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Orgasminator
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Hi Pololady
I live in Peterborough, but I, too, travel around on Business
I would love to meet you for a good session, and don't worry, I certainly last more than a couple of minutes
NC
xxxx
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Hi Pololady
I live in Peterborough, but I, too, travel around on Business
I would love to meet you for a good session, and don't worry, I certainly last more than a couple of minutes
NC
xxxx

Cheers for the repy chuck - you obviously read that far, unlike the 3 dick-heads that went straight for the "will I do?" PM.
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Hi Pololady
I live in Peterborough, but I, too, travel around on Business
I would love to meet you for a good session, and don't worry, I certainly last more than a couple of minutes
NC
xxxx

Cheers for the repy chuck - you obviously read that far, unlike the 3 dick-heads that went straight for the "will I do?" PM.
oops! redface Sorry about that! :grin: bolt
Mal
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Hi Pololady
I live in Peterborough, but I, too, travel around on Business
I would love to meet you for a good session, and don't worry, I certainly last more than a couple of minutes
NC
xxxx

Cheers for the repy chuck - you obviously read that far, unlike the 3 dick-heads that went straight for the "will I do?" PM.
oops! redface Sorry about that! :grin: bolt
Mal
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and you're not fresh meat either lol
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Hi Pololady
I live in Peterborough, but I, too, travel around on Business
I would love to meet you for a good session, and don't worry, I certainly last more than a couple of minutes
NC
xxxx

Cheers for the repy chuck - you obviously read that far, unlike the 3 dick-heads that went straight for the "will I do?" PM.
oops! redface Sorry about that! :grin: bolt
Mal
wink
and you're not fresh meat either lol
I love it when you talk dirty!!! :twisted: :lol:
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Grease, grime, stains. Is that dirty enough for ya? lol
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Hell, I'll bite.
I live in London, but if you're ever in the area and all that...
That was really half arsed. Sorry. My mind appears to have gone to sleep today.
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Well when it wakes up tell me some more - I am often down that way.
Warming the Bed
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I will bite as well, I'm working in the Midlands during the week for the next few months. I'm pretty confident I can do more than wiggle it about, also I'm 5' 10", medium build and probably to old as I'm the wrong side of 35, but the right side of 40. You can always PM me if you like, I've got nothing else on tonight. Nice boots by the way.
Warming the Bed
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me too. 31 years old, 5'10" and can do more than a couple of minutes. seems fairly easy to meet the criteria so far! PM me if you want further information. i'm in london.
Warming the Bed
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Hi pololady
Ian here from deepest darkest hemel! Im staying in Newark t'row night after a allday meeting in Coventry, any chance of meeting up - Just shout or if you fancy pvt! and I can send a pic over
Fingers still crossed
Cheers
Ian
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Hi,
saw your advert and thought I'd reply. I'm 6'4", fairly well built and can last as long as you require ;)
Into most things, except toilet stuff etc... afraid I dont get to the Midlands much but if ever you are down here then look me up..... extremely willing to tease and please;)
Sex God
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Oooh Polo........... 5'8" thats the first time I haven't been considered a short arse......
Shame that I'm about 20 years outside your age range.
M
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OK lets put the feelers out to see what fresh meat we have in the midlands area.
I like M/MMF/MFF and so on.
I like going to a certain swingers clubs and will be happy to take you along if you are of a reasonable appearance.
I prefer moderately younger guys (late twenties/early thrities) but never say never to considering other ages.
I don't like travelling too far but will take note for future reference of people outside of the Midlands - as I do travel for work.
Prefer fuck-buddies - but not a partner.
Prefer taller guys - so 5'8'' and over have an advantage.
If you only want to poke it in and wiggle it about for a minute or two - don't bother replying, I am a little more adventurous than that.
Finally, prefer if you have the bollocks to reply here first, rather than sending a PM saying "will I do?"

