Female (no longer) Looking

5 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
OK lets put the feelers out to see what fresh meat we have in the midlands area.
I like M/MMF/MFF and so on.
I like going to a certain swingers clubs and will be happy to take you along if you are of a reasonable appearance.
I prefer moderately younger guys (late twenties/early thrities) but never say never to considering other ages.
I don't like travelling too far but will take note for future reference of people outside of the Midlands - as I do travel for work.
Prefer fuck-buddies - but not a partner.
Prefer taller guys - so 5'8'' and over have an advantage.
If you only want to poke it in and wiggle it about for a minute or two - don't bother replying, I am a little more adventurous than that.
Finally, prefer if you have the bollocks to reply here first, rather than sending a PM saying "will I do?"

Hey pololady. I guess i'm what you'll call fresh meat... how you doing? I live in oxfordshire (northern bit, and can travel). i'm 27 (but look a little younger) blue eyes, brown hair, two arms, two legs. 5'8". I prefer m/f..how about an all night (well almost) poke and a wiggle? I love being adventurous. (open to suggestions).. f/buddy is fine with me....I'd be happy to e-mail you anything else.

5 Dec 2005

so do u wish to be my partner at chameleons then one afternoon? please get in touch

5 Dec 2005

Hi there, Pololady, you sound like you have loads of experience, fancy freeing up some for me??

5 Dec 2005

too many names starting with 'J' - I am losing track and getting confused

5 Dec 2005

Sorry, you must have soemthing with J's lol...so do have any free time??lol

5 Dec 2005

Quote by jamious
Sorry, you must have soemthing with J's lol...so do have any free time??lol

Nope - I fill all my free time shagging. :twisted: lol

5 Dec 2005

Ok urmm thats what i was trying to ask...lol, sooo like what part of midlands u? Leciester?

5 Dec 2005

Quote by jamious
Ok urmm thats what i was trying to ask...lol, sooo like what part of midlands u? Leciester?

correct

5 Dec 2005

So your a leicester gal? Wow, so i would love if you would let me have a shot at trying to get to know you.....do you have a profile apart from on here?

5 Dec 2005

Quote by jamious
So your a leicester gal? Wow, so i would love if you would let me have a shot at trying to get to know you.....do you have a profile apart from on here?

Yes I do - but I am affraid it is against the rules to provide links to other sites.

5 Dec 2005

Ok then, well i have a sort of profile on here, in the photo Ads, i have 2 pics, i dont really like them but hopefully you'll get a taste of me...lol

5 Dec 2005

Quote by coops6787
OK lets put the feelers out to see what fresh meat we have in the midlands area.
I like M/MMF/MFF and so on.
I like going to a certain swingers clubs and will be happy to take you along if you are of a reasonable appearance.
I prefer moderately younger guys (late twenties/early thrities) but never say never to considering other ages.
I don't like travelling too far but will take note for future reference of people outside of the Midlands - as I do travel for work.
Prefer fuck-buddies - but not a partner.
Prefer taller guys - so 5'8'' and over have an advantage.
If you only want to poke it in and wiggle it about for a minute or two - don't bother replying, I am a little more adventurous than that.
Finally, prefer if you have the bollocks to reply here first, rather than sending a PM saying "will I do?"

Hey pololady. I guess i'm what you'll call fresh meat... how you doing? I live in oxfordshire (northern bit, and can travel). i'm 27 (but look a little younger) blue eyes, brown hair, two arms, two legs. 5'8". I prefer m/f..how about an all night (well almost) poke and a wiggle? I love being adventurous. (open to suggestions).. f/buddy is fine with me....I'd be happy to e-mail you anything else.
Can I have your bank details lol

5 Dec 2005

Quote by jamious
Ok then, well i have a sort of profile on here, in the photo Ads, i have 2 pics, i dont really like them but hopefully you'll get a taste of me...lol

and the ad number is?

5 Dec 2005

Hi, yes sorry i forgot to give you it, its 443151, hope you like it, ......

5 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady

Hello PoloLady
I am about 5ft 8", aged 30, across in Cambridgeshire if you ever travel this way. I think we have briefly met once but not for long enough for you to remember me. I don't shag but that means I last ages doing kissing and caressing etc to make up for it and am well endowed.
Regards
Harry Jones

Dear Harry - you have told me this before - well a couple of times actually, but I don't think we have ever met.
Unfortunately you don't shag - I happen to fuck lick a rabbit - so sorry hun - it just won't work!
Ohh I'm getting the hang of this search thing at last. Just to prove I didn't dream it.......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/28297/338.html says we were in the same room at the same time (well if you scroll down a bit more to angel chat's post it does), and for once I actually broke out of my shy retiring shell and spoke to almost everyone present. I think we only actually said four sentences between us. Oh well it just goes to show what a unforgettable ugly unshaggable numpty I am. :cry:
Dont lick the rabbit too hard we don't want you wearing it through and getting acid burns off the batteries wink

