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Oh dear you have been here all of 5 mins and you are already moaning, this is not a quick shag site.............
read this:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46349.html
read this:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46349.html
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Quote by chrisn24
i still havent met anyone from this site, and don't know where i'm going wrong, can you help? i am slim, young and i have a decent size cock. i am not big headed nor rude. just looking for any kind of fun in surrey or london.
You've made 11 posts which tell anyone the square root of fuck all. You started off as 24, then had an unbirthday and became 23, now you're back to 24. Your ads are one liners and your pics are crap. You say you have a big cock, but from the pics, that doesn't show that to be true. You haven't even updated your ads for over 3 months.
Is that enough help?
Mal
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Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind!
Mal
Mal
:roll:And let's face it, if you're a single bloke on here you've gotta be particularly talent in an area to be in with a shout...Areas such as
Eloquence
Pics
Body
Politeness
Presentation is everything...Posting " still havent met anyone from this site, and don't know where i'm going wrong, can you help?" just smacks of desperation.
I list my chances of meeting someone on this site as being 1 in 20 if I'm lucky, based on the fact that I'm a single male. In truth I don't expect to meet anyone, unless it was a social occasion and I'm here mainly to chat.
It's not the way of getting your foot in the door and it sounds like' its being slammed shut in your face.
Just my 2cents
Eloquence
Pics
Body
Politeness
Presentation is everything...Posting " still havent met anyone from this site, and don't know where i'm going wrong, can you help?" just smacks of desperation.
I list my chances of meeting someone on this site as being 1 in 20 if I'm lucky, based on the fact that I'm a single male. In truth I don't expect to meet anyone, unless it was a social occasion and I'm here mainly to chat.
It's not the way of getting your foot in the door and it sounds like' its being slammed shut in your face.
Just my 2cents
Sex God
Quote by hornytaff68
And let's face it, if you're a single bloke on here you've gotta be particularly talent in an area to be in with a shout...Areas such as
Eloquence
Pics
Body
Politeness
Presentation is everything...Posting " still havent met anyone from this site, and don't know where i'm going wrong, can you help?" just smacks of desperation.
I list my chances of meeting someone on this site as being 1 in 20 if I'm lucky, based on the fact that I'm a single male. In truth I don't expect to meet anyone, unless it was a social occasion and I'm here mainly to chat.
It's not the way of getting your foot in the door and it sounds like' its being slammed shut in your face.
Just my 2cents
How very novel, a newer newbie telling an older newbie just how it is.
Great post Taff, welcome to the site.
Politeness goes a long way. I spent a good few hours chatting to someone on another site once purely because I didn't send her a msg that said
"How about I come over and stick my fat c*ck up you tw*t?"
Nothing came of it but it was quite refreshing to have a civilised conversation with someone on a so called "Sex Contacts Site".
"How about I come over and stick my fat c*ck up you tw*t?"
Nothing came of it but it was quite refreshing to have a civilised conversation with someone on a so called "Sex Contacts Site".
