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Unknown User
Hi..
I'm really in a sexy mood lately....must be the weather or something....after all..the rutting season is closing in..!!
Anyway....I after sex in the next week or so....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.
This is aimed at single attractive athlectic/curvey females or couples..!!
CC..... cool
Versace__Vase
Orgasminator
Ive got a nicer house, better car, im younger and better looking and worth a fortune. However, im not looking so good luck Cheeky chimp. lol
This is aimed at no one at all, except damn fine young sexy females who may want to tempt me back..But im strong.
Unknown User
Quote by Versace Vase
Ive got a nicer house, better car, im younger and better looking and worth a fortune. However, im not looking so good luck Cheeky chimp. lol

Cheers VV.......lol....x
CC..... cool

I bet you havent really....!!
Unknown User
Quote by Versace Vase
Trust me i have cool Good luck. lol

Nah....not with a name like yours....lol.
Good luck to you all the same...... wink
The Cheekiest of Chimps.... 8-)
Unknown User
Quote by cheekychimp
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Or small brain??
:dunno:
Unknown User
Quote by Bloke2005
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Ooooh.....your are Jealous...mr Bloke.....lol
Shame for you...never mind....Bless... biggrin
CC......happy with a Big House (and that a fact) and a BMW....(nad thats a fact too....lol)
C'mon everyone...Awwww for the Mr. Bloke person...x
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Or small brain??
:dunno:
Would you know a BIG one....i doubt it Jags..... biggrin
CC....... rolleyes
Jags
Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Or small brain??
:dunno:
Would you know a BIG one....i doubt it Jags..... biggrin
CC....... rolleyes
BIG brains are more obvious than big balls.... and I can recognise one from 15 paces!! So far.... nothing!
:dunno: :dunno:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Ooooh.....your are Jealous...mr Bloke.....lol
Shame for you...never mind....Bless... biggrin
CC......happy with a Big House (and that a fact) and a BMW....(nad thats a fact too....lol)
C'mon everyone...Awwww for the Mr. Bloke person...x
but deep down are you really happy with that Big House....it must get very lonely sometimes in that Big House!.......i admit you hide it very well but i know the signs!!
Unknown User
Quote by da69ve
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Ooooh.....your are Jealous...mr Bloke.....lol
Shame for you...never mind....Bless... biggrin
CC......happy with a Big House (and that a fact) and a BMW....(nad thats a fact too....lol)
C'mon everyone...Awwww for the Mr. Bloke person...x
but deep down are you really happy with that Big House....it must get very lonely sometimes in that Big House!.......i admit you hide it very well but i know the signs!!
Well....when my daughters are staying....I need a big house....!! They're not always here though...its then I think of the equity...... :P
CC.....
Unknown User
Quote by cheekychimp
Ooooh.....your are Jealous...mr Bloke.....lol
Shame for you...never mind....Bless... biggrin
CC......happy with a Big House (and that a fact) and a BMW....(nad thats a fact too....lol)
C'mon everyone...Awwww for the Mr. Bloke person...x

I am, you got it, very, very jealous of your HUGE penis... that's obviously where all the blood is rolleyes
W/E Male - Manchester / Cheshire....seeks Fun & Frolics..!!
Hi,
I'm single (by choice)

Yeah, right :roll:
I'm straight

Thank god :thumbup:
have a gsoh, very horny & up for regular sex sessions..! I have blonde hair, sexy blue eyes and considered attractive.

Maybe in 'cheekychimp' world dunno
I'm looking for a get together most evenings & weekends with a sexy, curvy/athlectic, attractive Female for nsa mutual adult fun. I dont mind pics/video, I can travel or accomodate, collect you and drop you back off home.

In your BMW no doubt? :roll:
I'm ultra clean, well groomed, discreet & respect limits - I expect the same.

Matter of opinion really confused
I don't mind role play (if thats your thing) and love to give prolonged oral to women who dress to tease & please - fancy a tongue lashing..! I enjoy lots of foreplay - I dont do pain or w/s..x
Perhaps this could be a regular encounter..!
Marcus....x

Or perhaps not.... :roll:
Lamb to the slaughter... lol
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Or small brain??
:dunno:
Would you know a BIG one....i doubt it Jags..... biggrin
CC....... rolleyes
BIG brains are more obvious than big balls.... and I can recognise one from 15 paces!! So far.... nothing!
:dunno: :dunno:
Mmmm....opticians for you love..... :shock:
CC....... :twisted:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Or small brain??
:dunno:
Would you know a BIG one....i doubt it Jags..... biggrin
CC....... rolleyes
BIG brains are more obvious than big balls.... and I can recognise one from 15 paces!! So far.... nothing!
:dunno: :dunno:
Mmmm....opticians for you love..... :shock:
CC....... :twisted:
Went last week - 20/20 vision... knockout!
And call me 'love' one more time and you are definitely out of here - no get out of jail free card!
Unknown User
Please... not yet Jags lol
Unknown User
Quote by Bloke2005
Ooooh.....your are Jealous...mr Bloke.....lol
Shame for you...never mind....Bless... biggrin
CC......happy with a Big House (and that a fact) and a BMW....(nad thats a fact too....lol)
C'mon everyone...Awwww for the Mr. Bloke person...x

I am, you got it, very, very jealous of your HUGE penis... that's obviously where all the blood is rolleyes
W/E Male - Manchester / Cheshire....seeks Fun & Frolics..!!
Hi,
I'm single (by choice)

Yeah, right :roll:
I'm straight

Thank god :thumbup:
have a gsoh, very horny & up for regular sex sessions..! I have blonde hair, sexy blue eyes and considered attractive.

Maybe in 'cheekychimp' world dunno
I'm looking for a get together most evenings & weekends with a sexy, curvy/athlectic, attractive Female for nsa mutual adult fun. I dont mind pics/video, I can travel or accomodate, collect you and drop you back off home.

In your BMW no doubt? :roll:
I'm ultra clean, well groomed, discreet & respect limits - I expect the same.

Matter of opinion really confused
I don't mind role play (if thats your thing) and love to give prolonged oral to women who dress to tease & please - fancy a tongue lashing..! I enjoy lots of foreplay - I dont do pain or w/s..x
Perhaps this could be a regular encounter..!
Marcus....x

Or perhaps not.... :roll:
Lamb to the slaughter... lol
All that for Nothing..Ziltch.....fluck all Mr. Sherlock Blokey thingy....lol.
Thanks for the FREE advertising.......bbc.... :D
CC...... :roll:
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
....come to my house (its a nice house), allow me at your house, in my car (i have a nice BMW), or where ever you wish.

Do you have a small penis dunno
Or small brain??
:dunno:
Would you know a BIG one....i doubt it Jags..... biggrin
CC....... rolleyes
BIG brains are more obvious than big balls.... and I can recognise one from 15 paces!! So far.... nothing!
:dunno: :dunno:
Mmmm....opticians for you love..... :shock:
CC....... :twisted:
Went last week - 20/20 vision... knockout!
And call me 'love' one more time and you are definitely out of here - no get out of jail free card!
I do apologise...Jags.....x
Unknown User
Quote by cheekychimp
All that for Nothing..Ziltch.....fluck all Mr. Sherlock Blokey thingy....lol.
Thanks for the FREE advertising.......bbc.... biggrin
CC...... rolleyes

Oh, it wasn't for nothing believe me - it was very cathartic actually :P
As for the 'free advertising', you'll need it fella :thumbup:
Unknown User
Quote by Bloke2005
All that for Nothing..Ziltch.....fluck all Mr. Sherlock Blokey thingy....lol.
Thanks for the FREE advertising.......bbc.... biggrin
CC...... rolleyes

Oh, it wasn't for nothing believe me - it was very cathartic actually :P
As for the 'free advertising', you'll need it fella :thumbup:
No worries...the next time i want a free advertiser....I'll ping you..... :P
Laugh out Loudest.........CC.... :P
Unknown User
Gosh Cheeky Chimp, you must have been *really* bad in a previous life. All this bad karma being re-visited on you.... :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by sexyjo
Gosh Cheeky Chimp, you must have been *really* bad in a previous life. All this bad karma being re-visited on you.... :shock:

Do you reckon....I dont think so Sexyjo..??
Plus.....who gives a fluck.... lol
CC....... cool
Versace__Vase
Orgasminator
Do you reckon he will be succesfull then? Nah more chance of coming first in a spelling test lol
Unknown User
Quote by Versace Vase
Do you reckon he will be succesfull then? Nah more chance of coming first in a spelling test lol

Name: Versace.....Logo..Superman.......lol
Need I say more..... :lol:
CC..... :P
blueis
Master of Sex
I've been offline for a while but it's reassuring to see that somethings haven't changed much - cheeky chimp is still running the entertainment section.
I reminded of one of those all time great .
Good luck cheeky...
Unknown User
Quote by blueis
I've been offline for a while but it's reassuring to see that somethings haven't changed much - cheeky chimp is still running the entertainment section.
I reminded of one of those all time great Roxy Music tracks.
Good luck cheeky...

Thanks Blueis......you're welcome....someone has to put these numpties straight... wink
CC..... cool
Mal
Mod
Ok children, play nicely - no more slagging each other off or I'll take your toys away! confused
Mal
Unknown User
Quote by cheekychimp
Need I say more..... lol
CC..... :P

Well you've already done the 'nice house.... big cock... and BMW' so I think you've said it all, already rolleyes
Mal - please don't take cheeky chimp away - we're enjoying playing with him :lol:
Sarah
Sex God
Mal's busy playing with me lol
You can have cheeky chimp :lol: