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Anyone require a single male 2nite in Kent/London
Quote by youngcouplelondon
Hello All, I am a ingle male 5'11 slim attractive and up for watching tonight in the areas above..not pushy very discreet..if anyone is out and about and are looking to be watched please get back to me....xx
This is what gets single males a bad name.
On October 24th 2005
You wrote......
Quote by youngcouplelondon
Hello we are Dave 21 and Nicola 20 from south east london. we are looking to meet young couples tonite in south east london/kent timewasters like watching also may swap depending on SINGLE MALES please
On your profile.....one of you is 22 and the other is 24
Then on November 13th 2005
You wrote.......
Quote by youngcouplelondon
Hello all
We are going to be out tonight around dont mind being males welcome to how horny nicola get you MAY be invited to join are both 23 and have some dogging PM us and we will let you know the Venue where we are going
Bit of an age jump in 3 weeks eh?
Then on December 3rd 2005
You wrote.....
Quote by youngcouplelondon
Hello we are both 24 from new are looking for a straight couple to have fun anyone is intrested please im us. NO SINGLE MALES NO SINGLE MALES NO SINGLE THE MESSAGE
OK I'll give you this one.....you COULD have both had a birthday in the 3 weeks between these messages
On December 19th 2005
You wrote.......
Quote by youngcouplelondon
Hello if any couples are going out dogging tonight in south london/kent areas please drop us a PM.
So you're still a couple??
On December 26th 2005
You wrote.....
Quote by youngcouplelondon
I can do tonight if thats any good for you?
OMG!!....you broke up over Xmas?
On January 7th 2006
You wrote....
Quote by youngcouplelondon
If any couples. We repeat COUPLES are out tonight in south east london/kent please get in touch we are a straight couple both 22. and we are seeking some fun tonight.
Glad to see you made up, but you're supposed to get older as time goes by, not younger
On March 7th 2006
You wrote....
Quote by youngcouplelondon
Any couples out tonight and intrested in having a single male come along to watch...?
Oh dear..........looks like you broke up again.
Or is it the case that you joined the site as a couple hoping to get more response than a single bloke would.?
What do you think people would say if they had let you meet them only for you to come up with some excuse about your "partner" suddenly taking ill 5 minutes before you set off to join them, or being called away to a work meeting on the way over.
People on here aren't thick you know and most will check that you are who you say you are before they set off to meet you. And that includes both the ladies wanting a phone conversation to verify that you are who you say you are.
Now please stop getting single males a bad name by pretending to be something you're not.
Quote by jesster
They say that age is just a number!
In this case it is several
Hmmmm now how old shall i be for my next post? Dont think ive been 45 yet :lol:
Dammit!! i was 45 a few years ago :lol:
Too be a good liar you need to have a good memory. Now where did i put my car keys :lol:
And my memory is shot to bits now I'm getting old (see below) :twisted:
Seriously though, I sometimes feel 18 again, but I'd never put on a thread that I actually am 18, specially seeing as I look 60 :twisted:
Quote by Alexandra
Marcuso - you are such an old cynic!
OI ya bugger. Less of the OLD
:twisted: I'm actually a bit cynical about you sweetheart. Think you'll have to come over and show me that you're real :lol:
Quote by shaggabledoc
this guy should be ashamed. Research well done marcus !!!
He's probably a nice guy overall doc, just didn't realise what this community is about. Maybe he thinks it's just a "quick shag" type of place (and for some it is. and I'm not casting aspersions on that) Honesty is the keyword though and not being honest has possibly lost him the chance to have a lot more fun than he could possibly be having right now.
It didn't take much research really, just click on his profile and then onto "read all posts"
Marcuso
Sex God
another one scared away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by youngcouplelondon
Hello All, I am a ingle male 5'11 slim attractive and up for watching tonight in the areas above..not pushy very discreet..if anyone is out and about and are looking to be watched please get back to me....xx
youngcouplelondon... this is your earth name right? :borg:
Im ok with that!
I've never done it with aliens before :shock: but this extraterrestrial experience is just to much to pass by! :) :borg:
I am a big fan of all things Sci-Fi & want you to know I wont mind you taking pictures or holograms if you don't mind sharing your morphing technology
I don't intend to compete with your sexual prowess as I do understand some of you guys have more than one willie :shock:
I'm not a pushy guy at all... I hope you have read my posts so as to get an idea of what I'm like :shock:
Like I said I'm not pushy but I'm ready to transport to your space vessel :laughabove: so we can share a synth-ale & if you can accommodate we get shag right away - I know you & Mrs. :borg: is gonna want me big time
:twisted: I understand this is a late reply & you may have morphed into another being by now,
I will pm you again tomorrow, by then you may have re-taken your human form & would like to indulge in some Black on Blonde fun :doh: sorry I meant Black on Alien fun!
I have been to one munch so far im Blackfriars on the 4th of March 2006 20:00:00 GMT. Earth time
& there was a certain 'blue' alien who was there, I'm sure he can vouch for me, < pssst... I dont think he is really an alien but once you've seen one you've seen the all right :giggle: >
PS.. :fuckinghell:
The rest of the feeble earthlings on Swinging Heaven will never understand you both the way I do! 
:hump: :twisted: 