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
If all else fils Jags...
take the wine and massage option...
there will be the empties for which Im sure a good use could found
eh what?
LP

How come on a swinging site a gal can't get a shag NOW???? Grief, what on earth am I payiing (oops! redface

) working my fingers to the bone for except to get a shag??
:shock:

16 Aug 2006

I would send you Mal but he is watching football , & drinking beer with my ex! :grin:
So I guess I will have to do!! :giggle:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
Can you please give me more details about you.. your likes/wants/needs/preferences and also can you accomodate..your profile is alitle short of information..typical newbie..
btw..shouldnt this be in LMU?????
ffs where is a mod when u need one..tut tut
RWL
xx

You want a Mod??
I'm here.
Available!
Wanting!
Needing!
And in LMU just to make it perfect!
lol

16 Aug 2006

I could lend you Chris?

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I could lend you Chris?

Yorkshire???
West?
North?
South??
Darlington is 30 miles away
Richmond 33 miles away
Scotch Corner a day trip with sandwiches and a vacuum flask away
But the loan of Chris is more than welcome!!
Oh.. a shag coming up???
lol

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I could NOT lend you Chris?

Ssshhh, Im after him wink

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Sarah
I would send you Mal but he is watching football , & drinking beer with my ex! :grin:
So I guess I will have to do!! :giggle:

FUCKITY FUCK!
Got Mal pencillled in for early October!
I need NOW.
lol

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I could NOT lend you Chris?

Ssshhh, Im after him wink

MY thread. MY first option!
:smitten:

16 Aug 2006

Just thinking about Jas-Tim. MILES and MILES away but always top of the list!
:inlove:

16 Aug 2006

Sorrry Jags.....i'm going to have to let you down this time......England are up 4 nil....so i'm staying in to watch the second half.......maybe another time if you play your cards right!

16 Aug 2006

Results so far:
4 PMs - all from women
1 phone call - from a bloke 350 miles away
0 text messages
I'm going to ask for a refund. Call this a swinging site? It's full of timewasters and I'm going to name and shame every last one of you!
sexyboy1
sexyboy3
sexyboy45
sexygal23
sexysexysexy
IndiannaJones avec la francais
Kotket
Sergeindemin
Sheds_n_huts
Moonshine
Stars-n-Roses
You know who you are!
cool

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
I could NOT lend you Chris?

Ssshhh, Im after him wink

MY thread. MY first option!
:smitten:
Now now, ladies - sharesies? :twisted:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Results so far:
4 PMs - all from women - Beggars canâ€™t be choosers.
1 phone call - from a bloke 350 miles away - Beggars canâ€™t be choosers.
0 text messages - Well PM me your mobile number then!!

:P :P :P :P

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
sexyboy1
sexyboy3
sexyboy45
sexygal23
sexysexysexy
IndiannaJones avec la francais
Kotket
Sergeindemin
Sheds_n_huts
Moonshine
Stars-n-Roses

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16 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
sexyboy1
sexyboy3
sexyboy45
sexygal23
sexysexysexy
IndiannaJones avec la francais
Kotket
Sergeindemin
Sheds_n_huts
Moonshine
Stars-n-Roses

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DId I neglect to mention:
cheekymonkey45
Bigdong_on_a_ rope
Smalldong_on_a_string
Morkandmindy
Twat_n_twitInc
newbie_without_a_clue
MrMarried
MrWrong_n_let's not bother
LOOK.. male: under 50 (apart from MrJags who has special dispensation to lie about his age even though we were in the same class at school and we all know it): own hair; own teeth; own brain; own pair of socks.
I want my money back!
:cry:

16 Aug 2006

Help
Can some one help me up ?
I got trampled in the rush.
Phredd

16 Aug 2006

Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

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16 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:

16 Aug 2006

OK... it gets 'better'
Just got a text from a bloke heading down the M6 southbound!!
SOUTHBOUND!
:cry: :cry:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

16 Aug 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy: