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Hi
:welcome:
Thanks for viewing my post. Please read my profile carefully before replying so that there's no misunderstanding :doh:
I'll be available next Monday 20th if you're interested in me wink
Please bear with me if I don't respond immediately, but I will answer all genuine people.
Thanks
Byeeeeeeeee xxxx
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eagerslut9@yahoocom
IM as Eagerslut9
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lol oh he is going to be a busy slut on friday wink
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Hi TS.
How are you, you have been quiet lately.
JudyTV

I am quite sure i can make his day!!
The reason for being so quite is all down to work.
TS
Ooooooooooooooooooh!! dunno
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Hey! I know that when I asked Blue if I could come to her birthday party and said I'd make the tea, she indicated that she was sure something better could be found for me to do, but, er, this is also a church social do, isn't it? I mean, we are going to have hot scones with lashings of clotted cream and strawberry jam, aren't we? :happy:
Will someone protect me from Twisted Sister, pleeeeeeeeeeease (She IS a nun isn't she?) :wary:
Thinking about it, do you think it'd be ok if I come dressed as a clove of garlic? :undecided:
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Who started this anyway?? sillyhwoar:
Byeeeeeee xxxxxxx
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Need to start getting warmed up for Friday. Anyone in my area up to play on Monday?? redface surprisedops:
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Ummm
Judy Hun :thrilled:
But Hey! I'm getting hung up. I mean I'm into steel on flesh as you'll know but Hey! I'm a 5-Star slut. Would you've beaten Concorde with a hammer and filled her with any old oil before tweaking her controls and soaring to great heights?
I AM a slut I know,and I LOVE it, but I can best be appreciated when I'm treated with sensitivity. I give my best when I'm treated sensuously. That said ok, I do get very outrageous once I'm warmed up, and you know from our PMs what I really need!!xxxx
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HELP anyone PLEEEEEEEEEEASE! I don't wanna get beaten :swingingchair:
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I really AM going to have to move house, aren't I! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you want scones, you can have scones.............. with cream and jam
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Ummmm!
I have a real problem about what to/not to wear
I mean I feel normal when it's nothing 'cept some scanties but there's gonna be a riot in your street if we all turn up in whatever turns you on. Can you imagine all those hubbies wanting to check it out (the party), and no doubt probably at least 70% wanting to get stuck in :doh:
Maybe the odd wife/partner too? flipa
Not surprised you want/need? to move hunni
PS Does the floor for sleeping on include the back/bonnet of your car? Has anyone else thought of that? Can I reserve it as my space (particularly like the idea of the bonnet) in case I'm not in a fit state to make it back to my hotel (which incidently,for anyone who's interested is ...................................................) lol :lol:
Seriously though Blue, is it ok if I drape myself over your bonnet (get the engine warm first) and kinda extend the party out into the street (I AM very much a street slapper !!)
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flipa
Help! What am I gonna do today (Monday)? dunno
Got nothing lined up at the moment
sad :( :( :(
Anyone got any nice ideas?
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Come up to Scotland, goan, you know you want to lol
We are off on holiday so have plenty time to play with you :lol:
We could have lots of 69position kiss smackbottom passionkiss :lol2: drinkies :smoke: :rude: blast :sleeping: hump and much more!!!!
Gill & Del x
Maybe I could just drive you back from Blues' next weekend and stop over (think we'll need the rest, or will you have that much energy left do you think?
Big hug to you both
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We always have enough energy for fun wink
Nice thought!
sunshine signing out biggrin xxxxx
Hi eager, only just read your post, but i,m in the south east, and free today, monday! name is Andy, 39, slim, 5'10 and would love to come and play, be nice to see you show off your accessories and be my slut for a couple of hours, i know short notice, so perhaps txt me on the numberwhich has been deleted by an irate Mod cos you can't be arsed to read the rules, of if you have read them then you have chosen to ignore them completelyif interested, 3 some would be nice too! if interested in meet another day can mail at
good luck, Andy xxx
Judy hunni, cum and get it or shall we give it you on Friday? lol
Eagerslut, did you not relish the thought of having all the fun we mentioned before??? :lol:
Gill & Del x
Hey! :evil2:
Why don't we just transfer the party (after Blue and Satin chuck us all out) to your place in Dundee :bounce: :bounce:
Anyway Blue and Satin'll probably need somewhere to bolt to as well after we've all finally destroyed their neighbours' idea of cosy Middle England for ever!!
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Maidstone should now read Northampton!!
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Oooooooooops :doh: Done it again and got my posts confused! I f you're not confused then you should be :confused:
At least I know what I'm talking about (I think).
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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