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Bored and lonley Southampton guy.....Any suggestions
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Eastenders?? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by MalAww mal, that is so cruel!!! Eastenders is so depressing, you will have the guy cutting his wrists!
Eastenders?? :shock:
Go and have a chat in the chatrooms Mattinder, and whatever you do, dont watch Eastenders
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What about.......................................................................................
Water Voles - A year in the life of a family of water voles in Derbyshire
Mal
(We aim to please!!)
Water Voles - A year in the life of a family of water voles in Derbyshire
Mal
(We aim to please!!)
Sex God
You could always just perv at Mal's bum (I do that most nights, but dont tell him)
Hope you find something really interesting to do Mattinder,
Hope you find something really interesting to do Mattinder,
Sex God
How about taking photos of the spinker tower??
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Ok, how about BBC3 - Dog Borstal - all about a sex pest poodle!!!
Mal
Mal
Sex God
If you can get to Surrey, the guy below you is offering a massage (but think he is only looking for females)
Edit - I need to remember to get my eyes tested very soon! The guy is looking to watch and there is absolutely no mention of massages
Edit - I need to remember to get my eyes tested very soon! The guy is looking to watch and there is absolutely no mention of massages
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
You could always just perv at Mal's bum (I do that most nights, but dont tell him)
It's a very grope-able arse too :twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird
You could always just perv at Mal's bum (I do that most nights, but dont tell him)
It's a very grope-able arse too :twisted:
That reminds me of last Saturday night.
I walk over to join two ladies who were having a conversation. As I join them, the one on my left slides her hand over my arse :shock: , a few seconds later the one on my right does the same!! :shock: :shock: I don't believe either was aware that they were both doing the same thing and the conversation carried on as if nothing was happening!!
Still - it beats sat in watching the telly!!
Mal
:wink:
Sex God
you noticed then? 
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Quote by Freckledbird
Immediately - although discretion prevented me from moving from that spot for at least half an hour!
Mal
Sex God
Quote by Mal
Immediately - although discretion prevented me from moving from that spot for at least half an hour!
Mal
Goodness me, of course - no telling what might have happened between the two ladies if you'd moved! :twisted:
I like it....see that the way forward.....youare right....I went to a club inSouthampton the other weekend one minute I was having a drink the next I was in a room with two couples having the timeof my life!! I can assure you too that come dancing, eastenders or count down didn't enter my head once!! x
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Quote by Mattinder77
Who knows what might of happened........don't get me imagining things now it could all get out of hand! x
Keep the tissues handy!!
:wanker: Sex God
Pst, Mrs FB, is he talking about us 
I do remember being in deep conversation with you and having my hand somewhere or other
Actually, when I think about it, BOTH hands were occupied
ops:
(and my lips)
I do remember being in deep conversation with you and having my hand somewhere or other Actually, when I think about it, BOTH hands were occupied
ops: (and my lips)
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Quote by Mattinder77
tell me about it...my heart rate is racing already x
Too many E numbers!!
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Pst, Mrs FB, is he talking about us
Actually, when I think about it, BOTH hands were occupied
(and my lips)
No, that was when you were standing with Mr-FB and I. :twisted:
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Quote by Mattinder77
All sounds good to me.....
No enumbers just eating pizza...althoughI know what I would rather be eating at this time..x
Chips?
