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Quote by Sarah
Sat in corner on my own :cry: :cry: playing with MY black rope lol

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smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Just as well you weren't invited then, isn't it???
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Well it was a good munch but way too many peoples didn't attend mad
And as it seems to have lead to lots of flouncing and tantrums I think the next non-munch should be only open to non-members.
shhhhhhhh
i haven't got a hangover so i dont need you to talk quietly.
Thanks - had no great time putting no names to faces and no faces to names. Erm...
I have an apology and a complaint to make. We were actually going (are we banned from future non-munches now?) and I followed all the directions (shut up Dave_ Notts) correctly, then got to the non-munch venue and it was flucking karaoke anyway and full of people drinking and stuff. What kind of timewasters are you lot? Bloody turning up for a very well-planned non-munch. I'm going to be not naming and not shaming you all to Mark. So there.
I'm not sure if I have got to this thread in time to put my name down for this munch, so can someone please stick it on the list but in pencil, just in case the event as already passed........................all my fault for not coming on-line until this evening :cry:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
I'm not sure if I have got to this thread in time to put my name down for this munch, so can someone please stick it on the list but in pencil, just in case the event as already passed........................all my fault for not coming on-line until this evening :cry:

S'ok Nomad_Soul... if you weren't at the non munch then you were at it, and if you were then you weren't as it was a non-munch.. so how was your night of not munching....
i'm confused and i kinda know whats going on..... :shock:
Quote by postie
S'ok Nomad_Soul... if you weren't at the non munch then you were at it, and if you were then you weren't as it was a non-munch.. so how was your night of not munching....
i'm confused and i kinda know whats going on..... :shock:

Weeeeeell, to be honest.............it wasn't the best event this year.....................
hardly any beer and very poor company... (just myself :cry: )
Perhaps it was a tad rushed...................?
Here's hoping the next one will be better lol :lol:
ps...........was there an afters-party??............cos I think I may have missed that as well.........or did I ??????
well I'm jealous..second time he has started a thread and he has got 6 pages....best I did was 3 pages with "would you shag an ugly one " ..well thats it count me out of this...walks off in a huff !!!!!! :rude:
i cant beleive ive just sat here and read all 6 pages of this, best laugh ive had today thou its a shame i didnt invite myself to the munch that was not, i will have to be quicker on the keyboard next time
I want to complain about the lot Wishmaster didn't bring from Luton, they were too well behaved...............
lol
Following a hard day beating my staff (nuge nudge) I didn't have a shower before not bothering to go last night, so I suppose I should apologise to the people I didn't offend with an overdose of pheromones and underarm man-fragrance.....
Oh....and it's good to know that the entire population of Luton have now come out of the closet.
Quote by Sarah
I want to complain about the lot Wishmaster didn't bring from Luton, they were too well behaved...............
lol

Yes, but at least the cars you didn't park were still not there in the morning!!!!
OMFG ! ! ! ! !
I've missed a munch - (that never was)
If I'd seen the thread ealrier, I would have not come,
got very not pissed,
not wobbled,
and had a complete not blast.
Please not forgive me.

worship
DB - you'd have been a non-munch whore too, if you hadn't gone to the non-munch :shock:
Have also just read all 6 pages and am very amused.....although none of you could be accused of milking it....lol
I know it's a bit late in the day but I'd love to come to this non-munch. hump This will be my first. Please add me to the reserve list. John900 can vouch for me as we are good mates, seeing as we exchanged a few words in the chatroom last night.
Oh yes, and I'll bring a mate as well as he hasn't had a shag in years and is looking forward to getting his leg-over!
Could you also make the non-munch on a Monday or Thursday evening between and That would be fine.
See you all there. drinkies
Dambuster and LC
You are both added to the non munch list
Please make sure you are late, and as the thankyou thread has already been started on an earlier page, you are late for that as well lol :lol:
Really you two after all this time should know the rules about non munches
Quote by dambuster
OMFG ! ! ! ! !
I've missed a munch - (that never was)
If I'd seen the thread ealrier, I would have not come,
got very not pissed,
not wobbled,
and had a complete not blast.
Please not forgive me.
worship

Ermm!.........
Forgotten something?
Like...
not walking about it red stilettos?
This non munch wouldn't be quite right if there wasn't a non attendance by Marcuso.... does his abscence mean it's a good non-munch or not? And will he not be wearing his red shorts?
i actually got my invite 3 weeks before i became a member...
tbh it wasnt much of a non-munch with luton not turning up till late then getting rated adn telling bawdy stories all night.
there is a rumour going round that the next non-munch is already booked for some time late 2003 if some 1 wants to start a new thread????
Quote by Rollo Tomassi
Am I too late again?

Well Yeah
But don't worry so is everyone else - being late or not turning up is perfectly acceptable for a non munch - Ask the whole of Luton!
I did ask all of London......but they all decided to stay in an wash their hair!!
Quote by da69ve
I did ask all of London......but they all decided to stay in an wash their hair!!

No, that was Davej biggrin
So who has the non-pictures then dunno
Quote by Dawn_Mids
So who has the non-pictures then dunno

Here they are!
i really liked the last one,that was so funny!! lol
Quote by Mal
Fancy banning him after a PM like this!!
the meet is in harrow it would be grate if you could make it
ps cute bum had to say

Blue only banned him because he didn't say she was cute!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Mal
Still cute!
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Brilliant a non-munch where I live. There will be loads of non-sh'ers in the non-existant hotels having non-existance drinks.
I am having a non-existance wank at the thought
MikeC
Quote by da69ve
So who has the non-pictures then dunno

Here they are!
i really liked the last one,that was so funny!! lol
Da69ve,
I know we didn't have a brill time and that the photogropher forgot to put any film in his camera but to deliberately blank ALL the pics out ..... tsk tsk.... bad form..... hehehe