Clueless & wanting help in Cornwall!

Forum Virgin

0 likes 6 Aug 2005

Well i've got to be honest and say that i'm completely clueless and new to this so please be gentle (or rough if you want???) with me! I'm a single male aged 27 and i live near Truro in Cornwall (bit overweight but i'm willing to do some vigorous exercise to burn it off!). Most of my time has been spent in relationships and now i'm single i want some fun with anyone who'll have me! (am i picky or what?). Women or couples (looks and age not important) please get in touch if i can be of help to you, i'm willing to try anything the once so give me a try.
Just read this message back and i sound like a right laugh (???) but i'm more fun then i sound! (if i wasn't then i'd be dead!).
Thanks for reading and please get in touch.
:sleeping:

Unknown User

0 likes 6 Aug 2005

Hi fat_cock1,
Welcome to SH xxxx
About the best advice I can give is to venture into the chatroom and jump into some seriously daft conversation.......and/or start leaving a few relevant posts in the cafe forum where you'll see a mix of topics!!
You'll soon get into the swing of things....and if you really want to meet people for sex then perhaps think about doing an add for yourself....something that I have not personally done yet (big chicken that I am!!)
But most of all.......HAVE FUN xxxx
luv Cuddles xx

fat_cock1

Forum Virgin

0 likes 6 Aug 2005

Thanks for the advice cuddlebunny. I know what you mean about being chicken...perhaps we should just get to know each other and thus avoid the anxieties of posting an ad!?! You've got to admire my logical thinking!?! (you can't blame a bloke for trying!!!)

Sgt_Bilko

Sex God

0 likes 6 Aug 2005

Hello FC1 (Sounds so much better!!) wave

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If you are serious about wanting help settling in here I would suggest you read about Mal's Mentor Scheme:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html
Have fun and I hope you find what you are looking for! :thumbup: