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Fem wanted for Sunday Lunch in Lothian area

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Warming the Bed
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HI
Any fem want to meet up for some lunch Sunday (24th)? My treat! Ladies 18 - 45.
Some small talk and nice food (hopefully)...followed by a Sunday drive with a 'stop off' for some fingers and thumbs *wink*
Nice guy, easily pleased.
44/m/livi WE read profile/ad.
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Pete xx
mod edit: now thats real naughty, posting contact details isnt permitted on the forums and posting them in a non standard way means you knew that, please dont do it again.
Warming the Bed
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sorry
I did know...but whats the alternatives?
I'm quite new to this...learned the "non-formal" way from other posts..no excuse I guess.
Again...I appologise
Pete xx
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Fem wanted for Sunday lunch ?????????????????
:shock:
I'm having pork
wink
Warming the Bed
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I'm glad you thought that funny enough to post.
DUH!
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Oh - I'm sorry.
You're quite correct. I should have taken far more time to compose a proper post.
Perhaps I should be more clear.
I'll be having roast pork, crackling of course, some roast spuds, steamed vegetables - probably broccoli and possibly that crinkle cut type cabbage and carrots.
She usually does some stuffing too. Ooo-er, Missus rolleyes
There'll be black pepper and coarse salt, and a dish of apple slop. I say slop because she picked up the smooth stuff at Tesco last week, rather than the "lumpy" apple sauce I prefer.
I'll probably wash it down with either mineral water, or a homemade mix of lime and lemonade or fresh orange (with bits in) and lemonade. Normally, I'd have a glass of Frascati with pork, even though, technically, pork is a red meat, or possibly a glass or two of John Smith's Extra Smooth beer. But as I'm on a few different medications, I think it's better that I avoid alcohol.
My guess is, chef will have a glass of that pink wine she likes.
Due to being not very active because of illness, I ought really to fore go the cakey bun for afters and just take a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Douwe Egberts, I think. Although there's a very nice Tesco branded ground coffee that I become quite partial to.
Hopefully all this will be done and and the meal allowed to settle, before 3:30, when as is the norm at weekends, she demands I perform my "duties" in the bedroom. Or lounge floor. I'm not yet quite up to performing the chair-fuck. The hips and thighs are almost ready, but I don't have the strength in my hands/wrists to be able to grip the chair arms with enough power to "rattle" the chair, bringing the back of it off the floor as I slam into her. I don't think the weather will improve sufficiently today so that she'd enjoy doing it on the patio, and anyway - the recent high winds have snapped a couple of fence posts, and although the panels haven't fallen over as such, there is enough of a gap for the neighbours to see through. A little too blatant exhibitionism I think. And to be perfectly frank (or Bob) I'm sure the guy next door only gets off when he thinks we don't know he's there as he watches us in under the parasol lights from his upstairs window.
Enjoy your lunch pete_smith89 wink
I know I will.
Oh - btw. The "alternative" you asked about in your second post is to have people PM you via the site internal mail system. Hope that helps.
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I'll be having roast pork, crackling of course, some roast spuds, steamed vegetables - probably broccoli and possibly that crinkle cut type cabbage and carrots.
She usually does some stuffing too. Ooo-er, Missus rolleyes
There'll be black pepper and coarse salt, and a dish of apple slop. I say slop because she picked up the smooth stuff at Tesco last week, rather than the "lumpy" apple sauce I prefer.
I'll probably wash it down with either mineral water, or a homemade mix of lime and lemonade or fresh orange (with bits in) and lemonade. Normally, I'd have a glass of Frascati with pork, even though, technically, pork is a red meat, or possibly a glass or two of John Smith's Extra Smooth beer.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds DELICIOUS!!!! I wish someone'd come and cook sunday lunch for me lol
Just some rhubarb crumble and ice cream for pud and it'd be perfect....... :twisted:
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds DELICIOUS!!!! I wish someone'd come and cook sunday lunch for me lol
Just some rhubarb crumble and ice cream for pud and it'd be perfect....... :twisted:

You must come round for lunch sometime wink
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Quote by sexyjo
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds DELICIOUS!!!! I wish someone'd come and cook sunday lunch for me lol
Just some rhubarb crumble and ice cream for pud and it'd be perfect....... :twisted:

Be careful what you wish for sexyjo.
The whole db-HLB thing started with food (and photos) rolleyes
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You must come round for lunch sometime wink

You might want to wait until the weather improves a little though, when the entertaining will move outside to the kebab stand and patio.
The fence will be repaired by then too
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Quote by pete_smith89
HI
Any fem want to meet up for some lunch Sunday (24th)? My treat! Ladies 18 - 45.
Some small talk and nice food (hopefully)...followed by a Sunday drive with a 'stop off' for some fingers and thumbs *wink*
Nice guy, easily pleased.
44/m/livi WE read profile/ad.
Pete xx

Pete, please don't take offence.
I'm just in one of those "frivolous" type moods today.
And bear in mind - at least it's kept your thread near the top of the page wink
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds DELICIOUS!!!! I wish someone'd come and cook sunday lunch for me lol
Just some rhubarb crumble and ice cream for pud and it'd be perfect....... :twisted:

Be careful what you wish for sexyjo.
The whole db-HLB thing started with food (and photos) rolleyes
Quote by HLB
You must come round for lunch sometime wink

You might want to wait until the weather improves a little though, when the entertaining will move outside to the kebab stand and patio.
The fence will be repaired by then too
Lol, sounds perfect - food and sex are always a perfect combination :twisted:
Warming the Bed
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may be p-s is a veg!
I always say the best way to keep a girl smiling is to give her meat
mine also likes plum(s) pudding and cream and not just for afters
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Quote by dambuster
Fem wanted for Sunday lunch ?????????????????
:shock:
I'm having pork
wink

Quote by pete_smith89
I'm glad you thought that funny enough to post.
DUH!

I know, I agree - this is far funnier...
M43 WE west lothian, likes to masterbate while girls watch and tease (and more if they like what they see).
Available daytimes mostly but some nights too.
I got partner but she don't know what I get up to lol
msg me if you're interested.
Will travel within reason.
Pete

rolleyes
Sex God
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ouch.
H.x rotflmao
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ouch.
H.x rotflmao

Yes, I did think that - should I edit it? dunno
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Fem wanted for Sunday lunch ?????????????????
:shock:
I'm having pork
wink

Quote by pete_smith89
I'm glad you thought that funny enough to post.
DUH!

I know, I agree - this is far funnier...
M43 WE west lothian, likes to masterbate while girls watch and tease (and more if they like what they see).
Available daytimes mostly but some nights too.
I got partner but she don't know what I get up to lol
msg me if you're interested.
Will travel within reason.
Pete

rolleyes
Quote by Bloke2005
Yes, I did think that - should I edit it?

Too late honey :wink:
Like it, by the way lol