Not single, but alone today guy seeks stimulating conversation and the pleasure of female company to enjoy coffee and cakeybun somewhere near south of Chesterfield.
I can't drive, and aren't very mobile today so you'd have to come and pick me up and bring me back before 6pm.
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Coffee and Cakeybun in NE Derbyshire
Sex God
I am getting very p***ed off here, your offering cakey buns in Derbyshire. Mike is offering tea and biscuits in Wales, who the fluck is offering them in Wigan :cry:
I want cakey buns, bit sticky, gooey, yummy cakey buns :shock:
I want cakey buns, bit sticky, gooey, yummy cakey buns :shock:
Quote by dambuster
I'll take pity on the thread with the least posts Dammy
Ah - but you still need educating in the definiton of "cakeybun"
stimulating conversation you said - an over-coffee debate over the finer points of what does/ does not constitute cakeybun sounds especially stimulating for a Tuesday
Quote by dambuster
Not single, but alone today guy seeks stimulating conversation and the pleasure of female company to enjoy coffee and cakeybun somewhere near south of Chesterfield.
I can't drive, and aren't very mobile today so you'd have to come and pick me up and bring me back before 6pm.
Spoilsport.... we won't tell your mates - honest! 
Quote by Darkfire
Ah - but you still need educating in the definiton of "cakeybun"
stimulating conversation you said - an over-coffee debate over the finer points of what does/ does not constitute cakeybun sounds especially stimulating for a Tuesday
I was thinking more for today.
CollinsGem
cake n........ sweet food baked from a mixture of flour, eggs, etc
v............. form into a hardened mass or crust
bun n ............ small round cake; hair gathered into a bun shape
Dammy's Concise
cakeybun n .............. cake or bun that is complimented by fresh double cream, or at a push, ice cream or whipped cream and goes nicely with a cup or two of freshly brewed black coffee (not that instant kack) Should be eaten with a fork, unless of course, it's part of rumpitypumpity foreplay.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I am getting very p***ed off here, your offering cakey buns in Derbyshire. Mike is offering tea and biscuits in Wales, who the fluck is offering them in Wigan :cry:
I want cakey buns, bit sticky, gooey, yummy cakey buns :shock:
And here's me stuck in the back of beyond.
No offers of either calorie filled goodies or conversation (polite or otherwise) in this corner of the world either.
H.x
Quote by H-x
I am getting very p***ed off here, your offering cakey buns in Derbyshire. Mike is offering tea and biscuits in Wales, who the fluck is offering them in Wigan :cry:
I want cakey buns, bit sticky, gooey, yummy cakey buns :shock:
And here's me stuck in the back of beyond.
No offers of either calorie filled goodies or conversation (polite or otherwise) in this corner of the world either.
H.x
Well, the doctors have told me I need to do something about my cholesterol levels so when I'm able to drive again, I might do a little tour of cakeybun stops around the country when I go back to work.
I suppose I'd best adjust my signature to include cakeybun stops as well as the shower stops :lol2:
Sex God
Thursday any use??
Warming the Bed
cakey bun gets my vote over biccys any day! but am not a coffee drinker, or tea!
Quote by H-x
I am getting very p***ed off here, your offering cakey buns in Derbyshire. Mike is offering tea and biscuits in Wales, who the fluck is offering them in Wigan :cry:
I want cakey buns, bit sticky, gooey, yummy cakey buns :shock:
And here's me stuck in the back of beyond.
No offers of either calorie filled goodies or conversation (polite or otherwise) in this corner of the world either.
H.x
I can do all 3 hunni :twisted:
