Due to unforseen circumstances I can not go on holiday this year I would therefore like to attempt to visit or be visited within the northwest by as many nationalities as possible hopefully they will not all be English. I would also like to report my wonderful journey.
maybe it's a mystery holiday. Anyway didn't your mium ever tell you if you haven't got anything nice to say don't say anything. lol right just nipping to profile ta
Quote by redzebra PLease wait for my nex vain attempt toi add humour to the site and passion through desperation to my bedroom
I've just read your "all new singing and tap dancing" profile. redzebra - Me and HLB are pissing ourselves laughing. Absolutely marvellous ! ! ! ! ! Good luck matey :thumbup:
Cherrs to all on your wonderful input my testicles have now been deemed a health hazard due to lack of use, surely there must be someone with a strong heart and weak eyesight to help in my hour of need (pitiful crying accompnies typing) they could blow at any second. Police have secured the area so no bystanders get injured!!!! I wank you for your interest. Mor hay and no hey ho for the zebra :lol: :lol:
Good to see you keeping up the british end (they don't like it up them, oh no sir) hope the lad is always at attention and on this occasion doesn't pass out (pun fucking tastic what) Cheers for the imput, getting a little horse (if she 's game) at ease soldier Zeb
Quote by redzebra Good to see you keeping up the british end (they don't like it up them, oh no sir) hope the lad is always at attention and on this occasion doesn't pass out (pun fucking tastic what) Cheers for the imput, getting a little horse (if she 's game) at ease soldier Zeb
A pint of what's he's on please ;) Good luck mate :thumbup:
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