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A TALE OF PATHOS: SOFT SWING; COUPLES WANTED?

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I know most of the single males on here are considered ravenous beasts who just want to feed on unassuming couples and rack up notches on their belt. But I care to be different. I want every couple I meet to have a pleasurable experience, and enjoy our intimacy..but recently Ive found that invariably (with some exceptions) when I meet couples that the actual sex isnt really that great, there is usually erotic foreplay, but when you get down to the nitty gritty its somewhat lacking. Whether thats to do with the fact that its condom sex, or I need to introduce more people into the scenario I dont know? But because Swinging is a passion and a hobby I take it seriously and I want to reverse my fortunes so I've decided Im going to go back to basics, soft swing and gradually build it up from there.
So here goes...Im a very attractive, gregarious, happy, straight single male looking for soft swing fun with a sexy, attractive, cerebral, fun,, gounded, and CLEAN couple...If you can empathise, connect or just plain feel sorry for me after reading my pathos injected tale and you are a couple with the above characteristics, drop me a line and lets get down, dirty, and naked without the jiggy jiggy..for now..lol.
I know this ad will probably relegate me to the Swinging Heaven substitutes bench because people will think ive gone soft, but hey at least im real.
Happy days to everyone whatever your kink...Warmest regards...dean
Ooooohhhh I like a man with a good vocabulary! And pathos is one of my favourite literary devices... lol
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I know most of the single males on here are considered ravenous beasts who just want to feed on unassuming couples and rack up notches on their belt. But I care to be different. I want every couple I meet to have a pleasurable experience, and enjoy our intimacy..but recently Ive found that invariably (with some exceptions) when I meet couples that the actual sex isnt really that great, there is usually erotic foreplay, but when you get down to the nitty gritty its somewhat lacking. Whether thats to do with the fact that its condom sex, or I need to introduce more people into the scenario I dont know? But because Swinging is a passion and a hobby I take it seriously and I want to reverse my fortunes so I've decided Im going to go back to basics, soft swing and gradually build it up from there.
So here goes...Im a very attractive, gregarious, happy, straight single male looking for soft swing fun with a sexy, attractive, cerebral, fun,, gounded, and CLEAN couple...If you can empathise, connect or just plain feel sorry for me after reading my pathos injected tale and you are a couple with the above characteristics, drop me a line and lets get down, dirty, and naked without the jiggy jiggy..for now..lol.
I know this ad will probably relegate me to the Swinging Heaven substitutes bench because people will think ive gone soft, but hey at least im real.
Happy days to everyone whatever your kink...Warmest regards...dean

Does this (in bold) mean you don't use them?
When do the other muskateers turn up?
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Very clever guys
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If erm your consider stunningly attractive then why no pics ?
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