im new to this and im looking for a long term partner to go swinging with ,
im 27 clean discreet and i think im great fun to be with ,
i love going out and have a great time,
if your interested contact me on here or at bob_
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any ladys into swinging want to show me the ropes
Ok, well I lost my last bit of advice as the thread disappeared, but being the kind and considerate regular I am, I`m happy to offer the advice again....cos I`m nice like that :twisted:
The first thing you have to do, to fit in on here, is to pass the inititation test. If you had looked hard enough, I`m sure you would have come across this somewhere on the site, but as a newbie, I`m sure you couldn`t be arsed, so we shall overlook this for now.
First, you will need to take off all of your clothes, and cover yourself with green jelly. Cut a piece of hardboard out (2ftx2ft) paint `Kick the newbie spanner` onto it, and wear it around your neck. Next, take a walk down to your local garden center....NO! Don`t put a coat on you imbecile, that`s cheating
, however, on account of us not being monsters, you may wear shoes. Once you are there, you will need to purchase a geranium, and stick it, stalk end first, into your bottom. This may be assisted by the use of supporting canes, depending upon your rectal ability. This HAS to stay in place during your walk back home, if it doesn`t, you will have failed, meaning you will have to do this all over again, but using red jelly so everyone knows what a limp-dick failure you were the first time around. This is always best avoided.....you will never quite lose the stigma if this happens.
Once you are home, you will need to take of photo of yourself in this condition, and place it in the Photo ads section. You may have noticed the various complaints about `in your face` cock shots? Well this is why. We need to see green jelly covered men with geraniums up thier rectal passages, NOT cock shots. It`s a simple effort on your part to prove to the members here that you are willing to put the effort in, and are not simply here for a quick fuck. Please try to remember that.
Now that the mechanics are out the way, please let me take this opportunity to welcome you to the site.
I hope you have fun here, and I look forward to seeing your ad soon :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
The first thing you have to do, to fit in on here, is to pass the inititation test. If you had looked hard enough, I`m sure you would have come across this somewhere on the site, but as a newbie, I`m sure you couldn`t be arsed, so we shall overlook this for now.
First, you will need to take off all of your clothes, and cover yourself with green jelly. Cut a piece of hardboard out (2ftx2ft) paint `Kick the newbie spanner` onto it, and wear it around your neck. Next, take a walk down to your local garden center....NO! Don`t put a coat on you imbecile, that`s cheating
, however, on account of us not being monsters, you may wear shoes. Once you are there, you will need to purchase a geranium, and stick it, stalk end first, into your bottom. This may be assisted by the use of supporting canes, depending upon your rectal ability. This HAS to stay in place during your walk back home, if it doesn`t, you will have failed, meaning you will have to do this all over again, but using red jelly so everyone knows what a limp-dick failure you were the first time around. This is always best avoided.....you will never quite lose the stigma if this happens.Once you are home, you will need to take of photo of yourself in this condition, and place it in the Photo ads section. You may have noticed the various complaints about `in your face` cock shots? Well this is why. We need to see green jelly covered men with geraniums up thier rectal passages, NOT cock shots. It`s a simple effort on your part to prove to the members here that you are willing to put the effort in, and are not simply here for a quick fuck. Please try to remember that.
Now that the mechanics are out the way, please let me take this opportunity to welcome you to the site.
I hope you have fun here, and I look forward to seeing your ad soon :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
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Sex God
Venus,
you are wicked
you are wicked
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you are abit harsh on new comeres in here arnt you ,
after all we are all on this site for a reason arnt we,
im just new to the scene , you all was once wasnt u.
bob
OMG! You don`t think that someone actually took that completely over the top post seriously do you?! :shock:
And Warwick, no pot, (stalk end first), you will need to progress straight to the red jelly however! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Sex God
Leave the poor boy alone, he justs wants a quick shag 
, take a seat & have a chat to get to know folks. Perhaps sign up for a Munch or two & meet people face to face, & then maybe you'll get some action. Have fun. 
hey bluexxx
im not after a quick shag(unless she wears stocking then it will be) i want to get to no people in this scene and get into it myself , i dont want a fuck right now(although it would be nice) i want to meet people and get myself a swinging partner to go places with as i would not like to go anywhere as a single it dont seem right.
booby d
im not after a quick shag(unless she wears stocking then it will be) i want to get to no people in this scene and get into it myself , i dont want a fuck right now(although it would be nice) i want to meet people and get myself a swinging partner to go places with as i would not like to go anywhere as a single it dont seem right.
booby d
Sex God
Quote by bob_dasler
hey bluexxx
im not after a quick shag(unless she wears stocking then it will be) i want to get to no people in this scene and get into it myself , i dont want a fuck right now(although it would be nice) i want to meet people and get myself a swinging partner to go places with as i would not like to go anywhere as a single it dont seem right.
booby d
Hey booby
Chill out then
