is it just my imagination or am i the only guy on this site not claiming to have at least 9"
im starting to get a bit of a complex about all this
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at least 9"
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Don't worry, they only measure 9 inches when they measure from their assholes..... they can't help it, they're so used to talking out of then that the tape measure always slips in there :shock:
Quote by jah_2uk
is it just my imagination or am i the only guy on this site not claiming to have at least 9"
im starting to get a bit of a complex about all this
Its only since we've been hosting parties that I have realised that not every bloke in the world has a cock the same size as Rocco...!!!
I used to think I was small - however I now know that I am (dare I say it) normal / average etc etc
Whilst some guys out there really do have big cocks (this info has also come from hosting parties!!) I am quite sure that alot of those who profess to having 9/10/12 inches etc might be stretching the truth just a little.
For some reason this society seems to deem huge cocks vital (I think this has its route's in Paganism - where it was a symbol of virility - which was all important in order for society to continue to exist).
There are also alot of singles guys out there who probably believe that they need competitive advantage in order to stand a chance of meeting up with ppl for swinging purposes - so its only to be expected that they may embelish the truth slightly in order to sell themselves.
However, I'm quite sure this is a 'Cafe' topic.
Dx
Quote by bluexxx
Don't worry, they only measure 9 inches when they measure from their assholes..... they can't help it, they're so used to talking out of then that the tape measure always slips in there :shock:
thanks blue i feel better already at least there is one more normal guy in here
Sex God
i have 12" of love....... :D :D
but heck enough about my barry white albums.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i know exactly how you feel..... i thought size didn't matter, but how you used it... lol
or is that propoganda put out by small guys and women to make their better half's feel better???? :D :D :D
sean xxxxx
:D :D but heck enough about my barry white albums.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i know exactly how you feel..... i thought size didn't matter, but how you used it... lol
or is that propoganda put out by small guys and women to make their better half's feel better???? :D :D :D
sean xxxxx
Sex God
Quote by DreamerHelen
Don't woory hun, not all women want huge big cocks....some of us like those that are more average and on the smaller side.....
Well said, just because some of them have big cocks doesn't mean they know how to use them.
Normal sized for me please any day
Speaking as an ordinary bloke (size, shape, age and income )..........
The Host here has had the pleasure of organising parties and from time to time special evenings for ladies of a greedy nature and at the latter only one truly memorably large dick showed up - attached to a gentleman of some sixty-six years of age. The moment it appeared it was so impressive that it got a round of applause from the rest of the chaps.
All this bullshit about size and stuff is a bit misleading - it's not the only thing and effort and commitment seem to go a long way round here - mind you, you'd need to check with m'lady to be sure.
terry
the kent host
The Host here has had the pleasure of organising parties and from time to time special evenings for ladies of a greedy nature and at the latter only one truly memorably large dick showed up - attached to a gentleman of some sixty-six years of age. The moment it appeared it was so impressive that it got a round of applause from the rest of the chaps.
All this bullshit about size and stuff is a bit misleading - it's not the only thing and effort and commitment seem to go a long way round here - mind you, you'd need to check with m'lady to be sure.
terry
the kent host
Sex God
And I thought that this thread might be about the record August rainfall that some parts of the country have had. 
Mike.
Mike.
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And I thought that this thread might be about the record August rainfall that some parts of the country have had.
Mike.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Well my manhood is 26 inches
from the ground - and with an inside leg mesurment of 32" I suppose im just average !!
Quote by outdoorfun
All this bullshit about size and stuff is a bit misleading - it's not the only thing and effort and commitment seem to go a long way round here - mind you, you'd need to check with m'lady to be sure.
terry
the kent host
I hereby testify to the fact that Hosty is one excellent lay and frequently leaves me walking with a limp AND a silly grin for days! :twisted:
