bored house wife in staffs

4 Nov 2005

Hi i am looking for a male that can meet me and see to my needs i am 42 not a modle just average you must be w/e and big cumer you can then drop me off well oiled husbands ok with this i will only play out doors ie car so dont ask to go to any house or flat i will only go to a place i no is safe i can play night or day but depends on the times if you want to oil me up send me a email with picture of your face and cock if no pichers i will just delet it i am !00% gen if all gos well there may be other times for more info email me wink

4 Nov 2005

now theres a woman who knows what she wants

4 Nov 2005

should i bring some castrol gtx lol

4 Nov 2005

Blimey-fem-seeking male-pm sent before the stampede! lol

4 Nov 2005

Quote by cazxx
Hi i am looking for a mail

wheres postie......sorry couldn't resist bolt

4 Nov 2005

Quote by cazxx
picher of your face and cock if no pichers i will just delet it i am !00% gen if all gos well there may be other times for more info email me

My camera doesn't take pichers....pictures, jpg's and mjpegs but not pichers. :wink:
Ok, now that I've been sarcastic, any chance of a shag ???

4 Nov 2005

Quote by ajg426
Blimey-fem-seeking male-pm sent before the stampede!

------well email sent and pics and waiting to see if this is a genuine advert?Only time will tell :lol:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by ajg426
Blimey-fem-seeking male-pm sent before the stampede!

------well email sent and pics and waiting to see if this is a genuine advert?Only time will tell :lol: yes got your email i am 100% :wink:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by ajg426
Blimey-fem-seeking male-pm sent before the stampede!

------well email sent and pics and waiting to see if this is a genuine advert?Only time will tell :lol: yes got your email i am 100% :wink:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by cazxx
Blimey-fem-seeking male-pm sent before the stampede!

------well email sent and pics and waiting to see if this is a genuine advert?Only time will tell :lol: yes got your email i am 100% :wink:
Call me a cynic but the only pics you'd get off me are the same as those on my ad.

4 Nov 2005

Quote by cazxx
Blimey-fem-seeking male-pm sent before the stampede!

------well email sent and pics and waiting to see if this is a genuine advert?Only time will tell :lol: yes got your email i am 100% :wink:Are you interested then?You have my email address etc :wink:

4 Nov 2005

look at you all....
you should feel ashamed taking the piss like this......
i hope your next shits a hedgehog smile

damn the tablets are wearing off again sad

4 Nov 2005

Hi again cazz,can`t help but wonder how soon you wished to meet anyone.I am giving you the benefit of doubt at the moment,although it seems odd you advertise and then receive replies(yes i know some were a piss take)and you seemed to have vanished ?Bit confused here?

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Blimey-fem-seeking male-pm sent before the stampede!

------well email sent and pics and waiting to see if this is a genuine advert?Only time will tell :lol: yes got your email i am 100% :wink:
Call me a cynic but the only pics you'd get off me are the same as those on my ad.
whats up got small cock then and i ant a pro no wounder woman dont play with singal guys when you take the piss small cock

4 Nov 2005

Quote by ajg426
Hi again cazz,can`t help but wonder how soon you wished to meet anyone.I am giving you the benefit of doubt at the moment,although it seems odd you advertise and then receive replies(yes i know some were a piss take)and you seemed to have vanished ?Bit confused here?

i am here lots to look at just not making my mind up at this time i thought the woman pulls the strings not the block some need to read the rules befor coming on here i think if i am going to pick you you will no soon ok xx

4 Nov 2005

Hi cazz you still there then? wink

4 Nov 2005

I can wait,dont let them wind you up,take it nice and easy wink

4 Nov 2005

Quote by ajg426
I can wait,dont let them wind you up,take it nice and easy

no i am not getting wound up just feel sorry for them as thay will never have a look in
no respect on here so what respect will thay show with you ?

4 Nov 2005

Quote by cazxx
no respect on here so what respect will thay show with you ?

Right, now I get it, like the respect you showed one of the other members!

Quote by cazxx
whats up got small cock then and i ant a pro no wounder woman dont play with singal guys when you take the piss small cock

Quote by cazxx
i am here lots to look at just not making my mind up at this time i thought the woman pulls the strings not the block some need to read the rules befor coming on here i think if i am going to pick you you will no soon ok xx

The rules are for men and for women, and I am pretty certain that the long standing, well known members you are referring to above have actually read the rules before they posted. Did you? At least they werent personally insulting to anyone!

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
no respect on here so what respect will thay show with you ?

