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0 likes 22 Feb 2006

Quote by davej
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

Polo ............. As you know I am not a fella .............. and I live bluddy miles away ..... but can I hold your coat ?? ......... and watch ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
just curious really, I can understand the coat, but why would you need to hold Polo's watch dunno

dunno

Because she might scratch it :giggle: ........... dont you know anything
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Forum Virgin

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Hi Polo Lady.
I meet your crtiteria - 6'2", tall, slim, blue eyes, fair hair and in good nick for my advancing years. lol

lol

The good news is that while my profile reveals that I currently live away from the home of the (not-so) mighty Foxes, I am there often. I am usually in Wigston Magna, Thurmaston or visiting the family scattered around the Fosse Park area.
If this appeals, give me a shout.
Best -
Daniel

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Hi PoloLady
Where do I start..
Well I am 6'1 Well built, I have been told by a few women i have a great ass.. Think you can see for yourself as that is my ass.
<<<<<<<< lol

lol

I am a Single but i do not have much time to myself as i have a very busy schedule (Things can be worked on though) If you want to know more please ask. I am not ashamed of telling you but i am not going to publish it here. rotflmao

rotflmao

I live within striking distance of you so travelling at short notice is not a problem. I also ride a motorcycle so as you know i Can be there in a flash.
hopefully I dont smell of Cabbage although I cannot say for myself :lol:
hope to speak to you soon Hun, take care
MadManc

Midlandsman1970

Orgasminator

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Well i fall at every hurdle, im short fat and hairy, married, live a 1000 miles from leicester and im not bi
can you work out what is true ?? wink

wink

Sexpert

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

I'm too sexy for this thread, too sexy for this thread , too sexy for this thread.
rolleyes

rolleyes

Warming the Bed

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

well i am very attractive naughty wigan couple said so when i showed them my face picture for the Yorkshire munch.
And i can hold coats blonde

wild_rose_and_the_stag

Sex God

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

is staggy sexy?
hell yeah rolleyes

rolleyes

staggy
xx

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by stuartrossy1
I'm sexy ........ I hope!! lol
love ya hun xx

Yes you are - buy I've had you! lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by mr_york
well i am very attractive naughty wigan couple said so when i showed them my face picture for the Yorkshire munch.
And i can hold coats blonde

You forgot to mention 95 miles away!!!!!! FFS rolleyes

rolleyes

Forum Virgin

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Hello Polo,
I know what you're thinking and the answer's yes!!!!
when and where sweetheart?

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by liksuk
Hello Polo,
I know what you're thinking and the answer's yes!!!!
when and where sweetheart?

lol

I am actually thinking - I wonder how long your avatar will last :lol:

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Hello Polo,
I know what you're thinking and the answer's yes!!!!
when and where sweetheart?

lol

I am actually thinking - I wonder how long your avatar will last :lol:
Not bloody long i'll bet :shock: :lol: I wonder why no one else has thought of using a cock shot rolleyes

rolleyes

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

A trim wouldn't go amiss either wink

wink

lol

:lol: :lol:

Forum Virgin

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Don't you just hate it when all the romance disappears?
Very sorry indeed!

Naughty_Wigan_Couple

Sex God

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
well i am very attractive naughty wigan couple said so when i showed them my face picture for the Yorkshire munch.
And i can hold coats blonde

You forgot to mention 95 miles away!!!!!! FFS rolleyes

rolleyes

Erm, can I just add, I said nothng of the sort! You asked if I liked your photo and I said it was nice, I never said you were or werent attractive confused

confused

Sex God

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
well i am very attractive naughty wigan couple said so when i showed them my face picture for the Yorkshire munch.
And i can hold coats blonde

You forgot to mention 95 miles away!!!!!! FFS rolleyes

rolleyes

Erm, can I just add, I said nothng of the sort! You asked if I liked your photo and I said it was nice, I never said you were or werent attractive confused

confused

NWC can i just Hi-jack this thread and say i think your very sexy kiss

kiss

Hi-jack over
PS do you think i could be possible to get some sort of hi-jack smiley for when we hi-jack a thread
PSS only ten more post till i reach two hundread