Re- not shagging - I like to be honest and true from the start so everyone knows where we stand (in my case alone) no point in posting pictures from internet or pretending I'm a bi-fem, I like everyone to know in advance what to expect.
Whinge over, but I am happy cause I've got one of your classic type responses and had a good giggle at some of your responses so you get back to sorting and picking them and have a good time.
Regards
Harry Jones

5 Dec 2005

hey there red boots, im in my mid twenties live in wolverhampton will be avaliable 2 travel, i love red boots and i mean that need a fuck budy!!!

5 Dec 2005

Quote by HarryJones

Hello PoloLady
I am about 5ft 8", aged 30, across in Cambridgeshire if you ever travel this way. I think we have briefly met once but not for long enough for you to remember me. I don't shag but that means I last ages doing kissing and caressing etc to make up for it and am well endowed.
Regards
Harry Jones

Dear Harry - you have told me this before - well a couple of times actually, but I don't think we have ever met.
Unfortunately you don't shag - I happen to fuck lick a rabbit - so sorry hun - it just won't work!
Ohh I'm getting the hang of this search thing at last. Just to prove I didn't dream it.......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/28297/338.html says we were in the same room at the same time (well if you scroll down a bit more to angel chat's post it does), and for once I actually broke out of my shy retiring shell and spoke to almost everyone present. I think we only actually said four sentences between us. Oh well it just goes to show what a unforgettable ugly unshaggable numpty I am. :cry:
Dont lick the rabbit too hard we don't want you wearing it through and getting acid burns off the batteries wink

Re- not shagging - I like to be honest and true from the start so everyone knows where we stand (in my case alone) no point in posting pictures from internet or pretending I'm a bi-fem, I like everyone to know in advance what to expect.
Whinge over, but I am happy cause I've got one of your classic type responses and had a good giggle at some of your responses so you get back to sorting and picking them and have a good time.
Regards
Harry Jones
Oh I am having such a hard time, it is all getting so confusing and in some cases annoying - do you want a job as my P.A. ?

5 Dec 2005

Quote by pad722
if sarcasm is the lowest form of whit,,,, so how tall are you,, im a gent from milton keynes 6 foot and old enough to make it last, used to be classed as a gentleman but sorry to say that was the good old days, now i enjoy myself

Sarcasm 'may' be called the lowest form of whit (usually by people too dumb to get it or keep it up) but it is ferkin funny!

5 Dec 2005

I want to change my preferences!

5 Dec 2005

Can this site do that????? can you change your sexual prefences??? Impressive.

5 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Oh I am having such a hard time, it is all getting so confusing and in some cases annoying - do you want a job as my P.A. ?

ermm depends how I get paid wink

Keep going you are doing great.

5 Dec 2005

Quote by HarryJones

Oh I am having such a hard time, it is all getting so confusing and in some cases annoying - do you want a job as my P.A. ?

ermm depends how I get paid wink

A shag per hour - no foreplay or snogging
Keep going you are doing great.

5 Dec 2005

Quote by H_ippy
Can this site do that????? can you change your sexual prefences??? Impressive.

yes it sure can - I joined as straight - I am now bi.
So give it a few months and you'll be sucking cock as much as me lol

5 Dec 2005

Well you could suck mine if you want,
sorry, i mean to say, well we all have to try everything borfroe we knock it!

5 Dec 2005

Quote by jamious
Well you could suck mine if you want,
sorry, i mean to say, well we all have to try everything borfroe we knock it!

have i seen a photo of you yet? I have lost track confused

6 Dec 2005

Well let me think about it................I'm thinking but there is no stirring going on..........still thinking.............oh dear still nothing........................but hey I tried but, no cock sucking for me at the mo.........unless...........have you seen my boss about??

6 Dec 2005

Urmm i offered you to have a look at my photo profile......

6 Dec 2005

Oh do I have to???

6 Dec 2005

Hi Polo Lady
my name is Jamie from cambridge. not too far i hope (if u travel to my area on business)
I am 27. 5' 11". tanned,shaved head & irish. I love to please a woman esp 1 older than me.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Jamie.

6 Dec 2005

Quote by Jamie69
Hi Polo Lady
my name is Jamie from cambridge. not too far i hope (if u travel to my area on business)
I am 27. 5' 11". tanned,shaved head & irish. I love to please a woman esp 1 older than me.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Jamie.

this one sounds OK too - but it is another one starting with 'J' confused