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Found this......spuff............spoof..............semen...... 
Anyone have anymore ideas
Anyone have anymore ideas
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I think a convoy is a coming........... 
Got my wheels ready !
Got my wheels ready !
Hi all concerned.....Talk about a late reply 
but only just got confirmation of kids being farmed out....We really wanna be at this do.....We have some friends going....Who i'm sure(fingers crossed)will verify us...Have sent u a PM louisebabe...Not regs on forum and not well known inthe chatroom,but we are a gen cpl and would love to meet the endless list that are gonna be there....... :rose:
but only just got confirmation of kids being farmed out....We really wanna be at this do.....We have some friends going....Who i'm sure(fingers crossed)will verify us...Have sent u a PM louisebabe...Not regs on forum and not well known inthe chatroom,but we are a gen cpl and would love to meet the endless list that are gonna be there....... :rose: Just a quick note about what to exepect on the night.
You'll be greeted on the door by a friendly SH doorman (probably me) who will ask you your name, tick you off the list and give you a pretty badge to wear. Reporters have been known to nose around SH events, so we are being cautious about who gets in, even though this is a puely social event. If yer name's not down, yer not getting in, as the song goes. This rule includes any guests you might bring along... if you are on the list as a couple, we won't be letting 3 of you in, and if you are down as bringing 1 guest, and you bring 2, you'll have to pick someone to spend the night in the car park.
You will also be asked to chip in a voluntary contribution to cover the cost of room hire, of £3 a head. All profits from this will go to charity - as will money raised by selling raffle tickets for a range of 'fabulous prizes'! The organisers, doormen, DJ etc. are all giving their time for free, so you won't be lining anyone's pockets.
Once you've been strip-searched (only if I really fancy you!) and let in, you'll find yourself in the company of as pleasant a crowd of like-minded people as you are likely to find anywhere, and I'm sure you'll soon get over any first-munch nerves.
Please don't forget that this is a pub not a club, with 'vanilla' bar staff, so any behaviour that would get you thrown out of a normal pub on a normal day will probably result in you getting thrown out of the pub! If you are bringing a camera, please don't share the photos around without getting permission from everyone who might be recognisable first.
Ok, that's the lecture over, I hope everyone has a really great time... and what you naughty people might decide get up to after leaving the pub is entirely your business
You'll be greeted on the door by a friendly SH doorman (probably me) who will ask you your name, tick you off the list and give you a pretty badge to wear. Reporters have been known to nose around SH events, so we are being cautious about who gets in, even though this is a puely social event. If yer name's not down, yer not getting in, as the song goes. This rule includes any guests you might bring along... if you are on the list as a couple, we won't be letting 3 of you in, and if you are down as bringing 1 guest, and you bring 2, you'll have to pick someone to spend the night in the car park.
You will also be asked to chip in a voluntary contribution to cover the cost of room hire, of £3 a head. All profits from this will go to charity - as will money raised by selling raffle tickets for a range of 'fabulous prizes'! The organisers, doormen, DJ etc. are all giving their time for free, so you won't be lining anyone's pockets.
Once you've been strip-searched (only if I really fancy you!) and let in, you'll find yourself in the company of as pleasant a crowd of like-minded people as you are likely to find anywhere, and I'm sure you'll soon get over any first-munch nerves.
Please don't forget that this is a pub not a club, with 'vanilla' bar staff, so any behaviour that would get you thrown out of a normal pub on a normal day will probably result in you getting thrown out of the pub! If you are bringing a camera, please don't share the photos around without getting permission from everyone who might be recognisable first.
Ok, that's the lecture over, I hope everyone has a really great time... and what you naughty people might decide get up to after leaving the pub is entirely your business
Warming the Bed
Snogs at the door Libra Love, as long as I get to squeeze your bum looks great in your photo and as I am also Libra and a Virgo being on the "Cusp" so they call it.:cheers: Here's to looking forward to meeting a great crowd.
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
Just a quick note about what to exepect on the night.
You'll be greeted on the door by a friendly SH doorman (probably me) who will ask you your name, tick you off the list and give you a pretty badge to wear. Reporters have been known to nose around SH events, so we are being cautious about who gets in, even though this is a puely social event. If yer name's not down, yer not getting in, as the song goes. This rule includes any guests you might bring along... if you are on the list as a couple, we won't be letting 3 of you in, and if you are down as bringing 1 guest, and you bring 2, you'll have to pick someone to spend the night in the car park.