Sex God

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
well i am very attractive naughty wigan couple said so when i showed them my face picture for the Yorkshire munch.
And i can hold coats blonde

You forgot to mention 95 miles away!!!!!! FFS rolleyes

rolleyes

Erm, can I just add, I said nothng of the sort! You asked if I liked your photo and I said it was nice, I never said you were or werent attractive confused

confused

NWC can i just Hi-jack this thread and say i think your very sexy kiss

kiss

Hi-jack over
PS do you think i could be possible to get some sort of hi-jack smiley for when we hi-jack a thread

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

would you like to sit on my face?

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
well i am very attractive naughty wigan couple said so when i showed them my face picture for the Yorkshire munch.
And i can hold coats blonde

You forgot to mention 95 miles away!!!!!! FFS rolleyes

rolleyes

Erm, can I just add, I said nothng of the sort! You asked if I liked your photo and I said it was nice, I never said you were or werent attractive confused

confused

Ahh but do you think i'm atractive biggrin

biggrin

or is it just the shed you like redface

redface

sorry PoloLady my ego just can't help it's self :?

Naughty_Wigan_Couple

Sex God

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
well i am very attractive naughty wigan couple said so when i showed them my face picture for the Yorkshire munch.
And i can hold coats blonde

You forgot to mention 95 miles away!!!!!! FFS rolleyes

rolleyes

Erm, can I just add, I said nothng of the sort! You asked if I liked your photo and I said it was nice, I never said you were or werent attractive confused

confused

Ahh but do you think i'm atractive biggrin

biggrin

or is it just the shed you like redface

redface

sorry PoloLady my ego just can't help it's self :?
That gorgeous, sexy, sophisticated .........
....... shed does it for me everytime lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

0 likes 23 Feb 2006

Yep thought as much sad

sad

flipa

:flipa:

Sexlightened

0 likes 24 Feb 2006

well i guess i should throw my hat into the ring again!!
I think I tick all you boxes plus a few more.... wink

wink

So whats the bi thing about.....you never asked me if I was confused

confused

So hoping that I get a reply from you
x

0 likes 24 Feb 2006

Quote by lukewarm
well i guess i should throw my hat into the ring again!!
I think I tick all you boxes plus a few more....
So whats the bi thing about.....you never asked me if I was
So hoping that I get a reply from you
x

You're damn near perfect :wink:

Robin__Prince__of__Thieves

Master of Sex

0 likes 24 Feb 2006

Quote by DeeCee
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

would you like to sit on my face?
Priceless - well done :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

0 likes 24 Feb 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

would you like to sit on my face?
Priceless - well done :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
ta matey.....
i note that pololady hasnt thought its a worthy offer............ i must live too far away......

0 likes 24 Feb 2006

Quote by DeeCee
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

would you like to sit on my face?
Priceless - well done :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
ta matey.....
i note that pololady hasnt thought its a worthy offer............ i must live too far away......
just realised that i didn't add a "please" at the end..... thats obviously the reason my inbox isnt flashing............
pololady's checked me out and is dyin to PM me.....

0 likes 24 Feb 2006

Quote by DeeCee
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

would you like to sit on my face?
Priceless - well done :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
ta matey.....
i note that pololady hasnt thought its a worthy offer............ i must live too far away......
no - it was the too stupid actually! wink

wink

0 likes 24 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

would you like to sit on my face?
Priceless - well done :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
ta matey.....
i note that pololady hasnt thought its a worthy offer............ i must live too far away......
no - it was the too stupid actually! wink

wink

youre not sayin that your post was a serious one are u???

0 likes 24 Feb 2006

Quote by DeeCee
youre not sayin that your post was a serious one are u???

Ask lukewarm wink

wink

but at least I now KNOW how you reply to serious posts

0 likes 24 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady

youre not sayin that your post was a serious one are u???

Ask lukewarm wink

wink

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
im not too stupid to get the gist of what you seem to be implying.............
however seeing that this is a serious thread............. i'll refrain ...............
oh shit, i seem too posh now.................