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Attention all women in / visiting London, read this please!

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Hi
6' tall, professional guy, slim, fit and 45 years old. In the central London area and very horny. Basically don't get enough or variety at home and love to work hard and play hard.
Hoping to find a woman in the same situation (maybe a business woman stopping over and a little lonely!) who would like to meet for a drink an whatever takes our fancy! We obviously need to click so lets meet and see, nothing ventured.........This week, 8th May and next week are you around and at a loose end?
Am genuine, discreet, honest and reliable. The object is good, clean fun between two similarly minded and driven people.
I am experienced, know all the buttons to push, have great stamina and am very imaginative. Have tried most things but do not believe in stopping there, if two people think they might enjoy something then they should go for it at least once.
An expert giving oral, I could spend hours down there preparing a pussy for the f**king it will get afterwards and like nothing more than the feel of a woman cuming on my tongue and face. Like using objects be they fruit, vibes, bottles whatever is available and horny. Also like play acting and mild bondage.
Also like to talk dirty during sex and love to hear a woman cuming, the noisier the better!
So contact me if this excites / gets your imagination going / strikes a chord?
PM me and I will give you my mobile number so we can talk
So...........how do I tempt you into contacting me?...............fine wine, an evening full of laughs, teasing and flirting............or just a damn horny time together, your choice but I would go for the slow build up and multiple climatic ending!
Quote by davidfranklin
So...........how do I tempt you into contacting me?...............fine wine, an evening full of laughs, teasing and flirting............or just a damn horny time together, your choice but I would go for the slow build up and multiple climatic ending!

It's just statistics I think - you've obviously put time into your profile and ad. but you're still one of 3 zillion guys on here looking for the same thing... a face pic might help, although based on your 'circumstances' (which also won't help your batting average on here to be honest) you probably won't be inclined to post one.
Agree about the 3 zillion guys looking but some of us have to get lucky!
Take your point about the face pic but difficult that one.......do have a body pic in the profile though - re the circumstances bit, my hope is for a woman in the same situation hence an understanding for discretion!
I will keep trying
You know what - given the thought and effort that went into writing the post and if it's anything to go by, I'd meet ya. If the one-liner brigade get more response than this one does there's something wrong with people !! (and besides which, I like a challenge :
I am experienced, know all the buttons to push, have great stamina and am very imaginative. Have tried most things but do not believe in stopping there
.... :twisted: )
But
I'm not in London :doh: ffs rolleyes Bollox evil
Thanks for the kind words, just a pity about location............how do I tempt you south / tempt similar ladies who appreciate the effort and seeking mutually rewarding fun in London?
xx
Quote by Darkfire
You know what - given the thought and effort that went into writing the post and if it's anything to go by, I'd meet ya. If the one-liner brigade get more response than this one does there's something wrong with people !! (and besides which, I like a challenge : I am experienced, know all the buttons to push, have great stamina and am very imaginative. Have tried most things but do not believe in stopping there
.... :twisted: )
But
I'm not in London :doh: ffs rolleyes Bollox evil
What Dark said :thumbup:
Cracking intro there Davidfranklin - I've got me fingers crossed for ya! :happy:
Thanks for your words - keep them crossed for me..........simply can't understand what more I can do to ellict a reply........there simply must be a number of women out there in London who would love a night / evening with someone like me (but with discretion, genuineness, honesty and safety!).
So all you Ladies surfing the net in your search for some company, drop me a pm please!
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........there simply must be a number of women out there in London who would love a night / evening with someone like me ...

Careful David you're starting to sound a little arrogant now, dont get too cocky in your new found thumb up from the ladies, we can take it away again just as quick as we dish it out wink
I'd still meet ya though, like I say, i enjoy a challenge :twisted:
certainly not arrogant and don't want to lose my newly found status, simply amazed it is such hard work to find a match in a City of 10m people!!
You can take up the challenge any time by the way !!
Quote by davidfranklin
certainly not arrogant and don't want to lose my newly found status, simply amazed it is such hard work to find a match in a City of 10m people!!
You can take up the challenge any time by the way !!

i might just do that
and yes, I'm kinda amazed too, do you have two heads? lol
Only the one head and remarkedly normal hence the amazement!
Maybe two heads would help but enough of the inuendo.........
certainly not arrogant and don't want to lose my newly found status, simply amazed it is such hard work to find a match in a City of 10m people!!
This is true wave
Perhaps one might try another stint at kings cross station again :scared:
Quote by davidfranklin
Only the one head and remarkedly normal hence the amazement!
Maybe two heads would help but enough of the inuendo.........

lol
David - I think you should get yourself into the Cafe and have gab :thumbup:
Based on this thread, I'm sure you'd go down a storm and once people become more accepting of your two heads I'm sure your batting average would increase significantly.... wink Just a hunch but they are usually right.... :P
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David - I think you should get yourself into the Cafe and have gab :thumbup:

piss off Bloke smackbottom , I wanted this one to myself :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Darkfire
David - I think you should get yourself into the Cafe and have gab :thumbup:

piss off Bloke smackbottom , I wanted this one to myself :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Share - one head each? wink
:thumbup: Deal
i know which head you're after :grin: but that's fine honey cos the other one sounds just as promising :twisted:
You are right that they are equally promising and forfilling (hopefully)
Thanks for the tip re the chat forum but my problem is that I am at wrok in the City and simply cant leave to pc open on chat - have to dip in and check messages - we've all been there I am sure you will agree.
Quote by davidfranklin
You are right that they are equally promising and forfilling (hopefully)
Thanks for the tip re the chat forum but my problem is that I am at wrok in the City and simply cant leave to pc open on chat - have to dip in and check messages - we've all been there I am sure you will agree.

Noooo - not open chat - that's full of men wanking lol The CAFE forum... it's like this except it's about anything other than meeting up and dogging :P
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewforum/1.html
Click the link above :P
Thanks for the help, will look there and give it a try
Still hopeful of finding that elusive woman in ( or visiting) London - just damn difficult tracking her down and tempting a pm!!
im not intending to be provocative or agrumentative today..........so i have deleted my reply to u..........
i wish you luck................
sorry but i was gonna lambast you... but its not my place to...............
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sorry but i was gonna lambast you... but its not my place to...............

What for???! You said you'd deleted your post so as not to become provocative, but then go on to say that. That's provocative enough! rolleyes
It's the 'm' word that does it for me. Just my own view.
H.x
Quote by DeeCee
sorry but i was gonna lambast you...........

Is that like 'spit roast' or 'roasting'? dunno If so - can I join in please Dee Cee? lol
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sorry but i was gonna lambast you...........

Is that like 'spit roast' or 'roasting'? dunno If so - can I join in please Dee Cee? lol
no...
no
no
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sorry but i was gonna lambast you... but its not my place to...............

What for???! You said you'd deleted your post so as not to become provocative, but then go on to say that. That's provocative enough! rolleyes
yeah... clearly im fighting it............
mad
Quote by Darkfire
rotflmao :rotflmao:

What? dunno lol
He is quite lovely and after being introduced to SH CHAT a couple of week's back I've now realised that any man that has 'straight' in his profile is lying - the 'men that like cock' room was full of them last night... all frothing at the gash for a bit of willy :rascal: