[b]I'm quite new to this & I need a fuck!![/b]

12 Oct 2004

Quote by DrBreast
Any tips would be appreciated as well. :idea:

Probably best to change your avatar before one of the mods sees it. Its against the forum rules to have a cock shot as your av, and if Jags sees it.... well lets just say she won't be impressed ;)
I'd also think about changing the title of your thread, but maybe thats just me dunno

HTH

13 Oct 2004

One of the mods has seen it. mad

DrBreast........I recognise your nickname from the chatroom and although I understand this might be your first foray into the forum you'd be wise to have a look around first and understand the different etiquette. Genital shots are not allowed as avatar pics.......please remove it.
Steve

13 Oct 2004

Any tips?
Ok, rethink the title. We're not so desperate that "I need a fuck" sounds appealing.
Change the avatar. The people who want to see your nether regions can do so, by the sounds of it all they have to do is ask and you will 'whip it out'.
Lastly, but most importantly, try getting to know people. We're not so bad. Some of us are capable of intelligent conversation (which let's face it even if you're a super stud and can 'go like the clappers' all night there is sure to be at least a 5 minute pause that needs to be filled with some kind of dialogue).
I'm afraid the days of 'get your coat, you've pulled' are gone my friend. Learn the lesson. Take your time and join the human race, instead of the race to drop your trousers.
jules
lol

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by juliett49
Any tips?
I'm afraid the days of 'get your coat, you've pulled' are gone my friend. Learn the lesson. Take your time and join the human race, instead of the race to drop your trousers.
jules
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Brilliant :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: priceless
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Jackie and Ben
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