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Quote by SunBunny
Ah...so we DO have you begging. Excellent.
Now what do we do with your queue I wonder. Do you think they will be happy to watch???

You mean they get a choice?
I know someone who would be quite happy entertaining the queue himself, but I wanna share :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What you say we work our way gently through both queues and then ..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And then.....??????
(Mr Muttley....you asked so nicely how can i refuse)
Quote by The Muttleys
Sorry to break up this sun-bunny, libra-love and kinkyluton free for all, but......erm..........can i have a snog from the two ladies please. kinky u can snog mrs muttley lol
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
i think im 3rd in queue for libra-love, but would appreciate a place in any queue that forms for sun-bunny.
see ya tomos xxxx
Muttley xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Snogs, snogs and more snogs...bring it on :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And the sexy wife too wink
Mr Muttley,
you booked your snog with me last night in the chat room, remember :twisted:
It's gonna be like bell-time at playschool....single file please boys and girls..... lol
Quote by SunBunny
And then.....??????

Run back to mine lol
Quote by Sarah1448
Mr Muttley,
you booked your snog with me last night in the chat room, remember :twisted:

And me....and me....and MEEEEEEE!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
hmmm I think I'll bring a tray of cut price lip balm.... I could make a fortune at this rate.... :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
Mr Muttley,
you booked your snog with me last night in the chat room, remember :twisted:

And me....and me....and MEEEEEEE!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
yes and you, lol
sunbunny im jumping in ur line i wana snog
Quote by Benito
sunbunny im jumping in ur line i wana snog

*SLAP*
No jumping in. Get to the back of the queue mad :mrgreen:
libra i said jumping in but i meant at the back i am very patient lol
Quote by Benito
libra i said jumping in but i meant at the back i am very patient lol

Gosh. A gentleman. :shock:
Quote by SunBunny
libra i said jumping in but i meant at the back i am very patient lol

Gosh. A gentleman. :shock:
Yeah, he's the guy who gets out the bath to piss in the basin, right?
as im such a gentleman sunbunny, i would like a mind blowing snog wen i finaly get my turn. not asking 2 much i hope lol
sorry libra i dont get out the bath 4 nething except cold water lol
can i take a place in ur snog cue please libra?
You're a gentleman and a tart benito.
Quote by Benito
sorry libra i dont get out the bath 4 nething except cold water lol
can i take a place in ur snog cue please libra?

If you pee in the bath it warms it up redface :shock:
And collect your snog on the way in wink
lol@libra i know that but u can have a jaccuzzi aswell libra. lol
by the way great bum
so, just to recap...
We'll all get an enforced snog as we walk through the door from someone who pee's in the bath and, therefore, smells faintly of urine? OMG! :shock: Libra-Love is my Gran! Arrgggghhhh.... :twisted: dunno
I'm going into hiding now...
Quote by Ghostie
so, just to recap...
We'll all get an enforced snog as we walk through the door from someone who pee's in the bath and, therefore, smells faintly of urine? OMG! :shock: Libra-Love is my Gran! Arrgggghhhh.... :twisted: dunno
I'm going into hiding now...

Now how could you refuse ? :haha:
Nice ass though gran....
Arghhh... I need therapy now.... *sob*
Quote by Ghostie
Nice ass though gran....
Arghhh... I need therapy now.... *sob*

Thanks for the compliment....I think rolleyes
Is anyone excited yet?
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I think I've missed quite a bit of banter here, but hey I'm all ready. If anyone is feeling generous to give me a lift from the train station that'd be grand, otherwise I'll be walking it or getting a cab I think. Only a couple of miles it says. Last return train time is pitifully early unless I can get back into London quicker.
I might be getting there with some time to spare so anyone meeting up before?
Anyone wanting to queue up for me is welcome to start a line cool
I'm sure there won't be anyone else in front!
Breezer (post re-edit king at the moment... Can't I get it right 1st time?)
Why am I sooo nervous? confused
I know what'll happen - I'll be strung out with nerves, hit the vodka, get so pissed i don't know what I'm doing and end up snogging everyne and being really rude! redface
Someone save me from myself!
Quote by Marya
...hit the vodka, get so pissed i don't know what I'm doing and end up snogging everyne and being really rude!

Good plan!
Quote by Marya
Why am I sooo nervous? confused
I know what'll happen - I'll be strung out with nerves, hit the vodka, get so pissed i don't know what I'm doing and end up snogging everyne and being really rude! redface
Someone save me from myself!

ok everyone what marya trying say is
she wants a que as well
so ladys and gents...............get queuing for the wonderful marya sexy lips
why dont some people just come out with it
whooo-hooo!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Watch out Essex here we come drinkies
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
passionkiss hump :grin: :mrgreen: