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dundee male 4 m/f/cpls anything goes
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Orgasminator
Sounds quite desprate to me.
Sex God
To me sounds not only desperate, but someone who can't even be bothered to tell us anything about himself - wants something for nothing in other words 
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:roll: :roll: Maybe there should be some prominently-visible advice for writing ads here? Just the basics - "say what you're after", "say where you are", "say what you are" and maybe "say why we should want to give you orgasms"?
Mind you, given the ridiculous quantity of people who stick their photo ads in the wrong section and can't follow the simplest of rules in the chatroom, maybe this wouldn't do much good. As the old saying goes, "You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink".
Mind you, given the ridiculous quantity of people who stick their photo ads in the wrong section and can't follow the simplest of rules in the chatroom, maybe this wouldn't do much good. As the old saying goes, "You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink".
Sex God
To be honest, you would think that it's so obvious to say at least something about who you are and what you want that no advice would be needed from SH!!! I mean, if you were applying for a job, you wouldn't just write on your application form "Choose me, I'm dead good" would you? Maybe some would who knows :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: Quote by bluexxx
To be honest, you would think that it's so obvious to say at least something about who you are and what you want that no advice would be needed from SH!!! I mean, if you were applying for a job, you wouldn't just write on your application form "Choose me, I'm dead good" would you? Maybe some would who knows
My friend got a very, very well paid job at Johnson & Johnson in London less than a fortnight after graduating because of an answer he gave in an interview.
Interviewer: Why should we give you the job?
My mate: Because I'm the best applicant. Simple as that.
He was told that his 'unshakeable belief in himself and his ability' marked him out. True story.
Okay, I'm looking for a job so the very next interview I get, I'm trying that. 
Meanwhile, let's see how well it translates to swinging...
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Meanwhile, let's see how well it translates to swinging...
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Ladies, pm me now because I have the BEST PENIS IN THE WORLD and if you don't join the queue, you may never have me! This is a _limited time offer_! Don't delay! Don't let some other bird get what you deserve!
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: It's worth a shot I suppose
, so come on guys, tell me why you should get the job :mrgreen: 