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Female Bowling Buddie required.....

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I'm looking for a lady to partner me at Ten Pin Bowling on 28th July in the NorthWest. No previous experience required, but an average score of over 200 would be a distinct advantage. If all else fails, wearing a short skirt will suffice!
this is mainly aimed towards those who already know me, but if you don't know me and want to know more, just ask.
Fang Q !! lol
Mal
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Mal,
We dont want 2 professionals !!!!!
Mal is looking for a female bowling buddy who actually can't play .........ok !!
Getting excited now ........... there is a DJ and games and a snack .........as well as bowling .......... plus the fact that they will get to meet all of us lot too!!!!
Mal .............sell sell sell !!! lol
Bowling nights are brill and we are getting a good crowd Mal is after a partner girlls ya cant go wrong with this nice chap.
djcouple xxxxx
Guys! Guys!! you're making me blush! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Alright, I'll forget about the 200 average - but not the short skirt!! :twisted:
Mal
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Have you found one yet ???
Come on girls ........ we have a giggle ................ and we dont bite !!! unless you like it !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxx
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Alright, I'll forget about the 200 average - but not the short skirt!! :twisted:
Mal
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rotflmao :rotflmao: thats me out then ........... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
short skirt ???? ............ nooooooo, nay, never !!!
200 average ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i wish !!!!
Lucy
lucylovely ,
Wear trousers and throw the balls at the sticks !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
come on an join in the fun lucylovely
nobody can be as bad as me - I just chuck the ball thing down towards them sticks and hope for the best.
Jane (the better half of djcouple) xxxxxxx
Mal - If you get a partner that can average 200 you both have to play with a 6LB house ball and a blindfold!
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Mal - If you get a partner that can average 200 you both have to play with a 6LB house ball and a blindfold!

I normally keep the blindfold for afters!! redface surprisedops:
Mal
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would love to help mal but...
my average is only 195
and my skirt comes down to the knees...
sorry mate
david
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would love to help mal but...
my average is only 195
and my skirt comes down to the knees...
sorry mate
david


David .. stick your skirt in your knickers and change your name to Davina !!!
Mal ....... have u got a female to accompany you yet ?
If not......... they dont know what they are missing !!!............... lol
Chuff me.. i'm no where near that good.. around .. oooo 155!! is my highest score!
ok ok is this just a offer of bowling? just wondering why its gotta be a women lol
oh u know me i had 2 ask wink
P.S i am ace at bowling i have been known to get 300, well twice and u can ask Paul if u don't believe me lol as for short skirt i don't think so lol
Just bowling, honey. anything else by prior arrangement! lol
I'm just waiting from a lady regarding a babysitter, then I'll know if I'm sorted.
The pairs are Male/female to keep the balance of the teams
And if you can score 300, Ali, you can wear whatever you like!!! :lol:
Mal
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Babysitter sorted biggrin Get yer coat Mal, you have a partner for the evening. I'll have to do my Cinderella routine though because it isn't an overnight sitter, so don't be surprised when I turn up wearing glass slippers lol :lol:
Yippeeee!!! Jobs' a gud 'un!!! lol :lol:
Great news, Angel. I'll give you a call later to sort out details (and measure length of skirt! :twisted: )
Mal
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A happy bowler :lol: :lol:
Angel ..................... so glad you are gonna join us !!!!!
Its normally a real giggle .................... Mal will win !!! lol
C ya there
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Angel ..................... so glad you are gonna join us !!!!!
Its normally a real giggle .................... Mal will win !!! lol
C ya there
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You talking about the bowling, Blond??? :twisted:
Mal
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