Female (no longer) Looking

6 Dec 2005

Hey there... couple or single for you depending on your demands at the time... I'm 29 and a complete tease... both physicaly and mentally (its not just about fucking is it now?). My female friend is 33 and very curvatious... would be nice to chat... x

6 Dec 2005

Hi there PoloLady.
Male 34 here (looks younger), I'm 5ft 9" & 11st slim athletic build considered attractive I have brown hair , blue eyes. Very sexual and Bi.
I'm in the Midlands area, can travel etc.
Have own business so can get plenty of free time.
For more info check out my S.H profile, if you need more info, pleaase feel free to drop me a PM.
Look forward to hear from you..
Stussy..... xx

6 Dec 2005

hi pololady, i'm 26, experienced, fit, very clean, shaven, love fun long sessions, am very friendly and easy to be with, am based in bath but am happy to travel, accommodate or meet... take a look at my profile 384556 (link below) and if you like please get in touch for more contact details etc on .
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-384556.html
speak soon, h x

6 Dec 2005

im 30 and 5ft8 but i dont think 5ft8 is tall rather on the shortarse side of things thought you ladies prefered men over 6ft lol times must be changing for the good better for me thats for sure biggrin

6 Dec 2005

Quote by H_ippy
Well let me think about it................I'm thinking but there is no stirring going on..........still thinking.............oh dear still nothing........................but hey I tried but, no cock sucking for me at the mo.........unless...........have you seen my boss about??

it is still early days for you yet wink

:lol: :lol:

6 Dec 2005

Quote by bathbi2
hi pololady, i'm 26, experienced, fit, very clean, shaven, love fun long sessions, am very friendly and easy to be with, am based in bath but am happy to travel, accommodate or meet... take a look at my profile 384556 (link below) and if you like please get in touch for more contact details etc on .
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-384556.html
speak soon, h x

Now I was smiling when I looked at the body biggrin

- but then remembered you are in Bath!!!!! and unfortunatly only 5'7'' :cry:

6 Dec 2005

Quote by stussyboy
Hi there PoloLady.
Male 34 here (looks younger), I'm 5ft 9" & 11st slim athletic build considered attractive I have brown hair , blue eyes. Very sexual and Bi.
I'm in the Midlands area, can travel etc.
Have own business so can get plenty of free time.
For more info check out my S.H profile, if you need more info, pleaase feel free to drop me a PM.
Look forward to hear from you..
Stussy..... xx

Your ad says you are looking for bored housewives for daytime meets confused

6 Dec 2005

yep but i drive, you travel with work sometimes and i'm just off to waitrose to find a box to stand on! lol! smile

h x

6 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
OK lets put the feelers out to see what fresh meat we have in the midlands area.
I like M/MMF/MFF and so on.
I like going to a certain swingers clubs and will be happy to take you along if you are of a reasonable appearance.
I prefer moderately younger guys (late twenties/early thrities) but never say never to considering other ages.
I don't like travelling too far but will take note for future reference of people outside of the Midlands - as I do travel for work.
Prefer fuck-buddies - but not a partner.
Prefer taller guys - so 5'8'' and over have an advantage.
If you only want to poke it in and wiggle it about for a minute or two - don't bother replying, I am a little more adventurous than that.
Finally, prefer if you have the bollocks to reply here first, rather than sending a PM saying "will I do?"

Well Polo Lady after reading your original posting again I was shocked that your requirements were so well hidden, clever ploy to sort out the men from the boys, no doubt...........at first I read it the usual way........wants 20's(shallow).....tall yea yea. But upon second viewing I noticed the secret message that you class "early thrities" as an option...........BINGO!!!!!!!!! I'm 45, 6 foot 1" and bloody hell these cold mornings are no good for my Arthrities............plus I am fresh meat. I .................well it made me laugh

6 Dec 2005

Quote by H_ippy
OK lets put the feelers out to see what fresh meat we have in the midlands area.
I like M/MMF/MFF and so on.
I like going to a certain swingers clubs and will be happy to take you along if you are of a reasonable appearance.
I prefer moderately younger guys (late twenties/early thrities) but never say never to considering other ages.
I don't like travelling too far but will take note for future reference of people outside of the Midlands - as I do travel for work.
Prefer fuck-buddies - but not a partner.
Prefer taller guys - so 5'8'' and over have an advantage.
If you only want to poke it in and wiggle it about for a minute or two - don't bother replying, I am a little more adventurous than that.
Finally, prefer if you have the bollocks to reply here first, rather than sending a PM saying "will I do?"

Well Polo Lady after reading your original posting again I was shocked that your requirements were so well hidden, clever ploy to sort out the men from the boys, no doubt...........at first I read it the usual way........wants 20's(shallow).....tall yea yea. But upon second viewing I noticed the secret message that you class "early thrities" as an option...........BINGO!!!!!!!!! I'm 45, 6 foot 1" and bloody hell these cold mornings are no good for my Arthrities............plus I am fresh meat. I .................well it made me laugh
I have an even better ploy - I totally omitted some of them to make it really hard for you - lol

:lol: :lol:

6 Dec 2005

Ok let me guess...................you like men with big powerful motorbikes but choose not to ride them when it's a bit chilly, look fab in their suit when they go to work, are totally rock 'ard geezers cos they don't use moisturiser and of course are a caring, sincere, passionate, considerate lover??