Right, now I get it, like the respect you showed one of the other members!

Quote by cazxx
whats up got small cock then and i ant a pro no wounder woman dont play with singal guys when you take the piss small cock

Quote by cazxx
i am here lots to look at just not making my mind up at this time i thought the woman pulls the strings not the block some need to read the rules befor coming on here i think if i am going to pick you you will no soon ok xx

The rules are for men and for women, and I am pretty certain that the long standing, well known members you are referring to above have actually read the rules before they posted. Did you? At least they werent personally insulting to anyone!
so the credit card was not direct then he may have just said i am a pro

4 Nov 2005

Quote by cazxx
no respect on here so what respect will thay show with you ?

Right, now I get it, like the respect you showed one of the other members!

Quote by cazxx
whats up got small cock then and i ant a pro no wounder woman dont play with singal guys when you take the piss small cock

Quote by cazxx
i am here lots to look at just not making my mind up at this time i thought the woman pulls the strings not the block some need to read the rules befor coming on here i think if i am going to pick you you will no soon ok xx

The rules are for men and for women, and I am pretty certain that the long standing, well known members you are referring to above have actually read the rules before they posted. Did you? At least they werent personally insulting to anyone!
and did i take the piss first
so the credit card was not direct then he may have just said i am a pro

4 Nov 2005

Quote by cazxx
so the credit card was not direct then he may have just said i am a pro

4 Nov 2005

Well, i cant see any reference to anyone offering you a credit card, and if they had, or had they been personally insulting to you Cazxx then you should report it to a Mod.
As Pheonix says he did take the piss, and so did others but if you have been reading any of the posts on here, you would see that people do often take the piss in a light hearted way. Still say there is no need to be personally insulting.
Why dont you get yourself known a little better and join in with the banter on here. You will see that the majority of the people would welcome you but you need to be prepared to join in and not make enemies all the time.
I really do hope you find what you are looking for and have fun but you may find your aggressive attitude will put off some people.

4 Nov 2005

Phoenix has a reference to American Express in his signature. And to be honest the first few posts in the thread were taking the piss.

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Well, i cant see any reference to anyone offering you a credit card, and if they had, or had they been personally insulting to you Cazxx then you should report it to a Mod.
As Pheonix says he did take the piss, and so did others but if you have been reading any of the posts on here, you would see that people do often take the piss in a light hearted way. Still say there is no need to be personally insulting.
Why dont you get yourself known a little better and join in with the banter on here. You will see that the majority of the people would welcome you but you need to be prepared to join in and not make enemies all the time.
I really do hope you find what you are looking for and have fun but you may find your aggressive attitude will put off some people.

i got no problem with anyone i am a nice person so i will say sorry

4 Nov 2005

Ok everyone.....time for a group hug!!

4 Nov 2005

Quote by cazxx
i got no problem with anyone i am a nice person so i will say sorry

Right, lets start again! Welcome to the forums Cazxx and I hope you have fun. And just to warn you (which is probably a little late now) but we do like to have a laugh and if anyone does take the piss, they dont mean it personally, just be prepared, in a nice way. to give as good as they do!
Good luck with your hunt and as Northwest-cpl said, the reference to the American Express is not a dig at you, it is part of Pheonix's signature, which means it is posted on every post he makes (thick old me hadnt even noticed it) confused

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
i got no problem with anyone i am a nice person so i will say sorry

Right, lets start again! Welcome to the forums Cazxx and I hope you have fun. And just to warn you (which is probably a little late now) but we do like to have a laugh and if anyone does take the piss, they dont mean it personally, just be prepared, in a nice way. to give as good as they do!
Good luck with your hunt and as Northwest-cpl said, the reference to the American Express is not a dig at you, it is part of Pheonix's signature, which means it is posted on every post he makes (thick old me hadnt even noticed it) confused

ok thank you

4 Nov 2005

cazxx.....welcome to swinging heaven.
you may get more interest if you correct the spelling in your ad and signature.....just copy and paste this.....
Hi i am 42 5ft 5in i am not a model just an average house wife
i am size 13 to 14 and 38b. i love sex in cars, w/e men and lots of cum. my husband is ok with this so no problem there. if you think you can oil me up then email me with pictures of you face and cock i only reply to mail with pictures all others will be deleted. i am 100% genuine and waiting cazxx
that should see you on your way.

4 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hi i am looking for a mail

wheres postie......sorry couldn't resist bolt

Mail? I have enough of that duringt hte day !
mad

@ NN ( nah , not really.... she's lovely!)