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Any fems fancy a shag?

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Any fems fancy a shag? :lickface: I'm a horny insatiable fem looking for same.
I thought I'd road test Sassy's theory that this line will bring on a stampede. Please!! wink Hope you don't mind me nicking your line Sassy, it's a classic. And of course this theory needs testing for scientific purposes y'know - so all assistance on research appreciated lol
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Well horny ive gotta say, your aproach dosnt do it for either of us babe, now we like the direct aproach, but theres being direct, and then theres your way lol.
But anyway good luck with it .
bonnett-buffers x
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Quote by hornyinslough
Any fems fancy a shag? :lickface: I'm a horny insatiable fem looking for same.
I thought I'd road test Sassy's theory that this line will bring on a stampede.

So is the line working?
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So is the line working?
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Not yet...but still hopeful of a stampede wave lol
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Now come on hes got it spot on.
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All quiet still on the western front innocent
Maybe I'll offer flowers and romance next time... :giggle:
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I've googled the word 'fems' :shock:
I'm still clueless to what that word means cool
But I dare not waist anymore time incase the stampede starts lol
C'um on hornyinslough baby grab yer coat baby, you've pulled biggrin
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Horny, you can nick anything you like hunni :twisted: I hope it works for you though if you fancy a trip over here, the M4 is thataway -------------->
Red, since when were you a fem? smackbottom
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Quote by redpantherman
I've googled the word 'fems' :shock:
I'm still clueless to what that word means cool
But I dare not waist anymore time incase the stampede starts lol
C'um on hornyinslough baby grab yer coat baby, you've pulled biggrin

Errr - fems = females
I thought that was fairly straight forward.......if you can't work that one out then god help us smile
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Horny, you can nick anything you like hunni :twisted: I hope it works for you though if you fancy a trip over here, the M4 is thataway -------------->

Ooh I'll get me coat sexy lol Glad to see the boots are back again :P
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Hi horny Dont know if your available but come join us two this evening just outside Reading 5 mins from junction 12 of the m4 OR MAYBE WE COULD COME HAVE FUN WITH YOU please mail us if your free.
Regards Ann
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:thumbup: Go for it girlie lol

With a botty like that it's a shame you're not closer twinpeaks! :rascal:
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Quote by hornyinslough
:thumbup: Go for it girlie lol

With a botty like that it's a shame you're not closer twinpeaks! :rascal:
Thanks - You're sure to get some attention soon hun biggrin
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You have mail cool :arrow:
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Errr - fems = females
I thought that was fairly straight forward.......if you can't work that one out then god help us smile
not everyone as clever as u
so dont take the pee out of the poor boy................
lol
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Ah....Horny....wish I lived closer...could have been a one man stampede....over and over and over again....
lol