You will also be asked to chip in a voluntary contribution to cover the cost of room hire, of £3 a head. All profits from this will go to charity - as will money raised by selling raffle tickets for a range of 'fabulous prizes'! The organisers, doormen, DJ etc. are all giving their time for free, so you won't be lining anyone's pockets.
Once you've been strip-searched (only if I really fancy you!) and let in, you'll find yourself in the company of as pleasant a crowd of like-minded people as you are likely to find anywhere, and I'm sure you'll soon get over any first-munch nerves.
Please don't forget that this is a pub not a club, with 'vanilla' bar staff, so any behaviour that would get you thrown out of a normal pub on a normal day will probably result in you getting thrown out of the pub! If you are bringing a camera, please don't share the photos around without getting permission from everyone who might be recognisable first.
Ok, that's the lecture over, I hope everyone has a really great time... and what you naughty people might decide get up to after leaving the pub is entirely your business
So under the terms of the landlords licence, the public are admitted. Hence the name PUBLIC HOUSE.
Susie (ex landlady)
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That's why it's been chosen Susie, so that it's relaxed and there's no pressure. Or isn't that why you said it?
Bev
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Bev
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Quote by Libra-Love
And I'll be collecting snogs at the door.
All snogs a purely voluntary but for a good cause (me!) so please give generously
Oh Libra,
Can I join your que please?
Warming the Bed
Oh Sarah, can I join in the queue behind you? 
KinkyEsSex
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Bottom Appreciation Society
Now, I'm sure it's just an oversight - but I don't seem to have been booked for any after munch parties or activities... So, I thought I'd give you another, exclusive, opportunity to have an ethereal being attend... Please keep your invite PM's short - my inbox is near 1% full and I don't want to miss any invites...
So, I thought I'd give you another, exclusive, opportunity to have an ethereal being attend... Please keep your invite PM's short - my inbox is near 1% full and I don't want to miss any invites... 
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Yes, this is why it's crucially important to follow the directions carefully, if you want to avoid going into the pub's other bar, where saying "Hi, I'm Randy9inch4u, do you and your lovely wife fancy popping back to my hotel room later?" would be considered something of a social faux pas
In some of the pubs I've worked, that would be considered smooth
Susie
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Being held in a public house so nobody feels under pressure to 'play'
Quote by susie_n_paul
Just a quick note about what to exepect on the night.
You'll be greeted on the door by a friendly SH doorman (probably me) who will ask you your name, tick you off the list and give you a pretty badge to wear. Reporters have been known to nose around SH events, so we are being cautious about who gets in, even though this is a puely social event. If yer name's not down, yer not getting in, as the song goes. This rule includes any guests you might bring along... if you are on the list as a couple, we won't be letting 3 of you in, and if you are down as bringing 1 guest, and you bring 2, you'll have to pick someone to spend the night in the car park.
You will also be asked to chip in a voluntary contribution to cover the cost of room hire, of £3 a head. All profits from this will go to charity - as will money raised by selling raffle tickets for a range of 'fabulous prizes'! The organisers, doormen, DJ etc. are all giving their time for free, so you won't be lining anyone's pockets.
Once you've been strip-searched (only if I really fancy you!) and let in, you'll find yourself in the company of as pleasant a crowd of like-minded people as you are likely to find anywhere, and I'm sure you'll soon get over any first-munch nerves.
Please don't forget that this is a pub not a club, with 'vanilla' bar staff, so any behaviour that would get you thrown out of a normal pub on a normal day will probably result in you getting thrown out of the pub! If you are bringing a camera, please don't share the photos around without getting permission from everyone who might be recognisable first.
Ok, that's the lecture over, I hope everyone has a really great time... and what you naughty people might decide get up to after leaving the pub is entirely your business
So under the terms of the landlords licence, the public are admitted. Hence the name PUBLIC HOUSE.
Susie (ex landlady)
If i'm not mistaken the munch is being held in a private function room in the pub....hence not open to the general public!
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oooo ooo can I squeeze it ???
