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Desperation has set in!!!

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Right, we are on a mission, we have been here for 2 years and have not yet met a genuine single bi -female yet, we have spoken to a few on the phone with distinctively male voice characteristics claiming they have "sore throats" wink , received pictures of "single bi fems" that look "very professional" and have even asked "who took the pictures" only to be told (via that great little hiding wall of communication msn) that a " female friend took them" wow wish we had a female professional photographer as a pal, our life would be complete lol
Anyway we are now looking for a single bi female to complete our SHeaven dreams, we have all the other ticks in our SH wish - list box,couple,single guy, swedish masseur(ok, we paid for that one :twistedsmileand are now actively "recruiting" for a third wheel biggrin
We are willing to travel within reason (the moon)and will even accommodate, (our garage is lovely and warm) we have gone as far as brushing our teeth twice this month in anticipation, and are not adverse to acts of bribery or even corruption should it be necessary!!
As you can see by our add we are stunning examples of physical perfection, have the wit and humour of stand up comics and can last for hours and hours in the bedroom....we are also extremely modest! :shock:
So ladies of the lesser spotted single bi fem variety we emplore you to explore us. biggrin
My name's, er, Denise, and although I'm down as a couple on my profile I can assure you I'm a gorgeous single girl.
I don't have any pics of me at the moment as my cat ate them, and I can't chat on the phone because i have a serious medical condition relating to my throat, meaning I'm unable to be heard on the phone properly.
I'll do you a private webcam show, but I'm shy so the lights will be off.
Oh, I hope you like a more muscular build to your females.
Also, I'm not so much into doing any stuff with the guy- i much prefer being with the girl, in fact, i would like to verify you first by meeting up mrs srne on her own first, just to make sure i'm happy.
yours,
Denise
ps user name iwantaquickshag can vouch for me, even though he was a little tipsy when we met.
Hope to hear from you soon!
Sounds like the best night we could ever have, we went up to Scotland to meet a couple once but they were right weirdos, you sound like much more fun wink