6 Dec 2005

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6 Dec 2005

Quote by H_ippy
Ok let me guess...................you like men with big powerful motorbikes but choose not to ride them when it's a bit chilly, look fab in their suit when they go to work, are totally rock 'ard geezers cos they don't use moisturiser and of course are a caring, sincere, passionate, considerate lover??

You are so far off the mark you left the solar system! lol

6 Dec 2005

Quote by davidsplayroom
Polo doesnâ€™t know what she wants, but she will know it when she finds it.
All the rest is just a rehearsal

I think the problem is I do know what I want - it is the compromising I have trouble deciding on confused

6 Dec 2005

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7 Dec 2005

Hi PoloLady,
I'm Tony, I live in Bromsgrove, in my early forties....sad I know! Healthy, clean, 5' 10" with a toned 14st frame, blue eyes and a full head of short hair and own teeth. Well educated, travelled and professional, friendly and very easy to get on with and game for no strings safe encounters.
I would like you to feel comfortable with me, love foreplay, sensuality and being attentive to your needs. Very open minded, willing to try most things with limits respected and can be bi in the right circumstances.
I'm thinking of going to Chams on Friday and would love to meet up with you but alas due to your criteria, my age has probably let me down if not more......hey ho!
PM me if you're interested.

7 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Your ad says you are looking for bored housewives for daytime meets

So whats wrong with that? I'm just expanding my options and i'm available most daytimes which fits most criterias..... :?

7 Dec 2005

If you are ever passing through the newcastle area i'm always up for some fun and games!! and i'm sure I could last more than a couple of mins!!!! wink

:wink:

7 Dec 2005

So Polo Lady are you ever in the Cambridge area on business? As I think you would like what you see if You saw me.

8 Dec 2005

Quote by stussyboy

Your ad says you are looking for bored housewives for daytime meets

So whats wrong with that? I'm just expanding my options and i'm available most daytimes which fits most criterias..... :?
are you willing to consider interested housewives?

8 Dec 2005

Quote by Jamie69
So Polo Lady are you ever in the Cambridge area on business? As I think you would like what you see if You saw me.

strangly enough I have an office just outside of Cambridge

8 Dec 2005

Hi PoloLady... as i think i said before... i love those boots.
I'm from down south...Herts/Beds border 25 mins from London. Would love the chance to introduce myself properly if you ever come down this way. I promise to entertain and send you home with a smile on your face.
Not a 1 minute wonder, not a middle-aged lard-arse... early 30's, oh and 6ft 4 if that helps?
Looking forward to knowing you better.
Mark xxx

8 Dec 2005

Quote by markyone69
Hi PoloLady... as i think i said before... i love those boots.
I'm from down south...Herts/Beds border 25 mins from London. Would love the chance to introduce myself properly if you ever come down this way. I promise to entertain and send you home with a smile on your face.
Not a 1 minute wonder, not a middle-aged lard-arse... early 30's, oh and 6ft 4 if that helps?
Looking forward to knowing you better.
Mark xxx

Jesus, I thought that was you in your avatar mate for a minute... bugger PoloLady (literally wink

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9 Dec 2005

When you next in the Cambs area Polo Lady????

9 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Hi PoloLady... as i think i said before... i love those boots.
I'm from down south...Herts/Beds border 25 mins from London. Would love the chance to introduce myself properly if you ever come down this way. I promise to entertain and send you home with a smile on your face.
Not a 1 minute wonder, not a middle-aged lard-arse... early 30's, oh and 6ft 4 if that helps?
Looking forward to knowing you better.
Mark xxx

Jesus, I thought that was you in your avatar mate for a minute... bugger PoloLady (literally wink

)
please!

9 Dec 2005

Oh and BTW i forgot to ask you whether or not that was you in your avatar or if it was a cartoon..?
redface

9 Dec 2005

No - it's me - she nicks my pics rolleyes

9 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
No - it's me - she nicks my pics

I could pick your nics instead lol

9 Dec 2005

.....I'd be happy to e-mail you anything else.
Can I have your bank details lol

Bank details? Sure. Why not, and If you find anything in there let me know...Lol.. Money's the last thing on my mind. wink

9 Dec 2005

Hi Polo
I'm Midlands born and bred (although I emigrated to Scotland).
Should you be visiting a real country wink

sometime, give me a call, but as there's not that much in the way of clubs (except the odd fetish one) up here you might have to make do with late night opening (we got it here first cos we have the best pubs!) or my famous chocolate mousse.
I'm in the homelands in January (if they havnae revoked ma passport!) in case you fancy a trip to Chams or Xts (or a wee drinkies at teatime).
x Chris
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