Dashing Dude Desires Dublin Dining & Dalliance...

22 Jun 2006

Ok, I'm not the sort of person to ever refer to myself as a 'dude' (don't you need shorts that come half way down your shins for that?) but I couldn't think of any other description for a male (singlular) that began with D.
Well, I could, but they weren't complimentary. 'Dope'? 'Duffer'? 'Dick'? smile

Anyway, the fact is I am a single guy looking for pleasurable company in Dublin tomorrow night (Friday 22nd June). I know how well single males tend to fair with these ads, so my hopes aren't high. Also I haven't posted here for ages and I think most of my old associates have moved on so I fear I won't even get ego-saving moral support from those that know me.
Ah well, I'm made of stern stuff, I'll take a 'zero' response as a character building experience...
To flesh out some details. I'm staying in central Dublin in a rather swish hotel (one of the ones that always puts about 18 pillows - all in a variety of earth tones - on your bed) and would love to meet a single fem or couple for drinks, a bit to eat, and who knows what else.
My tastes are open and wide-ranging though not particularly extreme. I am after couples and fems 20's to early 40's and to be honest there aren't too many other rules. Skinny, curvey, tall, short, black, white whatever.
The important thing is that you are confident, considerate and interesting, and that you are 'sexy'. Yes that is a vague and nebulous word, but if you are then you normally know it (though you may choose to deny this in the interests of modesty).
Me? I'm 32, straight, 5ft 10, 12 st 6, muscular, dark dair, dark eyes. I like to think I'm charming, smart and funny (don't all guys?) and I'm a good-looking sexy fella (isn't every guy?).
Pictures on requests. Message me here, or email me or MSN me at
Mods edit to remove email address, please read AUPs about posting contact details on the forum
Come on, help me out here. You just know we'd ALL enjoy it, and otherwise I will suffer the ignominy of publically getting NO interest in a very public forum, and I'll have to fritter away my evening making ham-fisted attempts to flirt with the 'seen it all before' barmaids in the hotel bar.
Hopefully hear from you soon people, the clock is ticking!
Cheers
Cock of the North

22 Jun 2006

Ack, sorry Mods RE the email address bit. Told you I hadn't been here for a while, I'd forgotton the specific rules, regs and pecadillos.
Does this count as a reply, therefore breaking my duck? No? Ah well, worth a try...
Cheers
Cock of the North

22 Jun 2006

Quote by Cock of the North
Also I haven't posted here for ages and I think most of my old associates have moved on so I fear I won't even get ego-saving moral support from those that know me.

Would some ego-saving moral support from those who don't know you help at all? ;)
I rarely bother looking through LMU these days, because there are never any posts like this one. Proper informative articulate post, backed up by a post history of someone who's obviously been around a while, is (or was) known on the forums and sounds like a genuinely interesting, erm, dude.
If I was in Dublin, I would get in touch. Best of luck, hope someone closer to you responds and you're not stuck flirting with barmaids all weekend. smile

Cocoa x

22 Jun 2006

What she said.
I've never seen you post on here before cock of the north, but that's probably the best post I've ever seen in here.
I hope you get a favourable response and a great evening - you deserve to kiss

22 Jun 2006

Cooooeeeeeeee COTN - long time no see honey!
Good luck for the meet biggrin

22 Jun 2006

Ladies - he's great company, a wonderful kisser and great in the sack - at least he was 18 months ago when I met him :rascal:
OK, seriously... what the rest of them said really... good luck and good to see you posting again you big old Metrosexual you :thumbup:

22 Jun 2006

:thumbup:
on the strength of the post alone, i'm tempted biggrin

now that's saying something!! :shock: good luck

23 Jun 2006

Wow...
I'm humbled, truly humbled. That said, from a purely selfish point of view I am a little resentful that not one of you could be bothered to live in Dublin. Gits...
Freckled Bird and Bloke 2005! I'm delighted to see you have found nothing better to do with your time thean loiter around here. I hope you're both keeping well.
Darkfire and Makingcocoa - a pleasure to make your acquaintances. I'm normally based between NW and London, maybe we could chat more when I get back? Horny Little Blonde, I think I do remember you from my previous on her, but sadly our paths never crossed. Mike48 - cheers the comment, I offer you a firm, manly handshake in return smile

Well, I fly out around noon, so I guess this initial glut of sympathy and positive feedback is my lot. I offer you a heartfelt 'thank you', and if nothing else I shall hit the Emerald Isle with a spring in my step and my ego nicely massaged.
If anyone does pop out of woodwork in the meantime then PM me your details as I'll hopefully be checking up this afternoon. If, of course, Ireland has the internet.
Take care one and all
Cock of the North

23 Jun 2006

Quote by makingcocoa
Also I haven't posted here for ages and I think most of my old associates have moved on so I fear I won't even get ego-saving moral support from those that know me.

Would some ego-saving moral support from those who don't know you help at all? ;)

Or would some ego-saving moral support from those who do know you help at all?
I am not really into recommending people but I can say this - If I was in Dublin I would be there like a shot. This guy is great company and fun to spend time with.
Good luck babe passionkiss

23 Jun 2006

Pololady, beneath your prickly and no-nonsense exterior you are a warm and wonderful human being.
Dirty too.
Cheers
Cock of the North

23 Jun 2006

Don't know if this fits your timetable this weekend, but worth a look.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81574.html
Mal
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23 Jun 2006

That's incredible Mal. Well spotted that man!
I have to say though I'm now feeling the pressure. The idea of approaching a group of partying, female gynasts, getting politely (or even impolitely) declined and then having to do the cheek-burning walk of shame back to a group of piss-taking, wooping mates makes me feel like I'm at a school disco again...
Thanks again though fella, now where's our Graham with a quick reminder? smile

Cheers
Cock of the North

23 Jun 2006

Mind you, just cos I'm not looking doesn't mean any of the other girlies won't be!!
I may just text you 'on the sly' which bar we're headed to if we do go out tonight, and u never know, one of them might just prefer that swish 18 pillowed hotel bed to the single scratchy uni halls accomodation that we've got for the weekend!
Catch ya later!
xx

23 Jun 2006

Will you come back next week and tell us 'ow you got on?? I'm sure you''ll have a lorra lorra laffs!!(In my best Cilla voice!)
Mal
(the matchmaker!) lol