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lol I would love to meet up with either a female or couple for some adult fun. I have proved beyond a doubt that this celibacy lark is not for me.
I am clean, discreet. I am willing to travel and I will abide by any conditions set and can guarantee fun all round. No questions will be asked and no strings attached.
I am pretty much up for anything and would love to swap experiences. I will try anything once !!
Agesize is not an issue as I have had good times with all ages and sizes. I love pleasing women and would love the chance to demonstrate my gifts.
If you are a female looking for that bit more to spice up your life,ps no jokes now
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Here – have these , . , . , . ! !
It might make the difference wink
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Stuatleastmakesomeefforttomakeyourpostreadable!!!!
:shock: :shock: confused :?
Casanova
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lol hi all you sexy people.
my name is stu,how are you all,good i having a problem meeting doggers,swingers in my a young 23 year old(15 really),and i dont know any doggers, if your interested please pm me or email me i think(mum and dad are going out tonight).ive heard there is a good dogging location in sandy,he he.i have a very good nature and i am straight,im not into pain or wee wee,sorry.i will try everything else though,i am not at all pushy,and will do whatever you please contact me
and give me a chance,if i say i will be there i will(as long as dad gives me a lift)thanks for your wink
hope this is of some help stu :wink:
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Hang on a minute ....did you say your dad would give you a lift to a doggers site?
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Dave - try and keep up!! :shock:
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Hang on a minute ....did you say your dad would give you a lift to a doggers site?
well dave thats nice grow up
Forum Virgin
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lol hi all you sexy people.
my name is stu,how are you all,good i having a problem meeting doggers,swingers in my a young 23 year old(15 really),and i dont know any doggers, if your interested please pm me or email me i think(mum and dad are going out tonight).ive heard there is a good dogging location in sandy,he he.i have a very good nature and i am straight,im not into pain or wee wee,sorry.i will try everything else though,i am not at all pushy,and will do whatever you please contact me
and give me a chance,if i say i will be there i will(as long as dad gives me a lift)thanks for your wink
hope this is of some help stu :wink:
so whos the one being a fu++ing child grow up there was no need for that
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Stu - I offered them, you ignored my genorosity - this is the last time.....
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Casanova
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hey stu,were having a laugh.
but with a post like that what did you expect us to think wink
sorry to have upset you
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lol hi all you sexy ppl my name is stu how are you all good i hope well im having a problem meeting doggers swingers in this area as im youn 23year old and i dont know any other swingers doggers so if your intrested im me or post a msg i think u can e mail me i herd of a sandy area i think you all might now he he i have a good nature and am st8 not into pain or wee sorry but up for every thing els im not pushy so will do what u want if thats how u want it so please get back to me and give me a chance you wont be sorry i promise if i say ill be there i will thanks stu xxx wink

Stu if you cant hack the hecklers you best leave the stage you little comedian you. :wink:
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Stu if you send me five words in a PM , unpunctuated, unsolicited, and quite frankly, uninviting, I still wont be interested in meeting you, even though you have edited your post.
But thanks for the interest. wink
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Quote by wewantu2
hey stu,were having a laugh.
but with a post like that what did you expect us to think wink
sorry to have upset you

How could you have upset him all you did was put the punctuation marks in for him! dunno
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Stu if you send me five words in a PM , unpunctuated, unsolicited, and quite frankly, uninviting, I still wont be interested in meeting you, even though you have edited your post.
But thanks for the interest. wink

very diplomatic !! :wink:
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Quote by da69ve
Stu if you send me five words in a PM , unpunctuated, unsolicited, and quite frankly, uninviting, I still wont be interested in meeting you, even though you have edited your post.
But thanks for the interest. wink

very diplomatic !! :wink:
Sorry sorry sorry. redface
But he knows what he sent me.....
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Quote by SunBunny
Stu if you send me five words in a PM , unpunctuated, unsolicited, and quite frankly, uninviting, I still wont be interested in meeting you, even though you have edited your post.
But thanks for the interest. wink

very diplomatic !! :wink:
Sorry sorry sorry. redface
But he knows what he sent me.....
Do you want a shag?? ....... By any chance?
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hi do u want to meet 23 male beds/herts
I mean - excuse me while I overflow with excitement and run out the door with no knickers on . . . . . Stu - please hun its nothing personal I just need a bit more incentive than that to even reply to a PM let alone meet you.
Your post looks much better now btw xx
Sexlightened
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Stu these links may, or may not, be of help to you:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
They've been written by other members of this site and are intended to help blokes get something out of this site.
The guys and gals were trying to help you as your first post was totally unreadable to anybody. The best bet is to pull up a comfy chair have a drinkies or three and take a look around the site, perhaps popping into the Cafe may also improve your chances of getting known here, it might be worth remembering that blokes looking for meets and fun are in plentiful supply on this site and so a point of difference and/or being known to others is a big benefit. It will also help to have a sense of humour and can laugh at yourself as well as laughing at others here.
Anyway your choice but have fun doing it :thumbup:
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Quote by SunBunny
Stu if you send me five words in a PM , unpunctuated, unsolicited, and quite frankly, uninviting, I still wont be interested in meeting you, even though you have edited your post.
But thanks for the interest. wink

very diplomatic !! :wink:
Sorry sorry sorry. redface
But he knows what he sent me.....
I'm not having a dig at you,you handled it very well ,you really could have laid into him if you wanted too!
Casanova
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hey stu
i apologised,whos being the fucking child now,we could of replied to your offensive email,but thought no,we will reply on here,get a life mad
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Quote by wewantu2
hey stu
i apologised,whos being the fucking child now,we could of replied to your offensive email,but thought no,we will reply on here,get a life mad

Hi guys
Have you still got the offensive e-mail he sent you, because if he's broken the rules maybe the Mods can do something about it!
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Quote by da69ve
hey stu
i apologised,whos being the fucking child now,we could of replied to your offensive email,but thought no,we will reply on here,get a life mad

Hi guys
Have you still got the offensive e-mail he sent you, because if he's broken the rules maybe the Mods can do something about it!
Or nosey gits like me could at least have a look, eh wink
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Bloody hell Sunbunny your avatar is so distracting! wink
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Quote by da69ve
Bloody hell Sunbunny your avatar is so distracting! wink

It's the colour of the Nail Varnish, isn't it - lovley shade of pink - well thats what keeps me looking at it!! lol
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Quote by AndyS-NE
Bloody hell Sunbunny your avatar is so distracting! wink

It's the colour of the Nail Varnish, isn't it - lovley shade of pink - well thats what keeps me looking at it!! lol
Blimey your right it is pink! the nail varnish that is!
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Down you two! You'll wear out my picture. Not telling you what colour my lip gloss is... wink
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:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Master of Sex
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Maybe I've led a sheltered life - but I still haven't been able to work out exactly what SunBunny's new avatar is .............................. and I've cricked my neck trying!
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Maybe I've led a sheltered life - but I still haven't been able to work out exactly what SunBunny's new avatar is .............................. and I've cricked my neck trying!

Okay if I may be crass and give you a very easy clue....think tit wank.... wink
Master of Sex
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Mmmmmmmmmmm .................... tit wank. smile
............... but where have the baubles gone?