Hiya, not that i watch it but its like the Eurovision,West Yorksire calling and here are my votes..........i'm nearly 6', and its not the hokey cokey with us, as a Yorkshire bloke we don't easily part with anything......give us a call if your in the area.....
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Will I do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warming the Bed
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Hi
I'm from Walsall but in my early twenties. I'm about 5'10. Oh and I have a picture of me and my ugliness there smile
xx
Sex God
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Hi, Im from Tamworth. Im 30, 6ft2" and a member of Utopia (as a single male). My piccy is on the left (not the best lol) have been swinging on and off (mainly off till recently) for 6 years. Am open minded, and discrete....also, bi-curious.
If you're interested my ad number is 378819.
Hope to hear from you. If Im not what you're after, then good luck and I hope you find what you're looking for!
PLUM
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Dlep (on chat)
Sexlightened
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Hi PoloLady.....
Hmmm, strange name, been trying to work out if it is because you ride horses and bash a ball with a stick, or because your minty with a hole in the middle.
Anyways, onto the reason why I decided to reply to your post, I am 35, male, in Sheffield, which I think is the midlands (I suck at geography) and I am 5 foot 10, so, just over your height requirements, if I qualify, let me know (it'll be the first time I ever qualified for something, lol)
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Hi, Im from Tamworth. Im 30, 6ft2" and a member of Utopia (as a single male). My piccy is on the left (not the best lol) have been swinging on and off (mainly off till recently) for 6 years. Am open minded, and discrete....also, bi-curious.
If you're interested my ad number is 378819.
Hope to hear from you. If Im not what you're after, then good luck and I hope you find what you're looking for!
PLUM
Aka
Dlep (on chat)

Hmmmm. Bi-curious is always a bonus smile
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me too. 31 years old, 5'10" and can do more than a couple of minutes. seems fairly easy to meet the criteria so far! PM me if you want further information. i'm in london.

I am affraid London is going on the stand-by list for business trips.
I am making a little map lol
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hi,i may be local to you,tho a little outta your prefered age group..a whacking 43 indeed,how have i survived..if however you would consider taking on a poor old fellow.......xxxx

I've not ruled it out yet wink
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well outside your criteria but bookmark for future reference if you would like, 52 yrs young 6ft, slim distinguished with very well trimmed beard which is ideal for the velcro experience! based in Scotland
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well outside your criteria but bookmark for future reference if you would like, 52 yrs young 6ft, slim distinguished with very well trimmed beard which is ideal for the velcro experience! based in Scotland

Scotland may be just a tad too far :shock:
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Me ??
Cured in Brine and bottled in Formaldehyde. I suppose that is me out of the picture then lol
phredd :love:
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Hi PoloLady.....
Hmmm, strange name, been trying to work out if it is because you ride horses and bash a ball with a stick, or because your minty with a hole in the middle.
Anyways, onto the reason why I decided to reply to your post, I am 35, male, in Sheffield, which I think is the midlands (I suck at geography) and I am 5 foot 10, so, just over your height requirements, if I qualify, let me know (it'll be the first time I ever qualified for something, lol)

You're not crossed off just yet.
Warming the Bed
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Morning Polo,
Well heres my two`penth...
Bloke...36...stourbridge, west mids.
Will do more then waggle..not shy...not pushy...discreet.
Have been to and love to go to clubs and parties.
Absolutly fine and dandy with fuck buddy status.
Can travel anywhere, anytime, etc
Reasonably presentable, house trained, and polite!
I can send a pic by email...well? any good? worth a PM surely biggrin
Best of luck
PS love to boots!
Warming the Bed
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Hi Polo wave
Im Matt 29yo Live in Oxford. 5'10 A little on the short side maybe. confused
Im not a waggler more of an extended pleaser wink
Am willing to give everything a go.
Have a passion for PVC Leather the boots suit me fine lol
Obviously I am just what your looking for so just drop me a PM. :lol:
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Thought I'd throw my hat into the ring a little outside the criteria but hey here we go.
I'm 6ft 3, 23 years old athletic build blonde hair and blue eyes. I live in cambridgeshire, and have a lot of time off so a daytime or evening is good for I have a good sense of humour and I'm easy to get on with.
Well thats the basics get in touch if you want to know more
Sexlightened
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Hi PoloLady.....
Hmmm, strange name, been trying to work out if it is because you ride horses and bash a ball with a stick, or because your minty with a hole in the middle.
Anyways, onto the reason why I decided to reply to your post, I am 35, male, in Sheffield, which I think is the midlands (I suck at geography) and I am 5 foot 10, so, just over your height requirements, if I qualify, let me know (it'll be the first time I ever qualified for something, lol)

You're not crossed off just yet.
Ohhh, goody *rubs little hands together* sounds like I have made the grade, well, just by the sounds of it.
When do we get contacted for the fun and frolicks as I am ready, raring and willing to go, been on charge overnight, so got plenty of battery power.