an evening with Darkfire? (social only)

26 Mar 2007

Here goes nothing! lol

I've got a couple of free weekday eveningscoming up over the Easter hols and intend to use that time constructively!
I guess this should go in the dogging forum, but, I only meet people I'm already familiar with from the forum/ socials/Munches so there'd be little point sticking it in there :doh:
What I'd like to do is have social drinkies/eats/ whatever and then be given a 'guided tour' of local dogging spots/ similar places to visit in the Derbyshire typey area lol

You need to be aware that this is not a meet to play or go dogging per say, I would simply like your company (male or female), chit chat, and 'expertise' of someone in the know lol

Ideally you will be a right fookin laugh, have a wicked sense of humour and be able to put your foot to the floor if I say so lol

this isnt a wind up, my voyeuristic streak has come out to play again but its company I'm after, not a shag wink

Feel free to pm me :thumbup:

26 Mar 2007

Oh god, I'm gutted I can't do this ......... cos it looks like my perfect evening out, a right blast!!!!! cool

I'm laffin just thinking about it :lol2:

26 Mar 2007

well, I've got to ask cos I darent fookin go on my own!! redface

I've kinda been...by accident lol

but to be honest know none of the etiquette etc (touch that interior light though and I swear you'll never post on the forum again lol

) and I am curious :rascal:
It'd be nice to have the company and the giggles while I shit myself stupid if another car pulls up ... but the info and knowledge would be great too wink

26 Mar 2007

why cant you arrange something when i am fookin free ffs
:cry:
Earthy xx

26 Mar 2007

:cry:
hey look at it this way, right now I'm an amateur, by the time you and I finally sort something for a convenient date, and the 'social only' stipulation stops scaring people off replying ( rolleyes

) I'll be a dogging expert, satisfaction guaranteed :twisted: rotflmao

every cloud has a silver lining and all that lol

26 Mar 2007

hey dark, hows you?? whats going on with the pussy pik lol

....so what are you thinking in terms of sclae of social etc?

26 Mar 2007

how many cars do you have? dunno

26 Mar 2007

gutted! were in the wrong area! and we dont know the local dogging spots lol

27 Mar 2007

gutted! were in the wrong area! and we dont know the local dogging spots lol
Agree with newbies sounds like a scream of a night! I would pay to be there lol.
We have never been dogging though we have met some people at a dogging site for a chat and a coffee. On what we saw it was all quite scary in an odd way couldnt help but find it interesting though.
Darkfire if you get it together Please please please post about it !!!!

27 Mar 2007

I don't know your area sadly but if you fancy somebody to warm your passenger seat and keep you company let me know.
Obviously providing it's a night I'm free and I promise to leave my strapon at home. rotflmao

27 Mar 2007

Thanks Kiss! kiss

I keep stumbling on possible (are they ...arn't they... :uhoh: lol

sites by accident, but half the population of Derbyshire's single blokes and boy racers also seem to know where they are! lol

I think I might just give up on this idea and just do mid-week drinkies/eats instead redface

27 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
I think I might just give up on this idea and just do mid-week drinkies/eats instead

So a shag's out of the question then? dunno

28 Mar 2007

I've had my arm well and truly twisted so I'll bend the rules for some ladylovin' in private lol

28 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
how many cars do you have?

OMG I have a vision of a social "Dogging convoy" turning up in a Derbyshire car park :shock:
Well I would mind coming along and giving it a try, except I know nothing about dogging etiquette and like you, the only time I've ever been to a dogging spot was completely by accident :doh:

28 Mar 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
how many cars do you have?

OMG I have a vision of a social "Dogging convoy" turning up in a Derbyshire car park :shock:
Well I would mind coming along and giving it a try, except I know nothing about dogging etiquette and like you, the only time I've ever been to a dogging spot was completely by accident :doh:
Ohh count me in for dogging lol

According to some my car has already been dogging
:giggle:

28 Mar 2007

"Evening with Darkfire".....damn i thought this was one of those ITV specials where you get a load of c-list celebrities ask you questions and you tell a few jokes and maybe sing a couple of songs!

28 Mar 2007

ewww, gremlins in my thread :shock:
shoo, vermin, its ladies only in here now evil

HLB wrote:

Well I would mind coming along and giving it a try, except I know nothing about dogging etiquette and like you, the only time I've ever been to a dogging spot was completely by accident

Its in the wrong forum to find anyone in the know hun lol

so, its a case of trial and error I guess :uhoh: lol

We'll have to get a hire car or get false plates or sommat and go undercover in disguise rotflmao

28 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
Its in the wrong forum to find anyone in the know hun so, its a case of trial and error I guess :uhoh: We'll have to get a hire car or get false plates or sommat and go undercover in disguise

Well we do have 1 or 2 outfits in the dressing up box innocent

28 Mar 2007

We can use my satnav as well lol

I'll bring the camera, to record relevant activites
:twisted:

28 Mar 2007

Quote by Mr-Powers
"Evening with Darkfire".....damn i thought this was one of those ITV specials where you get a load of c-list celebrities ask you questions and you tell a few jokes and maybe sing a couple of songs!

Ooh now that I would like to see. lol

Maybe I could be her assistant - like madge is to Dame Edna Everidge redface

28 Mar 2007

Hiya Dark wished i known you was intrested in dogging i could of chatted to you about wot we got up to yeah im sure you will love it lol mail us if you want us to hold ur hands lol cock xxx