I will say what everyone is thinking. I hope your meaning this as a very sick joke!!
If it is then fair enough, i do apologise but if not then once the hell!!!
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Quote by Gemmalou85
What the hell!!!???
I will say what everyone is thinking. I hope your meaning this as a very sick joke!!
If it is then fair enough, i do apologise but if not then once the hell!!!
Calm down girl. Not all posts in LMU are actually SERIOUS. You must activate your bullshit detector / sense of humour if you intend to survive on here.
Sex God
Jack_Daniels, has nicked my advert. He is just pretending to be the ugly old fart, when in truth it is none other than I.
Always good to have a sense of humour, and God praise Alexander Bell for inventing the telephone, they can't see you then, and I do have a good voice. But I am starting to panic, case anyone buys me one of those video phones.
John
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Always good to have a sense of humour, and God praise Alexander Bell for inventing the telephone, they can't see you then, and I do have a good voice. But I am starting to panic, case anyone buys me one of those video phones.
John
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Quote by jack_daniels72
A once in a lifetime offer....
- Single, Straight male
- Complete Minger
- Farts loudly at inappropriate moments
- Selfish - No experience or desire to satisfy a woman as it gets in the way of my pleasure
- Yes - I do realise a womans clitoris is in her ankle bone
- Plenty of toys - scalectrix, subbuteo, Kerplunk
- Experienced at role play - you make me dinner, while I watch football on TV
Seeking dropdeadgorgeous stunning bird (preferably bi and accompanied by her equally hot girlfriend) for quick 2 second shag (unless I shoot my load in advance of the meet)
I can book a travel lodge although you will have to pay for the privelige
If I don't get any replies then it just goes to show nobody here is serious about meeting
:shock:
Now THAT is what i call an offer. I know if I was a "dropdeadgorgeous stunning bird" I'd come running at the chance. It's good to see some people still have a sense of humor!
Sex God
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Warming the Bed
The irony is ,us guys find this ad really funny but the girls don't,Jack,it is funny,like BigBoi says it is great to see people with a sense of humour,if I was a girl Jack,my knickers would have just fell to the floor without me touching them,but I'm not a girl and I don't wear knickers(well not all the time anyway),Girls,that 's meant as a joke even if you don't find it funny,anyway Jack,hats off to you for posting it,john
Sex God
Well, i am a fem and his ad appealed to my sense of humour too.
Now, i might just have offered my services with my dropdeadgorgeous gf if you were bi also, ah well, back to the drawing board.
seeya Saturday JD :twisted:
Gill x
Now, i might just have offered my services with my dropdeadgorgeous gf if you were bi also, ah well, back to the drawing board.
seeya Saturday JD :twisted:
Gill x
Quote by jack_daniels72
- Single, Straight male
- Complete Minger
- Farts loudly at inappropriate moments
- Selfish - No experience or desire to satisfy a woman as it gets in the way of my pleasure
- Yes - I do realise a womans clitoris is in her ankle bone
- Plenty of toys - scalectrix, subbuteo, Kerplunk
- Experienced at role play - you make me dinner, while I watch football on TV
:shock: :shock: :shock: OMG it's my ideal man.... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh bollox..... he is in Scotland
*Sighs... Ah well back to trawling the ads
Shireen
xxx
Quote by jack_daniels72
Although often in the midlands (every 2-3 weeks) :shock: I have to drive though as I got thrown off a plane due to excessive farting, this was despite my suggestion that the gases would reduce their fuel costs
Are you sure you are not my hubby posting under another name?? :giggle:
Shireen
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